Behind every successful woman, there is a satisfied man.
But behind a satisfied woman, there is an exhausted man
an arab was being interviewed at a US checkpoint.
you name pls. " abdul aziz "
sex? " six times a week!! "
no, no, I mean male or female! "
doesn't matters, sometimes even camel!!! "
sex is like a restaurant.
sometimes u get full satisfactory service,
and sometimes you have to be satisfied with
self-service "
what makes a happy man?
daughter on the cover of cosmo.
son on the cover of sports illustrated
mistress on the cover of playboy
and .... wife on the cover of " missing persons "
why was the 2-piece swimsuit invented?
to separate the HAIRY section from the DAIRY section.
teacher: what do you want to become?
li'l Johnny: doctor !!
teacher: why?
lj: coz its the only profession where u can tell a woman to take off her clothes and ask her husband to pay for it
woman complaining to dentist it's so painful, I'd
rather have a baby than have a tooth removed.
dentist make up your mind soon, I'll adjust the chair accordingly.
old lady, 85, a virgin, about to die. wanted her tombstone to read
BORN A VIRGIN, LIVED A VIRGIN, DIED A VIRGIN.
the engraver shortened it to " RETURNED UNOPENED "
a kid asked the priest "father, what is your pastime?"
the priest tapped the kid's shoulder and replied "Nun, my child, nun"
a couple in train.wife my hand is paining. (husband kisses her hand)
wife my neck is paining (husband kisses her neck)
an old man sitting nearby couldn't control himself
"beta, piles ka bhi ilaaj karte ho kya?"
75 yr old man got married to a 15 yr girl.
on their first night both were crying. why???
coz she didn ' t know anything, and he had forgotten everything
a sardar went to toilet ten times within half-an-hour.
somebody asked - sardarji aapko chain nahin hai kya?
sardar - hai to sahi, par khul nahin rahi