umm.. seems not many r participating here!!
Well but am not tht selfish Here goes my share!
The Happiest Love Story ever told:
HE: Would u marry me?
SHE: No
And they lived happily ever after!
I keep on thinking of a word that will best describe u,
suddenly something enters my mind n it spells
S
SPE
SPECI
Dangerous SPECIES!
A group of elephants were sitting on the street.
A good looking female elephant passes by.
What does the loafer elephant say?
wow! 36000, 24000, 36000!
It takes 15 trees to produce the amt of paper
which is used by us 2 write our exams.
Join us in promoting the noble cause of saving Trees!
SAY NO TO EXAMS!
When titanic was drowning, an italian asks sardarji,
"how far is land".... "2 kms"
Italian jumps into the sea and asks "Which direction"
Sardarji reverts " Downwards! "
Ek aadmi ne sardar se pucha: Public ne aapko kyun maraa?
Sardar: Bus mein mera foto gir gaya, main bola:
"Madam apki saari upar karo mujeh foto lena hai!"
Man: I know how to please a woman.
Woman: In that case, pls leave me alone!
Dosti ka haq hum yun ada karte hai,
Tere naam pe yeh jaan fida karte hai,
tuj ko phul ka bhizakhm na ane paye,
Khuda se hum yehi dua karte hain
A man is dying of cancer. His son asked him:
"dad, y do u keep tellin everyone tht u r dying of AIDS?
"So when am dead, no one will dare to touch ur mom"!
SPECIAL OFFER: Surprise ur gf by sending her a romantic kiss!
Just dial <put ur no. here> & say "kiss" with ur gf's name n address,
i'll go and kiss her!
The Virtue of True Love is not finding the perfect person,
But loving the Imperfect Person Perfectly.
Love doesn't have a happy Ending,
Coz it simply never Ends!
Winter comes again n again,
Summer comes again n again,
But a frnd like u never comes again
coz god never makes a mistake again n again!
I Enquired everything abt u...
GOOD FAMILY... GOOD CHARACTER....
GOOD JOB... FINE PERSONALITY !!
Can u marry my MAID?
Leaves dont just Fall from the tree,
Clouds dont just Form in the sky.
Angels dont just Come Down from Heaven
Andi dont SMS any1 unless they r special!
Fall in a river.. there is a Boat,
Fall in a well... there is a Rope,
But dont Fall in Love... coz theres no Hope!
How do u define a true music lover?
A man when he hears a woman singing in the bathroom,
puts his ear to the keyhole instead of this eyes!
Bahut dur rehkar bhi paas lagte ho.
Nazron se dur rehkar bhi khaas lagte ho.
HAR BAAR DUSRO KA SMS BHEJTE HO aur khud ko SMART samajte ho?
Sardar returns book to library, bangs it on the table
and says... "Too many characters, No Story at all"
Librarian: "So u r the 1 who took the tel. diary!?"
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Pls do SMOKE regularly everyday!
S-Send
M-Me
O-One
K-Kool SMS
E-Everyday!
So pls smoke freely!
Best pick up line to approach a gal... Go to her and say
"Is ur dad a terrorist?".. She will say, "what?"
"I just asked coz u r such a BOMB!"
Receive my special gift of GOOD MORNING wrapped
with sincerity, tied with CARE and sealed with PRAYER
to keep u SAFE and HAPPY all the DAY!
Aeroplane to rocket frnd.. "Why do u fly so fast?"
"You will know if ur butt is on fire!"
Rabert: Boss aapko kaunsi 3 cheez sabse jyaada pasand hai?
Ajeet: Mona, Sona aur Mona ke saath Sona!
"Yes. i like ur dress, but isn't it too early for HALLOWEEN?"
umm... i guess 9090 gives better jokes than 1234 ... isn't it? wht say? Anyways at the end both r not tht gr8!