An Indian becomes CEO of Microsoft........
so.........
henceforth;
All MS products globally to compulsory have ISI trademark and MRP sticker henceforth!
Bill Gates will change his name to Billu Gateshwar just so that he blends with the rest of the Indians in the Co.!
All those dudes selling pirated copies of Microsoft software outside Rly stations will be absorbed in Microsoft as Sr. sales executives!
All Microsoft employees will now be allowed to take half day during Raksha Bandhan (either morning or evening)!
All the Microsoft software will now support default languages like Marathi, Sindhi, Bhojpuri, Tapori, etc!
After Windows 7, Windows 8, the next versions of Microsoft Windows will be named Windows Nav Do Gyarah, Windows 786, etc!
No MS software will ever be declared end-of-life.They will continue using it with the Indian mother's logic - how can you waste anything?
All MS employees including Bill Gates will have to oil their hair everyday, do Ganeshji ki pooja before work & eat dal rice with their hands!
All Microsoft products will now come with option of installing it one by two, two by three, etc!
Henceforth all Microsoft offices globally will be shut 1 week for Diwali holidays and open for work during Christmas week.
All Microsoft products will stop working in Pakistan from tonight. Just a giant middle finger will appear as they boot their PCs tomorrow.
Each Windows CD will now ship with a free CD of 'Mata ki bhent' from T series!
All Windows critical updates will henceforth be nothing but just updated menu cards from Paradise Biryani from Hyderabad!