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Kunal Hemrajani

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  1. havnt got the songs yet..i tink u wil hve to wait for sometime.. as soon as i get the songs i`ll cut it for u..
  2. What Do You Think About Our Present Indian Cricket Team ?

    Yeah..Honest he wil b soon bak in the oneday team.. But I tink Dravid is not gud enuf to b the captain of our indian cricket team... wat u all say??
  3. Nokia 6275i

    Yeah.. u r absolutely ryt..Copperco.. they cant manage their own cdma network..and they r running after Hutch..
  4. Battery Life Of Lsi 110

    All the LG phones r suffering frm that problemz..
  5. What Are You Seeding/ Leeching?

    Good..Good u all keep on downloading.. and then write it in dvds and send me..
  6. Non SMS Stuff

    World Cup Brazil last won the world cup in 1994. Before that they won it in 1970. Add 1970 and 1994, it equals 3964. Germany last won in 1990. Before that they won in 1974. Add 1990 and 1974, it equals 3964. Argentina last won the world cup in 1986. Before that they won it in 1978. Add 1978 and 1986, it equals 3964. So going by this logic, The winner of the 2002 world cup is the same as the 3964 - 2002 = 1962 world cup. The 1962 world cup was won by Brazil. It was really Brazil who won!!!
  7. Non SMS Stuff

    thanx...Arun i was searching for all of the Sidhuisms..but u got it..thanx...
  8. Change Your Username

    Arun...sowy for again bothering u.. cud u plz mak my username Kunal Hemrajani.. jus mak the K n H in caps..thanx
  9. Word Assosiation

    Microsoft Vista ke liye..
  10. Non SMS Stuff

    Well u all must b knowing Navjot Singh Siddu.. he is more famous for his comments rather for his cricket.. SIDHUISMS(his comments r commonly known as sidhuisms) 1. The way Indian wickets are falling reminds of the cycle stand at Rajendra Talkies in Patiala...one falls and everything else falls! 2. That ball went so high it could have got an air hostess down with it. 3. Wickets are like wives - you never know which way they will turn! 4. The third umpires should be changed as often as nappies and for the same reason 5. I lean on statistics like a drunken man leans on a lamppost, only for support, not illumination 6. The Only Thing You Get In Life Without Trying is dandruff 7. Nobody travels on the road to success without a puncture or two. 8. Age has been perfect fire extinguisher for flaming youth. 9. Sri Lankan score is running like an Indian taxi meter. 10. He is like Indian three-wheeler which will drink a lot of diesel but cannot go beyond 30!
  11. Non SMS Stuff

    Tanxx..Drali.. Hea is another one.. COMMON SENSE IS NOT COMMON A computer maker is considering changing the command "Press Any Key" because of the flood of calls asking where the "Any" key is. AST technical support had a called complaining that her mouse was hard to control with the dust cover on. The cover turned out to be the plastic bag the mouse was packaged in. Another support technician recieved a call from a man complaining that the system wouldn''t read word processing files from his old diskettes. After trouble-shooting for magnets and heat failed to diagnose the problem, it was found that the customer labeled the diskettes then rolled them into the typewriter to type the labels. Another customer was asked to send a copy of her defective diskettes. A few days later a letter arrived from the customer along with Xeroxed copies of the disk. A computer technician advised his customer to put his troubled floppy back in the drive and close the door. The customer asked the tech to hold on, and was heard putting the phone down, getting up crossing the room to close the door to his room. Another customer called to say he couldn''t get his computer to fax anything. After 40 minutes of trouble-shooting, the technician discovered the man was trying to fax a piece of paper by holding it in front of the monitor screen and hiting the "send" key. Another customer needed help setting up a new program, so a Dell tech suggested he go to the local Egghead. "yeah, I got me a couple of friends," the customer replied. When told Egghead was a software store, the man said,"Oh, I thought you meant for me to find a couple of geeks." Yet another customer called to complain that his keyboard no longer worked. He had clearned it by filling up his tub with soap and water and soaking the keyboard for a day, then removing all the keys and washing them individually. A technician recieved a call from a customer who was enraged because his computer had told him he was "bad and an invalid." The tech explained that the computer''s "bad command" and "invalid" responses shouldn''t be taken personally. An exasperated caller to Computer Tech Support couldn''t get her new Computer to turn on. After ensuring the computer was plugged in, the technician asked her what happened when she pushed the power button. Her response, "I pushed and pushed on the foot pedal and nothing happens." The "foot pedal" turned out to be the computer''s mouse. Another customer called tech support to say her brand-new computer wouldn''t work. She said she unpacked the unit, plugged it in, and sat there for 20 minutes waiting for something to happen. When asked what happened when she pressed the power switch, she asked "What power switch?"
  12. Non SMS Stuff

    Fun With English How wud sum common english sayings translate in hindi??? Have a nice day! ----- * Achcha din lo! What's up? ----- *Uppar kya hai? You're kidding! ----- *Tum bachcha bana rahe ho! Don't kid me! ----- * Mera bachcha mat banaao! Yo, baby! What's up? -----* Beti Yo, uppar kya hai? Cool man! -----* Thandaa aadmi! Check this out, man! ----* Iskee chaanbeen karo, aadmi! She's so fine! ----- * Woh itnee baareek hai! Listen buddy, that chick's mine, okay!? ----- * Suno dost, woh chooza mera hai, theek? Hey good looking; what's cooking? ----* Arrey sundarta ki devi; kya pakaa rahee ho? Are you nuts? ----- * Kya aap akhrot hain? Son of a gun. ----- * Bachcha bandook ka. Rock the party. ---- * Party mein patthar feko. And the best ones are..... Keep in touch! ----- * Chhoote Raho. Lets hang out! ----- * Chalo bahar latakte hain ! Enjoy! :
  13. Word Assosiation

    FIFO First in first out(Stacks Used In C++)
  14. The race for Hutch stake !

    I wish.. Vodafone cud tak over Hutch.. it wud b so cooooooooooooool.. But no Reliance plz..
  15. Change Your Username

    YaY... thanx..
  16. Change Your Username

    okie..no problemz.. then mak it kunal hemrajani..
  17. Non SMS Stuff

    ..it wud tak me days to read it..lolz.. but anyways nice stuff.. keep the gud work up..
  18. Change Your Username

    and mine to Kunal... thanx in advance..
  19. TUTORIAL: How to get FREE space in Windows?

    i think using the 3rd party utilities is such a waste.. it jus degrads ur system.. and one other way to free ur harddisk..Format it..
  20. yeah..go for Ubuntu.. u dun need to install it.. jus download it frm the above link.. they wil provide u the boot cd.. frm which u can boot ur sys in Linux.. If u lik it then u can switch over to Fedora n others..and install them on ur hd..
  21. Word Assosiation

    chota shakeel..
  22. Yippie ! I got Microsoft MVP 2007 Award

    i knw Vishal u wil b tired of thanking everybody.. but i also Congratulate u .. and by the way nice pic on the link..
  23. Against........ We Hate India

    internet.. is growing too big to b controlled by anyone.. so nobody can keep a check..on those communities..
  24. Word Assosiation

    Don ko pakadna mushkil he nahi..namumkin hai..
  25. Forum Software Upgraded to 2.2.1

    YaY... i also liked the new skin.. waiting 4 sum more new skins..
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