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WE have about 121 members from mumbai ... and invites with details will be going out within a day or two ... I will keep the forum ticking about the details. We expect a turn up of at least 1/4th so about 31 users is what we expect. Cheers Ashok

hey why multiple threads for similar topics ? btw I've been seeing that a lot of users / would be customers have been asking about which handset to go for ... but hey, ultimately it is you, who is going to use the handset... so u need to choose what features u will need. I mean, my needs might be different, from your needs, so u need to make the final call... dude ... look at ur budget, the features that u need / ones that u can compromise on, and make a decision. If u ask me ... I am gonna suggest MY PREFERENCE, and not WHAT U WILL NEED! Cheers Ashok

or come to the mumbai meet of rimweb... and I will remove / upload new ringtones for u for FREE!!! hehe cheers Ashok

Mumbai is a better choice ... coz of it being the Financial Capital of India... hehe AshokSoft

Great!! and that is precisely what I asked u in the morning... btw ... remove counts for Birthday Wishes! mate! Cheeers Ashok

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Yupsie tupsie ta da .... aye aye sir .... bole toh... rapchik event hona mangta hai... koi kami nahin! aur aaee bhai ... nahin aaya naa .... khopdi udaa dalega saale ka! samjha kya ? aur ek baat ... aanaich mangta hai ... kuch mach mach kiya naa ... dimag ka bhajiya fry bana dalega! kya bolta hai chirag bhai! saath dega naa? hehe ... getting into real "Mumbaiyya spirit" hehe Cheers Ashok

manually ? as in ? as far as 2030 goes u do not have "DELETE a RINGTONE" unless there is a new midlet in rworld.

It does play MP3's and till 1 GB has been tried by some user (guess tanveer). btw ... this thread will remain in its current position only till vishal sees it... once he sees it ... it is gonna be moved to the right spot!

I guess u need to take the handset to some user in pune who has the cable and remove the files in the meldl folder try it if possible Cheers Ashok

Mumbai meet ... check out http://www.rimweb.in/meet.gif Cheers Ashok

Naa ... ur english is perfect. ... but too much conditioned to indian speech! hehe cheers Ashok

lots more coming mate .... since u've asked for it ... I guess I will upload when I get my connection straight (may be tommorrow) Cheers Ashok

Too Drunk A man staggered home late after another evening with his drinking buddies. Shoes in left hand to avoid waking his wife, he tiptoed as quietly as he could toward the stairs leading to their upstairs bedroom, but misjudged the bottom step in the darkened entryway. As he caught himself by grabbing the banister, his body swung around and he landed heavily on his rump. A whiskey bottle in each back pocket broke and made the landing especially painful. Managing to suppress a yelp, the man sprung up, pulled down his pants, and examined his lacerated and bleeding cheeks in the mirror of a nearby darkened hallway, then managed to find a large full box of Band-Aids before proceeding to place a patch as best he could on each place he saw blood. After hiding the now almost empty box, he managed to shuffle and stumble his way to bed. In the morning, the man awoke with searing pain in the head and butt and his wife staring at him from across the room. She said, "You were drunk again last night." Forcing himself to ignore his agony, he looked meekly at her and replied, "Now, hon, why would you say such a mean thing?" "Well," she said, "it could be the open front door, it could be the glass at the bottom of the stairs, it could be the drops of blood trailing through the house, it could be your bloodshot eyes, but, mostly.... it's all those Band-Aids stuck on the downstairs mirror!" MARKETING Two prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on top of their car which said: "Two Prostitutes -- $50.00." A policeman, seeing the sign, stopped them and told them they'd either have to remove the sign or go to jail. Just at that time, another car passed with a sign saying: "JESUS SAVES." One of the girls asked the officer, "How come you don't stop them?!" "Well, that's a little different," the officer smiled . . . "Their sign pertains to religion." So the two ladies of the night frowned as they took their sign down and drove off. The following day found the same police officer in the area when he noticed the two ladies driving around with a large sign on their car again. Figuring he had an easy arrest, he began to catch up with them when he noticed the new sign that now read: "Two Fallen Angels Seeking Peter -- $50.00." MANAGEMENT A man in a hot air balloon realized he was lost. He reduced altitude and spotted a woman below. He descended a bit more and shouted "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am." The woman below replied, "You're in a hot air balloon hovering approximately 30 feet above the ground. You're between 40 and 41 degrees north latitude and between 59 and 60 degrees west longitude." "You must be an engineer," said the balloonist. "I am," replied the woman, "How did you know?" "Well," answered the balloonist "everything you told me is, technically correct, but I've no idea what to make of your information, and the fact is I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help at all. If anything, you've delayed my trip." The woman below responded, "You must be in management." "I am," replied the balloonist, "but how did you know?" "Well," said the woman, "you don't know where you are or where you're going. You have risen to where you are, due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise that you've no idea how to keep, and you expect people beneath you to solve your problems. The fact is you are in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but now, somehow, it's my fault."

I hate sex in the movies. Tried it once. The seat folded up, the drink spilled and that ice, well, it really chilled her mood. An older lady gets pulled over for speeding... Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer? Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding. Older Woman: Oh, I see. Officer: Can I see your license please? Older Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one. Officer: Don't have one? Older Woman: Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving. Officer: I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please. Older Woman: I can't do that. Officer: Why not? Older Woman: I stole this car. Officer: Stole it? Older Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner. Officer: You what? Older Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see. The Officer looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun. Officer 2: Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please! The woman steps out of her vehicle. Older woman: Is there a problem sir? Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner. Older Woman: Murdered the owner? Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please. The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk. Officer 2: Is this your car, ma'am? Older Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers. The officer is quite stunned. Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license. The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer. The officer examines the license. He looks quite puzzled. Officer 2: Thank you ma'am, one of my officers told me you didn't have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner. Older Woman: Bet the liar told you I was speeding, too. A woman was out golfing one day when she hit her ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you 3 wishes. "The woman freed the frog. The frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes-that whatever you wish for, your husband will get 10 times more or better!" The woman said, "That would be okay". For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world. The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis, that women will flock to." The woman replied, "That will be okay because I will be the most beautiful woman and he will only have eyes for me. "So, KAZAM - she's the most beautiful woman in the world! For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world and he will be ten times richer than you." The woman said,"That will be okay because what's mine is his and what's his is mine." So, KAZAM she's the richest woman in the world! The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, I'd like a mild heart attack. From HR to Employees TO: All Employees FROM: Human Resources SUBJECT: Foul Language DATE: February 28, 2000 It has been brought to management's attention that individuals throughout the company have been using foul language during the course of normal conversation with their co-workers. Due to complaints received from employees who may be easily offended, this type of language will no longer be tolerated. We do however, realize the critical importance of being able to accurately express your feelings when communicating with co-workers. Therefore, a list of "TRY SAYING" new phrases has been provided so that the proper exchange of ideas and information can continue in an effective manner, without risk the of offending our more sensitive employees. TRY SAYING: Perhaps I can work late. INSTEAD OF: And when the fu*k do you expect me to do this? TRY SAYING: I'm certain that isn't feasible. INSTEAD OF: No fu*king way TRY SAYING: Really? INSTEAD OF: You've got to be sh*tting me! TRY SAYING: Perhaps you should check with... INSTEAD OF: Tell someone who gives a sh*t. TRY SAYING: Of course I'm concerned. INSTEAD OF: Ask me if I give a sh*t. TRY SAYING: I wasn't involved in the project. INSTEAD OF: It's not my fu*king problem. TRY SAYING: That's interesting. INSTEAD OF: What the fu*k? TRY SAYING: I'm not sure this can be implemented. INSTEAD OF: This sh*t won't work. TRY SAYING: I'll try to schedule that. INSTEAD OF: Why the hell didn't you tell me sooner? TRY SAYING: Are you sure this is a problem? INSTEAD OF: Who the hell cares? TRY SAYING: He's not familiar with the issues. INSTEAD OF: He's got his head up his ***. TRY SAYING: Excuse me, sir? INSTEAD OF: Eat sh*t and die. TRY SAYING: So you weren't happy with it? INSTEAD OF: Kiss my ***. TRY SAYING: I'm a bit overloaded at the moment. INSTEAD OF: fu*k it, I'm on salary. TRY SAYING: I don't think you understand. INSTEAD OF: Shove it up your ***. TRY SAYING: I love a challenge. INSTEAD OF: This job s**ks. TRY SAYING: I see. INSTEAD OF: Blow me. TRY SAYING: Yes, we really should discuss it. INSTEAD OF: Another fu*king meeting! TRY SAYING: I don't think this will be a problem. INSTEAD OF: I really don't give a sh*t. TRY SAYING: He's somewhat insensitive. INSTEAD OF: He's a pri*k. TRY SAYING: She's an aggressive go-getter. INSTEAD OF: She's a ball-busting bit*h. TRY SAYING: I think you could use more training. INSTEAD OF: You don't know what the fu*k you're doing. Thank You, Human Resources Bush in heaven A United States senator died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St.Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, "What are all those clocks?" St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move." "Oh," said the Senator, "who's clock is that?" "That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved indicating that she never told a lie." "Whose clock is that?" "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have only moved twice, telling us that Abe only told two lies in his entire life." The Senator asked, "Where's George Bush's clock?" "It's in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan." . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

Finally, the guys side of the story. I must admit, it's pretty good. We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! · Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up put it down. We need it up; you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. · Sunday = sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. · Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way. · Crying is blackmail. · Ask for what you want Let us be clear on this one: - Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! · Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. · Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for. · A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor. · Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days. · If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys. · If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. · If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one. · You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself. · Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials. · Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we. · ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is. · If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that. · If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle. · If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear. · When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine Really. · Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as cricket, the staus of bihar, or discussions on rimweb. · You have enough clothes. · You have too many shoes. · I am in shape. Round is a shape. · Thank you for reading this; Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight, but did you know men really don't mind that, it's like camping. Cheers Ashok

IRC client on the fone.... at least I can be on IRC then the whole freaking day... aaah!!! Cheers Ashok

The second one ... in the train was good! cheers Ashok

That was good Rajan bhai... Cheers Ashok

naa cracker that is not gonna help..

LOL!!! that was a good one ! Cheers Ashok

use the browser to the link ... rather than Direct save / accelerators.... Cheers Ashok

What help do u want ? I guess everything is clear ... it now seems .. whenever u see a post where there is no rajan. .. u give a post ! Can u please tell me what is not clear in this post / thread? Cheers Ashok

happy birthday mates....

Cracker has found out that Microsoft has tied up with Ambuja... so now it is "Yeh windows crash hoti kyon nahin hai" "Crash hogi kaise! Ambuja Cement sey joh bani hai!" Cheers Ashok