Sadikk

Very true KSHAH. I agree with ya.

Well rajdhanis always have this facility i believe. now its gonna be there in sleeper coachs also.

Even me was googling, Wishi wud have found it in 2 digits member number.

Well buddy Data card on RIM is for 9k not 15k.

Even me waiting for some discounts, heard they gonna launch D-Link Data card for 6k. ill be their first customer for tht.

1. Sex is like a restaurant. Sometimes you get full service and sometimes you have to be satisfied with SELF SERVICE! ---------------------------------- 2. Love is not measured by hugging, kissing & sex. luv is respect & trust, accepting a person with open legs.. closed eyes.. wet lips.. saying "push it more!" --------------------------------------------------------- 3. The brains of madras, beauty of Bengal, wealth of Gujarat & strength of Punjab. Translation: madras di buddi,Bengal di fuddi, Gujarat da dhan te Punjab da lun. --------------------------------------------------------- 4. Bewafa tum ho to wafadaar hum bhi nahi, besharam tum ho to sharamdaar hum bhi nahi, pyaar ke is mode par aake kehte ho shadishuda ho to kunware hum bhi nahin! --------------------------------------------------------- 5. Subah-2 jab khirki kholay, fruitwala zore se bole: 8 rupay ke 12 kelay, kum paray to mera lelay. --------------------------------------------------------- 6. Iss jahaan main Aaye ho to, kuch aaisa kar jaao kadardaan, jiss gali se guzro, aawaaz aaye -- "ABBAJAAN!! ABBAJAAN!!". --------------------------------------------------------- 7. A good friend is like a good bra. Hard to find, very comfortable, supportive, holds u up when r down & always close to the heart, good day, dear bra... --------------------------------------------------------- 8. Why r women considered stronger than men? Ans: B'coz they carry 2 mountains on their chest whereas men carry just 2 stones with the help of crane! --------------------------------------------------- 9. Bhapaji bargained a woman in his shop, "Chunni wichon te kujh nahi labda, kameez wichon do labh jaande ne, te salwaar wich te pallayon paana penda hai" --------------------------------------------------------- 10. A man reads a book in a bed next to his wife & his finger went to tease his wife's pussy. Wife asks "you want sex?" "No, just to wet my finger to turn the page!" ---------------------------------------------- 11. Lady to doctor "a vibrator stuck in my pussy" Doctor "lay down, I will take it out" Lady "No!, pls. change its battery". ------------------------------------------------- 12. Rail ki patri par mat hagaa karo, train aayegi gaand kat jaayegi.abhi haath se gaand dhotay ho, baad mein gaand se haath dho baithogay!!!!!!!!!! --------------------------------------------------------- 13. A girl selling SANDWICH on the beach in goa, asked a sardar, "sardar ji, sandwich loge?" Sardar ji replied, "o, kamliye sand wich kyon?, room wich kyon nahi?" --------------------------------------------------------- 14. Lady: "doctor, I feel very weak." Dr: "how many times do u have sex?" Lady: "5 times, mon-fri." Dr: "cut down wed." Lady: "but that's the only day I m with my husband!" --------------------------------------------------------- 15. A couple recently married was happy with the whole thing. He was happy with the hole & She was happy with the thing! --------------------------------------------------------- 16. A Sardar was urinating beside a car. A foreigner said to him "AAPKE YAHAN POLICE NAHIN PAKADHTI?" He replied, "NAHIN HAMAARE YAHAN KHUD PAKADNA PADTA HAI!" --------------------------------------------------------- 17. LIFE is like a PENIS. sometimes up, stms down. stms hard, stms soft. stms big, stms small. stms in, stms out. so, enjoy PENIS.. oops, I mean LIFE. --------------------------------------------------------- 18. What is the difference between the Indian cricketer & condom? Cricketer drops the catch and condom catches the drop!!!!! --------------------------------------------------------- 19. If u have 2 balls between ur legs, then u r a man, but if u have 4 balls between ur legs, don't think u r a superman, there's someone ****ing u. --------------------------------------------------------- 20. Uth bandaya sutaya, farr chaah di baati sari raat suta, teri bund na paati. --------------------------------------------------------- 21. Talwaar aur Salwaar mein kya samaanta hai? Dono hi ke khulne par Aadmi ghayal ho jata hai!! --------------------------------------------------------- 22. Girl: "Ma, fauji aa raha hai." Mummy: "Andar ho ja, inha di nazar kharaab hundi hai." Girl: "Ma, fauji Sardaar hai." Mummy: "Phir te Majh noo wee andar kar lay." --------------------------------------------------------- 23. A SAD STORY: A boy was so jealous of his newborn brother, that he put poison on his mother's nipple when she was asleep. The next day, their DRIVER died. --------------------------------------------------------- 24. Teen gandoo ek doosre ki ghand maar rahey the, acchaanak police ka chaapa pad gaya, ek ko police pakad kar le gayee, doosra bhaag gaya aur teesra message pad reha hai. --------------------------------------------------------- 25. Yeh waqt nahin hai rone ka, Yeh waqt hai baccha hone ka. Uss waqt kyon nahin royee thi, Jab chipak ke soyee thi. Ab jo kiya hai woh bharo, Tab to kehti thi aur karo, aur karo........ --------------------------------------------------------- 26. Never **** a Tel-Operator, after 3 mins. she'll say ur time is over. Never **** a Nurse, she'll say next pls. But **** a Teacher, she'll say it's good, now repeat it 5 times. --------------------------------------------------------- 27. A bra falls on a doodhwala entering a building. He looks up n shouts, "Oh, bhenji! aapke doodh ka dhakkan gir gaya!" --------------------------------------------------------- 28. 3 men rape a NIHANGNI, she threaten them MAIN RAULA PAWANGEE. The men says, "TU KI KARENGEE, RAULA TE ASSI PAWANGE-- GALE WICH KIRPAAN PAYEE HAI TE THALYON KALEEN SHAVE!!!!!!!! --------------------------------------------------------- 29. Q: How will u know whether GIRL is wearing PANTY or not? A: Look for DANDRUFF on her toes. --------------------------------------------------------- 30. Panjh Ishnaan - Maha Giana. Nit Nahaunaa - Dalidree. --------------------------------------------------------- 31. 2 men went to prostitute, 1st one went inside, after he came out, he says My wife is BETTER. 2nd one went inside & after he came out he says, Yes, your WIFE is certainly BETTER!! --------------------------------------------------------- 32. Oh, paidal challan waaliye, tera pat lishkare maarda. Sade naalon kutta changa, jo kutiya di roz maarda. --------------------------------------------------------- 33. A dying man in a desert made 2 WISHES: In next life, he wants to have free water to drink & to see women *** everyday. He died & his next life........... He was a TOILET POT. --------------------------------------------------------- 34. A Husband said to his wife: "If u r in mood of sex, just shake my **** twice. I'll understand. Wife asked, "If I am not then?" Husband replied, "Then shake it 61-62 times!!!!!!!!" --------------------------------------------------------- 35. Airtel boy asks to Spice girl: "what is your specialties? Spice girl: "Night incoming is free!" --------------------------------------------------------- 36. A boy pulls down his pant & asks a girl "do u have this?" Girl lifts her skirt, slips the panty & says, "My mom says if u have this u can get plenty of those.........!" --------------------------------------------------------- 37. Three good manners of MALE penis: 1. COURTEOUS: It stands before performing. 2. EMOTIONAL: It cries during the performance. 3. POLITE: It bow down after the performance. --------------------------------------------------------- 38. A person was carrying 3 BABIES in the train. The lady next to him asked, "Are they are BABIES." The Person said, "NO, I own a condom factory & these are customers complaints!!" --------------------------------------------------------- 39. Aurat ko choot ki gehraayee pe naaz hai, To hamein bhi apni lund ki lambaayee pe fakar hai, Agar uski choot SHABNAM KA SHABAB hai, To hamara lund bhi LUCKNOW KA NAWAB hai... --------------------------------------------------------- 40. What is the common between an Army General's car and his wife? Ans: Both are highly maintained and very less used........! --------------------------------------------------------- 41. A lady goes to a Doctor & asks can u make a small hole on the side of my hole? Doctor asks why? She replies because I want to start a side business........! --------------------------------------------------------- 42. NEWSFLASH: 10 out of 10 Doctors worldwide had concluded that the best source of CALCIUM is the woman's VAGINA b'coz it harden the PENIS even without bones! --------------------------------------------------------- 43. A bachelor SARDAR gives an AD in a matrimonial. "Wanted Girl - Age no bar, looks no bar, Money no bar, But SEX, Baar-baar, Hazaar bar........... Lagataar...........! --------------------------------------------------------- 44. A person doing self swot analysis: Strength is my wife. Weakness is my neighbour's wife. Opportunity is when neighbour is on tour. Threat is when I am on tour. --------------------------------------------------------- 45. Banta Singh apni biwi se kehta hai: "Maine ladka manga tha ladki kaise ho gayee." Biwi: "Tumhare bharose rehti to ye bhi nahi hoti." --------------------------------------------------------- 46. Kehte hai aurat ke haath mein barkat hoti hai, bilkul sahi hai! 3 inch ka haath main do to 8 inch ka karke deti hai!!!!! --------------------------------------------------------- 47. Man was lying nude on the beach. A sexy babe starts playing TABLA on his butts. Man: "what r u doing?" Girl "Playing TABLA" Man turns other side & said, "can u play the flute?" --------------------------------------------------------- 48. Man goes to the RED LIGHT area. Madame inquire: "r u married?" He replied: "What difference does it make?" She said: "We are here to serve the needy & not the greedy!" --------------------------------------------------------- 49. How do u recognize a SARDAR in school? They are the ones who erase their notebooks when the teacher erases the blackboard!! --------------------------------------------------------- 50. Ho gayee hai night, band kar de light. Lund kar de tight, fuddi se kar ab fight. Nikaal de white-white, tatte ho jayenge light, U will feel alright.................... SWEAT DREAMS & GOOD NIGHT! --------------------------------------------------------- 51. Top 5 TV programmes: 1. Kaun marega kisi ki fuddi. 2. Kyun ki saas bhi kabhi chudi thi. 3. Chuttar faadh ke. 4. Kahani lun-lun ki.... 5. Ek mahal ho mommo ka.. --------------------------------------------------------- 52. Come here, take of ur pants & knickers, get on the top of me. Enjoy until u get satisfied. Lovingly urs-----, "I------TOILET". --------------------------------------------------------- 53. What is the similarity between Sonia Gandhi & Indira Gandhi? Ans: Both's BREAST are ****ed by Rajiv Gandhi. ----------------------------------------------------- 54. A Rocket & a Plane meet after ages. Plane says: "Yaar rocket tu itni tez raftaar se aise udh jate ho?" Rocket replies "Yeh toh wohi jaane jis ke gand main AAG lagi ho...." --------------------------------------------------------- 55. Why did Miss Rosemary change her name after marrying Mr. Lele? B'coz she did not want her to be called as "ROZ MERI LELE....." --------------------------------------------------------- 56. First 4 days of girls: 1. Love me, Don't touch me. 2. Touch me, Don't kiss me. 3. Kiss me, Don't **** me. 4. **** me, Don't forget me. --------------------------------------------------------- 57. What is the similarity between LULLA & CHULLA? Both r used by Indian Women on daily basis! --------------------------------------------------------- 58. Touch it gently.. Put ur finger inside.. If hole is big put three fingers.... Rub it up & down gently ....................... that's the right way of washing the glass!!!!! --------------------------------------------------------- 59. What is the similarity between PENIS and IODEX? "Andar tak jaaye, garmahat aaye, aaraam dilaye...." --------------------------------------------------------- 60. Prosti: "200 rupay loongi, hil-hil ke doongi." Client: "100 rupay doonga, hil main khud loonga......" --------------------------------------------------------- 61. Girls says LADKAY 'TUNG' KARTE HAIN. Boys says THIS IS BLAME ON US, HUM TO 'KHULLI' KARTE HAIN.......! --------------------------------------------------------- 62. Doctor says: Penis is the greatest breakfast because it has a mushroom head, 2 eggs and cream, which provides all the nutrients to make women healthy. --------------------------------------------------------- 63. Teacher saw PENIS written on the Blackboard, she rubs it off. Next day, it was written bigger, she rubs it again. Next day it was written: MORE U RUB, LARGER IT GROWS..... --------------------------------------------------------- 64. U know who the best goal keeper in the world is? Ans: WOMEN. Reason is that no matter how much or which way u **** her, ur balls never go in! --------------------------------------------------------- 65. 2 penis went to see a movie. One said to another, "I hope its not a sexy movie, otherwise we will have to stand for 3 hrs!!!! --------------------------------------------------------- 66. Today, STYLE is: small car, small watches, small skirts & small mobile phones. Sometime soon a small penis will be in style, and then YOU will be "A STYLISH MAN". --------------------------------------------------------- 67. Rich man to Poor man: "How come you have got a big penis?" Poor man: "because when I was a little boy I have no other toy to play with!" --------------------------------------------------------- 68. What part of the man has no bone but has muscles, has lots of veins, like pumping, and is responsible for making love? .............................................HEART. --------------------------------------------------------- 69. Lady was scolding her maid for her inefficiency. Angry maid: "At least I'm better than u in the bed." Lady (amazed): "And my husband told u this?" Maid: "No, the DRIVER!!" --------------------------------------------------------- 70. Girl: "Mom, what is KHASAM (husband)? Mom: "Beti, when u will grow & will become a good girl u will get one." Girl: "If I do not become good girl?" Mom: "Then u will get many!!!!!" --------------------------------------------------------- 71. Why man does not make whistling sound while passing urine like woman? B'coz god has given him 6 inch long SILENCER! --------------------------------------------------------- 72. A man walked into a ladies toilet. A lady who was inside got furious & shouted-- "THIS IS EXCLUSIVELY FOR WOMEN". The man, unzipping his pant said- "THIS TOO!!!!!!!" --------------------------------------------------------- 73. A Chinese doctor says, a woman has 5 rooms: Face is Showroom Breast is Playroom Stomach is Storeroom Vagina is a Guestroom *** is an Emergency room. --------------------------------------------------------- 74. What is the similarity between man & mouse? Both of them are in the search of hole! --------------------------------------------------------- 75. Arz kiya hai--- "Titanic banaya to kaun sa pahar giraya, akhir woh bhi to ek kasti thi. Aray Taj Mahal to hum bhi banwa sakte dete, humari Mumtaj hi gashti thi..!" ------------------------------------------------ 76. What is the long thing that has a hole at the tip & being inserted into a deep, slimy, hairy hole and can make u feel better? ......... VICKS INHALER! ------------------------------------------------- 77. Maar chaddapa bed wich aaja, Kacchi la ke bund dikhaja, Ni kudiye raand diye.... Kodi hokay lun pawaja kudiye raand diye...! ------------------------------------------------- 78. Chust, Chalaki, Chori, Thaggi hunde kum hushiyari de, Tang Bhosedi, Tikkhe Mommay hunde kudi kawari de.......! ------------------------------------------------- 79. Khud hi ko kar Buland Itna, ke Himalaya pe jaa pahunche, Aur Khuda khud tujhse pooche.... Bata CHUTIYE ab utray ga kaisay! ------------------------------------------------ 80. She took off his pant gently and whispered: "Make me feel like a woman...." He smiled, threw his pant at her and said: "Go wash it!" ----------------------------------------------- 81. Why did Santa Singh take his pregnant wife to "PIZZA HUT?" Because they advertised "FREE DELIVERY!!" ----------------------------------------------- 82. What is a difference between Personal & Private Secretary? Private Secretary says `Morning Sir!!` Whereas Personal Secretary says `It's Morning Sir!!` ----------------------------------------------- 83. Boy: "Pura andar gaya?" Madam: "Haan gaya." Boy: "Dard hua kya?" Madam: "Bahut hua" Boy: "Chalo doosra sandal try kartay hai madam!" ---------------------------------------------- 84. A man is dying of cancer. His son asked, "Dad, why u keep telling people u r dying of AIDS?" Dad: "So when I m dead, no one will dare **** your Mom!" ---------------------------------------------- 85. Why do orgasms exist? Because people wouldn't know when to stop ****ing!!!!!! -------------------------------------------- 86. Man collides. His elbow hits lady's boob. Man: "If ur heart is as soft as ur boob, then I'm sure u'll forgive me." Lady: "If ur penis is as hard as ur elbow, than I'm in room no.104." --------------------------------------------- 87. The F rules: Find her Friend her Flirt her French her Fondle her Finger her **** her Forget her Find next! -------------------------------------------- 88. What is the difference between a watch & a girl? Jadon watch kharaab hundi hai tan band ho jaandi hai: Lekin Jadon Girl kharaab hundi hai tan chaaloo ho jaandi hai.......!!! ------------------------------------------- 89. Pussy Pussy don't go far Let me rub u in Salwaar, Up above the legs so high, Always juicy never dry, Let me **** u don't feel shy, Come on baby, just one try. ------------------------------------------- 90. 7 Lies of MAN:-- 1. Let's be friends. 2. We will only talk. 3. I will only kiss u. 4. Only buttons not the bra. 5. I'll not **** ur boobs. 6. I'll not insert. 7. I love U. ------------------------------------- 91. Women's Prayer: O holy men lay down with me on a holy bed Let ur holy pole enter my holy hole So that ur holy water can produce a holy soul. Aaaah.. Men!!!!! ----------------------------------- 92. Iss nav warsh main aapko Saandh ki shakti, Raand ki bhakti, Osama ki bhudhi, Raveena ki fuddi, Sex ka gyan, Boobs ka dhyaan, Land ki lambaai, Choot ki garmai prapt ho....! ----------------------------------- 93. What do u usually say after sex? -I luv u!...........wrong! -That was great!..........wrong again! -I luv it!........wrong again! -The answer is: "mera kacha kithe?" ----------------------------------- 94. Woman complaining to Dentist: "I'd rather get pregnant than have a tooth filled!" Dentist: "Decide so I can adjust the chair accordingly..." ----------------------------- 95. Bhagwaan (god) sabse zyada kab khush hote hain? When a girl is getting raped & she screams, "MUJHE BHAGWAAN KE LIYE CHOD DO PLEASE!!!! ---------------------------- 96. Woh raat Diwali wali thi, woh piya se chudne wali thi, Koi aur hi aake chod gaya, Lund ko lehnge se ponch gaya, Uski Maa ne kiya VIRODH, Tune choda bina NIRODH. ----------------------------- 97. Boy: "Kaash main teri panty hota, tere naram angon se chipka hota..." Girl: "Theek kaha! Jab main chud rahi hoti to tum bhi kisi konay par paday hote!!!!" ----------------------------- 98. Girl's don't bunk classes b'coz they know missing periods means PREGNANCY!. ----------------------------- 99. How do u teach MATHs to a girl? Add her to the bed, subtract her clothes, divide her legs & start multiplying. ---------------------------- 100. 1. Intelligent man + Intelligent woman = Romance. 2. Intelligent man + Stupid woman = Pregnancy. 3. Stupid man + Intelligent woman = Affairs. 4. Stupid man + Stupid woman = Marriage. ---------------------------- 101. 6 yrs boy caught in rape case. In court Lawyer (while holding boy's penis): "ur honour, see this little boy, can he rape someone?" Boy to lawyer: "Itna mat hila, nahin toh case haar jayenge!!"

Well i suggest u guys to request for SMS sharing to DAPO users, They can flood Off-nets also IM me ur numbers ill give it to my friend who is on DAPO.

Well me not talking about local trains, one of my relative work for indian railways on Sr post told me new bogeys coming with loads of new things in it one of em was charging facility for laptops and cellphones.

Well me sometimes get this kinda probs which usually solves by just reinstalling modem.

Try reinstalling R-connect dialer, or just creat new dial up setup selecting ur phone modem.

New bogeys will be having all kinda charging facility.

No u cant change activtion/deactivation of keypad lock in MOTO131. Buy nokia handset instead

not true always dude 45306[/snapback] Whats not true dude? Atleast in my expreince when they have launched SMS card the problem of money deduction was there as networks were not fully upgraded, even so many of us facing same prob in r-connect freedom @ nigtht. do u know why all the possible KHANCHA happened just because of the network upgradations, now they learnt the lesson, first recheck everything twice thn anounce. Any comments ????

Ill suggest u, go for Nokia 6260. U'll Love it.

Well they always take time for official anouncement for their products, as there may be things to be done on networks, WW,WWE ETC ETC. And we at RIMWEB get their future plans, So its not their fault, We are lil advance.

Well this is diffrent case of network fading particularly in 2280, i ve seen so many of 2280 owners concern about this problem, i believe its because of some network upgrade.

No one use r-world, there is nothing gr8 which worth paying. And all the nokia phone which have r-world in it have some or the other bug also, my expreince with 6225 was great as phone doesn't have r-world in it.

ROFLMAO

Yes right 2112 is for 2800/-.

Kevin! What u talking about?? where me collected any 5 lac ??? will u please be lil clear, We just sharing thoughts and ideas of making some money. Nothing more nothing less. P.S. Well agar aap mumbai me hote to main aap ko 2 lac nahi 20 lac de deta bossy.

Service programming code. U can change everything in ur handset SID/MIN/NAM ETC ETC, once u get this code, but pain is these are only known by nokia guys, some coder says they can bypass these code but never seen one.

Nice find dude!! Will try it soon.

Xshay streaming videos means videos which run live on ur handsets, and yes in 6255 quality is too good i can say. only 3 seconds lag as compare to live TV news channel aajtak.

Am anytime ready for money making concepts ICEMAN.

Ill buy one, anyone??