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This piece of information might be of some help to u. (For Mobile Holders) How to disable your stolen handphone?, a bit of useful information. Just in case you lose your mobile or it gets flogged, did u know this? A little 'get your own back' if you have your mobile stolen. May be of interest to those Mobile Users among you. To check your Mobile phone's serial number, key in the following digits on your phone: * # 0 6 # A 15 digit code will appear on the screen. This number is unique to your handset. Write it down and keep it somewhere safe. Should your phone get stolen, you can phone your service provider and give them this code. They will then be able to block your handset so even if the thief changes the Sim card your phone will be totally useless. You probably won't get your phone back, but at least you know that whoever stole it can't use/sell it either. If everybody did this, there would be no point in stealing mobile phones. MODERN LOVE LETTER Dearest Girl, I am very happy to inform you that I have fallen in love with you since Tuesday, the 17th of August 1999. With reference to the meeting held between us on the 17th of August 1999 at 1500 hours, I would like to present myself as a prospective lover.Our love affair would be on probation for a period of three months and depending on compatibility, would be made permanent. Of course, upon completion of probation, there will be continuous on-the-relationship training and relationship appraisal schemes leading up to promotion from lover to spouse. The expenses incurred for coffee and entertainment would initially be shared equally between us. Later, based on your performance,I might take up a larger share of the expenses. However I am broad-minded enough, to be taken care of, on your expense account. I request you to kindly respond within 30 days of receiving this letter, failing which, this offer would be cancelled without further notice and I shall be considering someone else. I would be happy, if you could forward this letter to your sister, if you do not wish to take up this offer. Thanking you in anticipation. Yours sincerely, [boy] Life A man was taking a ride in an airplane... Unfortunately...He fell down Fortunately...He had a parachute on his back Unfortunately...The parachute did not open Fortunately...There was a haystack below Unfortunately...There was a pitchfork on top of haystack Fortunately...He missed the pitchfork Unfortunately...He missed the haystack too... Life is just like that. Enjoy when u are fortunate, and rest when u are not. Windows in Hindi Bill Gates was in India last year. He announced that Microsoft plans to release a Windows version in Hindi. Here are some of the Windows related terms that have been approved by Bill Gates to be used in the Hindi version of... Khidkiyan 2000: ( More appropriately Atyant Mulayam Khidkiyan 2000 ) Atyant Mulayam = Microsoft Khidki = Window Phaail = File Bachao = Save Aise Bachao = Save as Subko Bachao = Save All Mujhe Bachao = Help Madad Pe Madad = Help On Help Dhoondo = Find Firse Dhoondo = Find Again Hilao = Move Chaara = Options Bura sandesh yaa phail naam = Bad command or file name Garbh girao, Firse koshish karo, Naakaamyab = Abort, retry,fail chhavo = Tile Aadmi Bhejo = Send Mail Daak = Mail Daakiya = Mailer Bhaago = Run Chhaapo = Print Dekh Ke Chhaapo = Print Preview Chipkao = Paste Khaas Chipkao = Paste Special Mitao = Delete Kagaz Uper = Page Up Kagaz Neeche = Page Down Anth = End Saaf karo = Clear Sab Kuch Saaf Karo = Clear All Makan = Home Topi Ka Tala = CapsLock Hathiyaar = Tools Khuli Chaadar = Spreadsheet Futaas Ki Goli Kha = Exit Ped = Tree Chooha = Mouse Chooha Chalak = Mouse Driver (Software) Tik-Tik Karo = Click Idhar-se-Udhar,Udhar-se-Idhar Wala Danda = Scrollbar Pardha = Screen Pardha Bachanewala = Screen Saver Krimi = Virus Tika = Anti Virus Karo = Do Galthi = Error Ghusao = Insert Pahle Ghusao = Insert Before Beech Mein ghusao = Insert Between Baadhme Ghusao = Insert After Chabi Phalak = Key board Choohha Ka Bisthar = Mouse Pad Avaaz Phodney Wali Cheez = Sound Blaster Antarjatiya Jaal = InterNet Baath Cheeth Dabba = Dialog Box Chale? = Exit? Weird Things You Would Never Know!! Butterflies taste with their feet. All polar bears are left handed. A snail can sleep for three years. An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out. Women blink nearly twice as much as men. The electric chair was invented by a dentist. Elephants are the only animals that can't jump. It's physically impossible for you to lick your elbow. The cigarette lighter was invented before the match. Average life span of a major league baseball: 7 pitches. A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why. Americans on average eat 18 acres of pizza every day. It's possible to lead a cow upstairs...but not downstairs. On average people fear spiders more than they do death. Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 or older. No word in the English language rhymes with "MONTH." The Main Library at Indiana University sinks over an inch every year because when it built, engineers failed to take into account the weight of all the books that would occupy the building. Go," is the shortest complete sentence known in the English language. On average, 100 people choke to death on ballpoint pens every year. Ninety percent of New York City cabbies are recently arrived immigrants. Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married. In 10 minutes, a hurricane releases more energy than all of the world's nuclear weapons combined. Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing. - SCARY!!! In ancient Egypt, priests plucked EVERY hair from their bodies, including their eyebrows and eyelashes. TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard. If Barbie were life-size, her measurements would be 39-23-33. She would stand seven feet, two inches tall. E-mail A jobless guy applied at Microsoft as a cleaning service. After a test(cleaning toilet, etc.), the HR informed him that he's got the job and asked for his email address for the letter of appointment and other documents. The guy said "I don't have a computer, leave alone an email address". The HR then informed him that without email address he virtually does not exist, so Microsoft cannot employ him. Disappointed, he left the building. He had only $10 in his pocket. He then went to a nearby market and bought 10Kg of potatoes. Then he went to the neigbourhood and sold the potatos door to door. After two hours, he managed to sell all the potatoes at 100% profit. He repeated the exercise again and each times he gained 100% profit thus doubling his capital. He realized he can survive this way. He seriously got involved in this business. With some variety of commodities(creativity) plus hard work he managed to expand his business. He then bought a car for distributing the stuff. Within 5 years, his business become a giant door-to-door market service wherein people could buy fresh vegies and fruits at their doorstep. The guy then started to think about his future and his family. He wanted to buy an insurance for himself, so he called on an insurance agent. After sales agreement, the insurance agent asked the guy,his email address for future contacts. He replied "I don't have a computer, leave alone an email address". The insurance agent then said "That's very pathetic. You own a giant business, but yet do not have an email address. Imagine what you can do if you have a computer and an email address". The man answered "I would have been a Microsoft's cleaning service guy". Lessons to learn: 1. Without Internet or email, you still can survive and become a millionaire if you work hard. 2. You need an email address if you want to work in Microsoft. 3. Because you received this email, there is a higher chance that you become a cleaner rather than a millionaire. Arjun being disillusioned & Krishna trying to clear that disillusionment... Krishna : Apne se badon ke email ka aadar samman karna seekho, Arjun. Arjun : Main apne hi kul ke aadarniya logon ko JUNK EMAIL kaise bhej sakta hoon, Vasudev ? Krishna : Is samay yeh tumhare mitra ya shatru nahi hain Paarth. Vey kreview mail-users hain. Isliye Net-dharm ka paalan karo. Login karo our bhejo junk mail by the dozen yahi tumhara kartavya hai aur yahee tumhara dharm hai. Arjun : Hey Muraree! ise dekh kar to lagata hai mein software industry hee chhod doon. Krishna : Vats tum mohmaya mein fass gaye ho. Is jagat mein na koi tumhara hai, na tum kisi ke ho. tum se pahle bhee ye junk mail thee or tumhare baad bhee rahegee. Is mohmaya se ooper utho, karm karo. Dhanadhan junk mail bhejo. Arjun : Kintu, iska parinam kya hoga, hey Devaki nandan ? Krishna : Vijay ya parajay tumhare vash mein nahi hai. Issliye parinam ke bare mien sochna band kar do. Tumhe Guru Dronacharya ne junk-shastra ki siksha dee hai use nasht mat hone do... Arjun : Hey Keshav, Junk mail ka system se kya connection hai ? Krishna : Junk mail junk mail hi hai, iska hardware se koi naata nahin. Haan yeh alag baat hain ki woh System ko overload kardeta hain.. Disk bhar deta hain.. Tumhara kaam iske baarein mein sochna nahin hain..Jis tarah se aatma ek sharir ko chod kar doosre mein pravesh karti hai,usi tarah se junk mail bhi system to system travel karta hai. Arjun : Junk mail ki paribhasha kya hai? Krishna : Isse na agni jala sakti hai, na varun bhiga sakti hai, na hi yeh jeeta ja sakta hai na hi haaraya ja sakta hai. Isse bhejne wale ka swayam Mahadev bhi kuch nahi bigad sakte hain. Junk mail amar hai. Arjun : Hey Narayan ! Abhi mere saare fande clear ho gaye hain. Yashoda nandan aapne meree aankhe khol dee, nahin to mein is mohmaya mein pad ker saree junk mail hud hee padh leta. ..............MAHAAABHAAAAARAT............

Every second God remembers you, Every minute God bless you, Every hour God cares for you because... Every day I pray God to take care of U. Ankhon se dur ho par dil se nahi, Dil me zarur ho par milte nahi, bus yehi gila hai tumse dost, tum milte zarur ho par dil se nahi.. Good looks catch the eyes, but Good Personality catches the heart. You are blessed with both! FLATTERED??? Don't Be!!! It was sent to ME, and I just wanted you to read it... jo asaani se mile wo hai gum,jo mushkil se miloe wo hai paisa,jo kisi kisi ko mile wo hai pyaar,jo naseeb walo ko mile wo hai"APUN KA SMS 1 day u'll B srprisd 2 c ME beside U. U & ME laughing, U & ME crying, U & ME dreaming, U & ME holding on, U & ME... just U & ME sitting in a MENTAL HOSPITAL & ME CHECKING U. Could u fax me ur photo very very urgently ? Mind u - it's really very very urgent, damn serious and very imp .... I'm playing cards and we've misplaced the JOKER. Falling in love is a sweet ambition, finding true love is a life time mission.. Take my word, follow the Indian tradition & marry ur dad's decision ! From Mon to Sun, From Jan To Dec, From birth till my death, my feelings 4 u have never changed. For me, you've always been ..........a headache! I mixed RUM in water and got drunk. I mixed BRANDY in water and got drunk. I mixed WHISKY in water and got drunk again. Now I have decided never to drink water again !!! I cannot hide this from u any more. I don't want 2 hurt u and I feel it's best if I tell u, before you hear it from someone else ............ Potato Prices Have Gone Up ! Sabne Kaha Dosti ek dard hai, Humne kaha dard kabul hai, sabne kaha is dard ke saath ji nahi paoge, humne kaha teri dosti ke sath marna kabul hai... Dil ki hasti bikhar gai hoti, aur Ruh ke Zakhm bhar gaye hote, jindagi aap jaise dosto ki amanat hai, varna hum to kabke mar gaye hote... Wo Dosti hi kya jisme duriya na ho, Wo apnapan hi kya jisme ladai na ho, wo dil hi kya jisme dard na ho, aur wo cell hi kya jisme hamara SMS na ho... How r u? Wonderful people r carefully created by God, wonderful moments are carefylly planned by God, wonderful friends like you are carefully gifted by God. I am gonna write on all bricks , "I MISS U " and wish one fall on your head....so that u'll come 2 know how it hurts when u miss someone . Love says "If u ever need anything,I'll b there" but friendship says " You'll never need anything if I'll b there " Teri dosti ki roshni aisi hai ki har taraf ujala nazar ata hai... sochta hu ki bijli katva lu.... ajkal kambakhat bill bahot ata hai... Aapki yaad me mene kalam uthai, lia kagaz, tasvir apki banayi, socha tha dil se laga ke rakhe us tasvir ko, par wo toh bacchon ko darane ke kaam aayi... Aisi Dosti hamari ki dil chahye tu har safar har dagar me mile, mar bhi jau to pyar rahe kayam aur tu sath wali kabar me mile. Us Pyari si surat ka phir ek bar didar de, tadap rahe hain hum yahan, ab aur na intazar de, awaj mat suna, ae zalim magar, ek MISSED call to mar de... () """ () ( 'o' ) hey.. ( ,>o<, ) Dost... () _"""_ () ( o ) ( ,("") ) Naaraj ho... Phir SMS kyo nahi karte ho... Chalo jaldi se SMS karo.. **************************** ,-'''-.-'''-. (you&me) '-. .-' 'v' have unique & strange Friendship /)/) ( ';' ) (,) (,) ME unique <) ''.'.'' (> ( (oo) ) (,,,) - (,,,) You so strange Hello, U R So, art! S art! m s art! m s art! s artm! m s art! m s art! ms art! m s art! SORRY, this doesn't fit u... Apko MULAYAM ki akal, LALOO ki shakal, Mayawati ki wani, JAYA ki jawani, KALAM jaise baal, ATAL jaisi chaal mile.. GOOD LUCK If you eve want 2 suceed in your life, be sweet as Honey, Be regular as Clock, be fresh as rose, Be soft as Tissue, Be strong as Rock and be good as !!!!me..... j c i o ju ch if ok just che if my oka just chec if my s okay just check if my sw okay! just checki if my sweet okay! just checking if my sweet FRIEND is okay! ôôôôô ôôôô ô ôôô ô ô ôô ô ô ô ô ô ô ôô ô ô G ôô ô GOOôô GOODôô GOOD MOô GOOD MORNING... My Friendship is like an onion, Which has many layers in it, it will add taste to your life, but if you try to cut it, you will have tears in your eyes God gaved us two legs to walk, two hands to hold, two eyes to see, two ears to hear, But Y he gives U only 1 hear 'bcos he gave the other 1 to find. Someone Remembers, Somebody Cares, YOUR Name Is Whispered In Somebody"s Prayers, Keep The Bright Hope Of Sunshine In View, Someone Is Warmly Thinking Of You I chased love i found friendship,i chased desires i found hopes, i chased reality i found dreams,i chased a monkey and i found you. The animals of a jungle have decided to hold a meeting. The lion has come, the tiger has come, the elephant has come, the monkey has come.. But The meeting hasn't started. Guess why ? Because the Donkey is busy reading this SMS ! Only the open heart receives LOVE Only the open mind receives WISDOM Only the open hand receives GIFTS and... Only the CUTE 1's receive MESSAGES From ME! Some One is Loving You Caring for You Watching over U Protecting U Guess Who? yes GANPATI BAPPA MORYA Aasman me itne tare ho ki asma na dikhai de, Aap ki zindagi me itni khushiya ho, ke gam na dikhai de, HAVE A NICE DAY! HOW R U? #__# # # '''# # (o) (o) ( .__. ) (o) (_) ( '__. ) (_) (o) ( '__. ) (_) (_) ( '__. ) (o) (o) ( .__. ) Nothing... Just a mischievous little hi! How r u? Khayalo ko kisi aahat ki aas rahati hai, nighao ko kisi surat ki pyas hoti hai, tere bin kisi cheez ki kami to nahi, magar tere SMS bin tabiyat udas rahati hai... Dont sent any messages, i dontwant 2 see u, 2 hear ur voice, 2 think of u, 'coz my doctor advised me 2 keep away 4m SWEETS Great people talk about ideas, Average people talk about things, Small people talk about other people, And Legends never talk, they send SMS... $'$'$'$'$'$'$'$'$'$'$'$' MOHABBAT means... $'$'$'$'$'$'$'$'$'$'$'$' M - aut O - oljhan H - aarna A - asoo B - barbadi B - ewafai A - ndhera T - anhai, I agree? Do you? Darde dil me gam ki kaliya khilti hai, aab to tanhai aaksar hamse milti hai, aapne band kiya jabse SMS karna, MOBILE ki battery jyada chalti hai! Andhe ke hath me "TORCH", Bahare ke hath me "RADIO", Gunge ke hath me "MIKE", AUR AAP KE HATH ME "MOBILE" WAH WAH Kya Jamana Aaya hai!!! Kal . . . kal kal kal kal kal kal kal Monday hai... You = Lovely You = Perfect You = Beautiful You = Amazing You = sweet You = Cute You = gorgeous You = Fantastic You = Fabulous me = lier! Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE. It means... Without Information Fighting Everytime! WIFE satys No, it means - With Idiot for Ever Friendship is a relation where no Charges of Activation, Free incoming, Free Outgoing, with roaming facility all over the World!! Evolution of Man: Shadi se pahale: HERO No. 1 Shadi ke baad: COOLIE No. 1 Shadi se pahale: Meine Pyar Kiya Shadi ke bad: Yeh Meine kya kiya Kya bindas hava chal raheli hai, birdy gana ga rahele hain, Cow log grass eat rahele hain, shane log SMS kar rahele hain aur dhakkan log SMS padh rahele hain... As a person u r: => ADORABLE => SWEET => SIMPLE => HONEST => OBEDIENT => LOVEABLE => EXCELLENT ****** In short U R an *******! ._|__:_, (_0___=------/ . _|___|_, ----:---- ,--<|>-=___/7 (_0___=----/ ._|__|_, apun ne, liya hai... kahi jana ho to bindas chabi le jana...!! 00:03 00:02 00:01 00:00 ( ( ( ( ( ( BOOM ) ) ) ) ) ) =* = * = * = * = * = * = * GooD MoRnInG * HaVe a NiCe Day! / / / / * * * * + + + + T A K E C A R E / / / / / / / / / / / / (@ (@ (@ ( ) (( :<> (( Good Day! YOU are very cute becos in my dictionary Cute means... C - Causing U - Un-necessary T - Trouble E - Everywhere Shakespeare: I am not, nor I can write a lot, but one thing I can say u, forget me not Friendship is to make not to break. Mandir mein jap karta hoon, Masjid mein adab karta hoon, insan se kahin bhagwan na ban jaun isliye roz tujhko SMS karke pap karta hoon Questions R many, but answers R few, So I ask U only a question, How r U? The world doesnot need more mountains to climb! more seas to cross!or more stars to shine! what the world needs is only more of U & UR smile!! GOOD MORNING Zindagi jaise ek saza si ho gayi hai, gam ke sagar me is kadar kho gayi hai, tum kar do ek SMS yeh gujarish hai meri, tumari SMS ki adat si ho gayi hai. Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi. Sagar se gahara koi nahi. Aab aapki kya tarif karu... Dost me aap jaisa... Nalayak koi nahi! .;';';. _Y__o__ 6am .;';';. o _Y_____ 7am o .;';';. _Y_____ 8am SUN RISE! Good Morning! A *smile* is a sign of joy, A *hug* is a sign of love, A *laugh* is a sign of happiness, A *Friend* like me is a sign of "YOUR DAMN GOOD CHOICE" Hame itna pyar mat karna ki duniya me mashhoor ho jaye aur na hi itna bewafa banana ki ham duniya ko chodne ke liye majboor ho jaye FRIENDSHIP knows no season, knows no time, it has a sole intention of bringing two people together to a Moment called... "F O R E V E R" Ugta hua Suraj dua de aapko, Khilta hua phool khushbu de aapko, hum to kuch dene ke kabil nahi hai, dene wala hazaar khushiyan de aapko! Good Morning! The HOPE, The STRUGGLE and The HARD WORK towards a goal/ success is part of the rewards. Achieving goal itself is not the whole reward........ BEST WISHES FRIENDSHIP TEST Call if U love me Missed Call if U are a true friend Text back if U care Text a joke if U like me Just ignore if U hate ME? I Wish 4 " U " Great start 4 Monday No Obstacles 4 Tuesday No stress 4 Wednesday No worry 4 Thursday Smile 4 Friday Party 4 Saturday & Great fun 4 Sunday "Have a beautiful and smart week." Could you do me a favor? Put ur left hand over ur RIGHT Shoulder then ur Right hand to ur LEFT Shoulder There! I'have just given u a hug! (",) Good morning..!!! This is not fair! How could u do this? Didn't expect this from you! Got a whole Channel on your name and didn't even tell me? ANIMAL PLANET! T I T A N I C __||___ _'::::::::'=._,/I___ '_,_____________/ Although it was a big SHIP, but it 'sunk', so the best SHIP is still "FRIENDSHIP". is duniya me dost kam milenge, Is duniya me gham hi gham milenge, jaha duniya nazar fer legi, us mod pe dost tumhe Hum Milenge.. Aapko ashirwad mile bado se, sahayog mile chhoto se, Khushiya mile jag se, pyar mile sab se, daulat mile rab se, yahi dua hai DIL SE! Friendship Test Call if U love me Missed Call if U are a true friend Text back if U care Text a joke if U like me Just ignore if U hate ME? I'll wait 5mins. Could you do me a faVour..? Put Ur left hand over ur RIGHT Shoulder then Ur Right hand to ur LEFT Shoulder There! I'have just given u a hug! (",) G'd mOrning...!!! Dil me ummido ki shama jala rakhi he, Hamne apni alag dunia basa rakhi he, yakin ke sath ki ayega apka SMS, Hamne apne mobile per ankhe biccha rakhi hai...!! The ,-# -.- #-. Heart # "#" # of "#. . #" a Friend "#" knows No BoundarieS, No LimitS, just endless Love and Care! "Have a Great Day..." A Sweeter Smile, A Brighter Day, Hope everything turns out great for you Today!!! Good Morning! (> " " <) Have a ( = 'o'= ) Nice _(,,) _ (,,) Day!! Aapko miss karna roz ki bat ho gai, yaad karna aadat ki bat ho gai, apase dur rahena kismat ki bat ho gai, magar aapko bhulna apane bas ke bahar ki baat ho gai! (((((( )))))) (((( @) (@ )))) (((((; <._.> )))) (((((( ,__, )))))) You are so... B H o o T I F u L Arz hai unki galiyon ke chakkar kaat kaatte kutte hamare yaar ho gaye, wo to hamare na ho sake par hum kutton ke sardar ho gaye... Life is like: MATHS: Friend kO Plus karO + Dushman kO Minus karO - Khushia kO Multiply karO * Gam kO Divide karO :- aur . Life kO enjoy karO! ( ',' ????? TUSI bade hi gr8 ho, RASGULLE ki pl8 ho, PEPSI ka cr8 ho, ANDE ka oml8 ho, SMS KARANE ME bade le8 ho, JALEBI ki tarah stra8 ho, PER jo bhi ho mere fevr8 ho...! <( . . )> /( v ) (,,) .. (,,)... no smses na? <( . . )> / ( v ) (,,)..(,,)... <( . . )> / ( v ) (,,) .. (,,)... <( . . )> (,,) ( v ) (,,) Katti! ':., , /, ,/; ".;;.,('v' ),/;; ".;;( );; # .= := := *= *= := : . # a little BiRD Sent to Wish U a Nice Morning & a Great Day!! Kuch Nasha Aapki Baat ka hai, Kuch Nasha Dhimi Barsat ka hai, Hame aap yuhi Sharabi maat Kahiye, ye dil par asar aapse pahali mulakat ka hai... Ae barish jara tham ke baras, jab mera yaaar aa jaye to jam ke baras, pehle n baras ki woh aa na sake, phir itna baras ki wo jaa na sake... Amiri ke khwab Dekhne laga, Angreji Sharab Chakhane laga, Baap ne kabhi Page nahi dekha, aur beta Mobile rakhne laga!!! Mere Marne ke baad aey dost aansoo mat bahana... agar yaad aaye meri to seedhe upar chale aana... Agar waha me na dikhu to samajh lena tu narak me hai... HOPE HOP e HO p e h 0 p e h @ e p h op e e o p e (e ___: p (e (e ___: ) (e ( ) ___: ) ( ) (@ ___: ) (@ (( ___: ) (( Ur fine ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' <o> , , rain! , , U, , , /< ShoWeRs of Love, Luck, Blessings & Happiness exclusively for U. WELCOME TO MONSOON. ------------------------------------------------ Nice people are blessed people, ever friendly, always smiling, forgive easily, hold no grudges and keep no malice. Send this to a nice person. I just did. Luv Easy to say - Difficult to stay.. Beautiful to feel - Difficult to deal... Difficulty is a part of Life... But That's the reason... Why Girlfriend is never a wife? My Friendship is like an onion, Which has many layers in it, it will add taste to your life, but if you try to cut it, you will have tears in your eyes. Wishing u hapiness as big as Ganeshji's Appitite, life as long as his trunk, troubles as small as his mouse, and moments as sweet as his favourite Ladoos. Laloo bada chalak hai Nau baccho ka bap hai Laloo bada nirala he dasva ane wala he... ye andar ki baat hai isme Vajpayee ka hat hai... New Concept of Life Morning = MANDIR Evening = M_A_D_I_R_A Night = M_A_N_D_I_R_A A Friend is: 1% Funny 2% Sweet 3% Caring 4% Loving and... 90% Good Looking that's why... I'm your Friend! Special * * * * Persons * * * * Like * * * * You * * * * Will * * * * have * * * * special * * * * message * * * * like * * * * This! * * * * Keep SMilinG & b HaPPY. Hav a GooD Day! U r 1 of those I luv 2 msg Coz its fun 2 see your eyes goes up down up down up down up down /<<<<, now u !' . , . ! see me (" ._, ") > ) ( < now u don't but despite my absence you are never forgotten! Feelings r many... but words are few, clouds r dark...but sky is blue, love is a paper... life is a glue, everything is false... but our friendship is true..... One day Friendship and Love met. Love asked why do you exists when I am here, friendship ans I am here to leave smile where u leave tears. Dushman tarse teri dosti ko, Dost tarse teri yari ko, Yar tarse pyar ko, hum tarse tere DIDAR ko!

Life gives us Answers in 3 ways... It says.. YES.. and Gives us sumthing Gud.. It says.. NO... and Gives us sumthing Better.. It says... WAIT... and Gives u BEST! * * See this Star? * * It never leaves u * * it's a symbol * of my care * * a promise * dat i'l be ur friend 4evR. Days are too BUSY... Hours are too FEW... Seconds are too FAST... But there is Always a time for me to ask... How R U? n hope u r FINE... MiSS U! Havin a Friend So SWEET So CARING So TRUE So SINCERE Is a TREASURE! So I can't juz imagine How Lucky U R having Me! Ow! I mean... Me having U! Learn to Love d people who r willing to Love u at present, 4get d people d past and Thank dem 4hurting u which let u to Love d people u have rite now! ,;;;;;;. ;; . . ;;; ;;. - ;;;; ,;;;;;;. ;; . . ;;; '. - , ,;;;;;;. ; . . ; '. - , ,- - -. ; . . ; '. - , I lost all my hair waiting 4 ur msgs. @,,,,,@ ( ' ; ' ) People say, we need maps to find treasures. But i proved them wrong. Coz wthout a map I found YOU! And you will be treasured forever. When you feel that nobody loves U nobody cares 4 U & everyone is against U, U should start asking Urself... <)."".(> main ( (..)) Aisi ( ( .) ) Kyun hu Message Collection: JEET Aaj Raat Thik 12 Baje ke baad 1 bajega! - ( > "*" < ) (-,-) zzz --(">--<")-- Sshhh.. its only me putting a blanket on u... So that u dont get cold, have a warm & gud nite sleep! n sweet dreams. 2004 M T W TH F S 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 any day... 12 9 --> 3 6 any time (>""<) ( ' , ' ) (,==(,,) u'l always b A FRND OF MINE! ,,,**,,, Bring * ._. * ur phone ( .__, ) close 2 > +++ < ur cheek ,,,**,,, * -.- * ( '*' / .. dishum >+++< Why dont u SMS Me! The @nly wealth i hv, rare pe@ple ar@und me dat i really call frndz & y@u are 1 @f them. Pls stay with me s@ that pe@ple will kn@w h@w rich i am? Say Cheese! SMILE! *CLICK!* <) ".."(> ( (..) ) Delete Message? No! Wait! B'coz I wana say somethng dats only 4 U ( )" " "( ) ( )""*( ) ("( 'o' ) ( 'o' )") " I MISS YOU" Message Collection: POO, Chennai Arre... listen... 2 ppl were askin me ur details 2day. I gave them ur address n no. They will b visiting u soon. Their names r JOY & HAPPINESS...!!! - Conducting a blood test on u... Testing... Testing in progress... Result: SORRY HIV+ (HONEY in VEINS) UR FULL OF HONEY, NO WONDER UR SO SWEET! When I call u, 1 ring means i'm thinkin of u, 2 rings means i like u, 3 rings means i'm missing u, 4 rings means i need u, 5 rings mean.. BEHRE PHONE UTTHA! When I pray, I Dn't C God Bt I knw He listns. Whn I SMS I Dn't C You Bt I Knw You think of Me 0=0 (",") Wth a (")(") Smile Yaad karte hai tumhe tanhai me, Dil duba hai gamo ki gahrai me, hume mat dhundo duniya ki bhid me, hum milenge tumhe fir kisi, free SMS ki scheme me! What's Sweet but not honey; Precious but not money; bright but not sunshine; improves with time but not wine; Dnt knw?? It's... Meee! Life without ur sms is tea w/o sugar, coffee w/o milk, bread w/o butter, Salard w/o onion, Candy w/o cream, Chicken w/o spice, Icecream w/o ice ME w/o U! Luv is like a Ice Cube, D Harder U Hold on to it, D faster It'll disappear. Al u'll have in ur hand will B Tears of Crushed Love... We're like Tea Bags, where true strength comes out when we're put in hot water. So when problems come 2 U, just think... U must be God's favourite cup of Tea. SHOOT me, LEAVE me, BREAK me, DO any thing but please DON"T... __ | __ | | __ | | | ___ | _) | |__| ___ | _) | _)ORGET ME! |__| - 10 Things I knw about U! 1. Ur a special person vid a hrt so rare 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. n dats wot mattrers! 10 Things I like about U 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. Wat can i say? THR is NUTHIN GUD ABUT U! A new day, a new sun, makes us to have a new run. Come out of your dreams and see the world outstide. Waiting for you as a new day has already begun. Good Morning! A day may start or end without a message from me, but believe me it won't start or end without me thinking of u... GOOD Morning! U know wat happened last nite, i went out 4 dinner, a lady starin at me, she ordered wat i did, she ate how i ate, she insist to pay my bill too, when i left d hote, she followed me, came to my car n started pullin my leg, as i m pulling urs now. Ha ha! Are o friendwa, tohar smswa k intajar ma hum mubilwa hath me liye 1 ghante se baitha hun. Tanik idhar bhi dhayan dai diyo aur ekad msgwa bhijwai do... _Tohra Dost.. L o n g t i m e a g o... o n l y idiots used... to read my S M S. And, t o d a y, the history continues.... I have a special mean for you: A glass of CARE, A Plate of LOVE, A Spoon of PEACE, A fork of TRUST, and A Bowl of HAPPINESS... So hog nicely! u knw y people r jealous of u...? coz u r smart? Or, coz u r cute Or, then u r gorgeous? No! They r jealous coz U ve a cute n sweet FRen like ME. I'm shocked 2 know, i'm really upset. I dont know how 2 inform U. Bt I've 2 let U know dat U've symptoms of A-I-D-S (Adoring, Intelligent, Dear, Sweetlover) !! Smile in pleasure, smile in pain, smile when trouble pours like a rain... smile when someone hurts u... smile b'coz someone still cares 4 u... Sometimes I forget to ask are u ok? Sometimes I even miss to say Hi! But it doesn't mean that you're forgotten... No I m just lazy... like u... Phoolon ne Amrit ka jaam bheja hai, Sooraj ne gagan se Salam bheja hai, Mubarak ho Aapko nayi subhah, Tahe-Dil se Humne ye Paigaam bheja hai! Good Morning! Longest love is Mother's love, Shortest love is others love, Sweetest love is Lover's love, BUT Strongest love is friends love. Like u and me. F: FIELD of LOVE! R: ROOT of JOY! I: ISLAND of GOD! E: END of SORROW! N: NAME of HOPE! D: DOOR of UNDERSTANDING! tats YOU my FRIEND. Every failure is a lesson well-learned, Every Success is a battle well-fought, and TRUE Love is a jewel well-kept, in one's heart... Dont" keep me in ur eyes, i may fall as tears. Keep me in ur heart, so that ur every "heart beat" may reminds u that there is "someone 4 u". Whenever I miss u, Stars falls down from the Sky, So any day if u find the sky empty, don't blame me! Its all your fault, you made me miss you so much! --|-- In the rythm of life, we sometimes find ourselves out of tune, but as long as thr r friends like u to provide the melody - the music plays on. There"s a st@ry BiHind every friendship. Each friend we make is a start @f each st@ry, our st@ry had a w@nderful beginning... H@pe this st@ry, Never has an ending Know what makes me happy wen u msg me? Not ur Jokes, Graphics or sweet msgs but ur NAME that "APPEARS" on the cell when it beeps knowing that u remember me. When we sigh about our problems, they grow D_O_U_B_L_E. But when we laugh about them... they become ö ö ö ö ö BuBBLes! Have a bubbly life! When words fail, Eyes Work. When Eyes fail, Heart Works When Heart fails... To kya? Samjhe tapak gaya, MAMU...! A smile costs less than Electricity, but gives more light... Always smile as it is language which everyone understand... So keep smiling :-) Good morning! In life 5 things can come at any time... MONEY FRIENDSHIP LOVE DEATH AND ???? ....... MY SMS. Have a nice day! Najre Jhuki to Paimane bane, Dil tute to Maikhane bane, Kuch to jaroor khas hai aap mein.. Hum yoon hi nahi aapke Diwane Bane...!!! Love is like a bird, if u hold it tightly it dies, if u hold it slightly, it flies, plz take good care of it... Don't Luv 1, dont' luv 2, but Luv the 1 who Luvs u. Gadha jo khaye wo Ghas ho tum, Buddhe ka Chyawanprash ho tum, Idiot stupid bakwas ho tum, Par jo bhi ho yar, Dost Jhakaas ho tum... Hotho se jo choo liya, Ehsaas Aab tak hai, Aankhe Nam hai, Aur sanso mein Aag aab tak hain... Aur kyo na ho... Khayi Bhi to 'HARI Mirchi...'-hai... Friendship happens inside the heart. Slient... Unwritten.. Unbreakable by distance... Unchangeable by time... Once a FRIEND, always a FRIEND... Message Collection: Others INGREDIENTS: 10g hasit, 10g Pyar 20g Sukh dukh share karne ka vada, 5g kasme, thodi si takrar 50g kabhi na khatma hone wali batein RESULT: FRNDS 4ever Tis nyc.. d kind of frndship we have, we dnt get 2c, tok 2 or txt each othr dat much. But wen we do, we jus sorta pikup wer we left off. no ifs, no buts... (>-<) ( 'o',) (,,)Y(,,) 4 U! L.L.J *(>-<)*.*.* ("( 'o',)")*.*. *'.( Y )/*.*. * .L.L.J*.*.* A Shower of Happiness (From: Ash) <> <> <> <> D<> <> <> <>N O<> D<> <>N <>I O<> O<>N D<>I <>G G<>N '.+'+.+ O<>I + Sweet.' O<>T 'Dreams+ D<>E+ .'+.+. (From: Ash) (>;;<) ,;( ' ; '), :,($;--!;-> LJJ ' --> ;---> ;--->" .:;!""v""!;:. ":.I LOVE .:" YOU ";..;" (From: Ash) ,,, .*. (,' ') (' ',) (')=() () ((') Any1 lookin, no! .,,, .*. ( ,'')('', ) (')=()()((') be kwik... ,,, *. ( 'x' ) (')=()()((') mwaahh!!!!! (From: Ash) Pleaz pray 4 me... ,***, ( c ' ? >-- </") ..My medical results diagnosed that Im becoming cuter daily. But don't worry its not contagious; just INCURABLE! (From: Ash) Please turn ur mobile upside down & read hurry!! 37OHSSV O773H (From: Ash) Bhul se kabhi hame bhi yaad kiya karo, Pyar nahi to Shikayat hi kiya karo, Itna bhi gair na samjho ki baat hi na kiya karo, Phone nahi to SMS hi kiya karo.... (From: Sachin) L o n g t i m e a g o... o n l y idiots used... to read my S M S. And, t o d a y, the history continues (From: Sachin) 3 things I miss Abt U... ,.: I :., Ur Hair ,.: I :., o (.)(.) o UR EYES ,.: I :., o (.)(.) o .. (----) Ur SMILE! Aauw.. so CUTE... (From: JEET) (>""'<) ( ';' ) (,,) (,,) Hush... Hush.. (>""'<) ( ';' ) (") (,,) ThinkinG of me? (>""'<) ( ' ;') (,,) (") No??! (>""'<) ( ) ( ) Then KATTI!! ,,. ('v') (( )) >"-"- ,,. ('v') (( )) >"-"- ,,. ('v') (( )) >"-"- ,,. (('v')) >"-"- ,,. ('v') (( )) >"-"- Just checking if U are ok there! (>"<) o", ) Ur so (Y (,) sweet J.J.L ... that (>"<) ('("o, )") the ( Y )/ moment J.J.L I see ya, (>"<) o" , ) me (")(")(,) marjava. (From: Ash) wen I go wrong,need ur hand 2 correct,wen emotions bust out,need ur hand 2 catch,wen i win, need ur hand 2 pat.in short -YE HAATH MUJHE DE DE THAKUR (Sachin) In the rythm of life, we sometimes find ourselves out of tune, but as long as thr r friends like u to provide the melody - the music plays on. (Sachin) wat makes a frndship special is d way each one remembers d oder wen dey r apart. dey mis d talks,d lafs n d tyme dey wer 2gedr. lyf changes,memries dont... i miss u...(Nikky) Dil k dard ko zuba par laate nahi, hum apni aankhon se ansu bahate nahi, Zakhm chahe kitne hi gahre kyo na ho, ? ? hum DETTOL k siva kuch laagate nahi (Sachin Bafna) (> " <) (. " o) Are You (@"(,) Busy? ?.?. OK.. (>"<) I SIT o: , ) Here. (")(")(,) I wOn'T go UnLess n uNtil U sMS me (Jeet) The best teacher is ur heart, The best healer iis time, The best judge is ur conscious. Ur best friend could only be GOD & ur CUTEST FRIEND can only be ME! (Sachin) First of first is first of you, Then there are zeros two First of last is last of you, Now you tell me what are you? "F-O-O-L" RITE! You are ABCDEFGHIJK! (Read on) A - Attractive B - Beautiful C - Cute D - Dazzling E - Excellent F - Funny G - Great H - Hot I J K- I am Just Kidding!!

A daily thought... A silent tear... A Constant wish that u r near... Words are few but thoughts r deep... Memories of our frenship i'll always keep!! Khushi se dil ko aabad karna... Aur gham ko dil se azad karna, Hamari bus itni gujarish hai ke hame bhi Din me ek baar YAAD karna... One who somes, has a SMOKY heart, One who drinks, has an ALCOHOLIC heart... So dear U must STOP eating SWEETS... as u r already a SWEETEHART! Luv meanz to see someone with closed eyez, to miss some1 in crowd, 2 find some1 in every thought, to live 4 some1, luv some1, but sure tht sum1 is ONLY one! Geeta mein likha hai? are yaar yahan kya dhund raha hai, maine kaha geeta mein likha hai!! Ummido ki shama dil me mat jalana, is jahan se alag duniya mat basana, aaj bas mood me tha to SMS kar diya, par roj intezar me palke mat bichana! Kripya Dhyaan De, Dhyaan dene k liye Shukriya! If I was an artist, you would be my picture! If I was a poet, you would be my inspiration! If I was an author you would be my story! But I'm only a cartoonist! Aapke haath me mobile hai.. Chehere pe khubh c smile hai... SMS ki aChchi khasi File hai... Phir bhi SMS nahi karte... yaar, yeh kaun sa stupid style hai?? Some 1 r bers, somebody cares, ur name is whispered in somebody's prayers, keep d bright hope of sunshine in view, some 1 is always thinkin of u, d monkey in zoo.! Phool bankar muskarana zindagi, muskarake gum bhulana zindagi, jeet kar koi khush ho to kya hua, haar kar khushiya manana bhi zindagi... Just go to hell... . . . u . . u . . because only u can change hell into heaven by ur sweetness. Tere dil me rahenge sms bankar, dhadkano me bajenge ringtone bankar, Kabi apne dil se juda mat samajna, Hum tere sath chalenge network bankar. Can v do romance in the evening today? I'm in a good mood Just a little bit of kissing and biting reply me soon! urs lovingly "MOSQUITO" Wen things go wrong... Wen sadness fills ur heart... wen tears flow in ur eyes... always remember 3 things 1) I'm with u... 2) Still with u... 3) Will ALWAYS b... Nishana jo le wo SURVIR, Nishane pe jo lag jaye wo TIR, Dil me jo utar jaye wo TASVIR, Mere Jaise Dost ki saath mil jaye wo ACHI TAQDIR... Starts has 5 ends Square has 4 ends trinagle has 3 ensd line has 2 ends but circle of our friendship has no end... FRiEND in different lanaguages... Iranian - DOST German - FREUND Herbew - CHAVER French - AMi Pinoy - KAiBiGAN Dutch - VREND Mexican - AMiGO For me.. just simply "YOU" 04:30 99 missed calls 1 new number Its Meee... just to remind U That I am missing U. Good FRIENDS CaRE for each Other.. CLoSE Friends UNDERSTaND each Other... and TRUE Friends STaY forever beyond words, beyond time... 24hrs make a lovely day, 7 days make a lovely week, 52 weeks make a lovely year & knowing a person like me will make ur life lovely. Have a lovely day n life! Touch ur heart Close ur eyes Make a wish Say good nite sky so wide Stars so bright off the light sleep quite quite ..(-.-).. ZzzZZZzz SWeet DreAms... no visits... no calls.. no sms's... no letters... no missed calls.. I'm worried... kya hua zoo waalon ne dobara pakad liya kya? 1+1=2 eyes look at u... 12+12=24 hours thinking about u... 3+4=7 days in week missing u... 1+11=12 months I always need A SWEET PERSON like U. Someday somehow watever u prayed for will COME TRUE... It may not be in the exact pakage u wanted... But... It will be what GOD thinks is best for YOU... Always be Happy, always wear a smile; Not because life is full of reasons to smile but because ur smile itself is a reason for many others to smile. Ever since you've left, i'hv realised that A part of one's Life is made of someone else's life. I miss that PART. I Miss U Dear FRIEND If KISS is a BOOK, i give u a LIBRARY, If HUG is a SIM, I give u a TALKTIME If FRNDSHIP is a BIKE I give u PETROL If LUV is a LIFE, I give u MYSELF... Nashe se koi devdas ho gaya... to koi paise se kangal ho gaya... to koi pyar me pagal ho gaya... Mai to aap ko message bhejte bhejte barbad ho gaya...!! Sharp is ur memory, sweet is ur name, deep in my hear u will always remain. Earth wants water, flower wants dew, i want nothing but a smile from U.... I, I W, I WI, I WIS, I WISH, I WISH U, I WISH, , I WIS, G, I WI, GO, I W, GOO, I, GOOD, , GOOD M, GOOD MORNING! Days are 2 Busy, Hours are 2 Fast, Seconds are 2 Few But there"s always TIME for ME 2 disturb --== YOU ==-- God came 2 me & granted me 1 wish frm my heart... I askd 2 arrange 4 a permanent smile on the face of person reading this sms. Hope my wish is granted. Gud morni! I know U R So-So-So -B-U-S-Y- But.. Take.. 3 seconds to think of me =>/<<s. q"_,_,) ( ._.)1.. /=< ..2.. ..3.. So sweet... Whatever is warm & inspiring Whatever means most to you Whatever makes you smile and brings you joy THAT'S WHAT I wish for YOU! HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND... Don't search love, let love find u. Thats why its called falling in love, b"coz u dont force urself to fall, u just fall and there will be someone to catch u... SMile! I'll take ur pic, 1-2-3 2 far! o <U> J> again! 1 3 ____________ ___( .)(. )___ ___ (oo) ___ __( U ) __ too close! .:##:. ( . ,.) . ( o ) ." . <3 "") ("") " " Just blew u a "Good Morning" virus! Its Contagious... full of "Love & Care" Phool bina... Khushbu bekaar.. Chand bina.. Chandni bekaar.. Pyar bina... Zindagi bekaar... Mere SMS bina... Kya baat hai! U.. R. Right! Aapka MOBILE bekaar! I HATE YOU: H = happy to see you A = always miss you T = take u in my mind E = everyday never forget u. I really want 2 say... I HATE U"! Its good to have money and d things it can buy... but its also good to check once in a while & make sure u havent lost d things money cant buy... F R I E N D S I have nothing much to offer u in this World, its only my... .*.=.*.= .*.=.*.=.*.=.*.=.*. L I F E T I M E D O S T I .*.=.*.= .*.=.*.=.*.=.*.=.*. Chalega na? Aap kaha hai? Apka ghar khai? TV hai? Kon se channel aate hai? Table hai? Chair bhi hogi? Aapke ghar me chipkali hai? Bili hai? Kutte kyo nai hai? Audio hai k cd k vcd? Home theatre kyo nai hai? nal hai? Paani aata hai? Fridge hai? Bada hai k chota? Thanda karta hai? ice banata hai? kon c company ka hai? To dusri company ka kyu nahi hai? Fan hai k AC? Cooler kyo nai hai? Phone nai hai? ACHHA! Mobile hai? Balance hai? to sMs KARO NA YAAR! """" ö """" """" ö """" """" ö """" """" ö """" """" ö """" H E L L O! My AIRCRAFT landed in ur MOBILE 2 say A VERY GOOD DAY 2 U! I may not b the most important person in ur LIFE... But I just hope that One day whn u hear my name u wud just SMILE & SAY "Hey thats my friend" Sincere apology: If u dont like any of my SMS & Don't like 2 read, or if my msgs disturb u, then pls dont hesitate, feel free to... Throw ur mobile out! Tere bistar par makdi lage, Tere room me machar fire, raat ko lite chali jaye, Puri raat garmi lage, tere sapne me BHUT aaye. Chal aab soja... Good Nite! If i die & go 2 heaven & GOD asks me wats my last wish, i'll pause 4 a while 2 look 4 U & when i see U cryin I wud say, "LORD, give me a minute 2 hug my Frend" _________ _H_o_w_r_U_?_ _H_o_p_e_u_R_ _*_F_I_N_E_*_ _K_e_e_p_o_N_ ( e : ) Smiling ( e Ankhe meri (ë _; ) (ë Sapne tere ()' _; ) () ("v") Dil mera 'v' Oooo, yaade teri (( - (( ,--. i.--, '.(miss(.' ".)you)." FRIEND Alphabetically advices for u: ABC: Avoid Bad Company DEF: Don't entertain fools GHI: Give-up High ideas JKLM: Just keep liking me... When things go bad & ur strength is no longer enuf 2 carry on... Don't give up, coz where ur strength ends... .. my worth as ur FRIEND begins... How much is 1 + 1 = ? . . . . . . . Are you still looking for the answer? Shame on you! To prove you are not an idiot take the test below: Press down... Press up... look, you cudnt follow the instructions... You failed... You are an IDIOT. Khuda aap jaisa cute kuchipuchi koi aur na banaye... ek cartoon jo mere pass hai kahin common na ho jaye! Happiness is like a butterfly; U run after it, it keeps flying away; but if u stand still, it comes n sits on ur Shoulder.. WISH U LOTS OF BUTTERFLIES! Ye we're friends... I'm jhakaas ur bakwaas, ur so so I'm khaas, I'm candle u r flame, I'm blush u r shame, I'm spin u r googly, U'r bandar I am mogly! Flowers die, Stories end, Songs fade, Memories r 4gotten... All things come 2 an end but precious people like me r treasured 4ever n 4ever :-) Dont place me in ur eyes, i may fall as a tear, place me in ur heart, so that every beat reminds u, that someone is there... for u!! |---! | 0 o | !l! |___, JI |---@ | /!; | <> |____, Ye bhi mujhe tumhari tarah SMS nahi karta tha Tapka Dala! Tu door hai mujhse or pass bhi hai, teri kami ka ehsas bhi hai, Dost lakhon hai jahan mein mere, par tu pyara bhai hai aur khas bhi hai! ,-.(.-. .'.(.', '.'.' AN APPLE A DAY KEEPS THE DOCTOR AWAY If Doctor is Cute then forget Fruit and take Doctor away! Hichkiyo se 1 baat ka ehsaas to hota hai, ki shayad koi hame yaad to karta hai, milne na aye to kya, hum per 4 lamhe barbad to karta hai. Maana hum aapke doston me shamil nahi, maana aapki Dosti hume hasil nahi, itni berukhi kis baat ki dost, kya hum ek sms ke bhi kaabil nahi... Message Collection: Bose, Kerala Roegi Aankhen, Muskarane ke baad! Aayegi Raat Din Dhaal Jaanke baad! Oh jaane wale Zara Mudke to Dekh, Shayad Ye Zindagi Na Rahe Tere Jaane ke baad! Sunhari Dhup Barsat ke baad.. Thodi si hansi har Bat ke baad... isi tarah ho Mubarak Aapko.. Ye NaYi Subah kal rat ke baad...> I LoOked 4 U Up Down Left Right Here There Every where Just 2 Tell U "Good Morning" Sagaai hui... Shadi Hui... Biwi ghar main aayi... ghar SWARG ban gaya... aur main SWARGWASI... I may seldom tell u how special u are, i may not be able to reach u coz we're both busy, but inspite of all, u know u are someone i really miss and care about! Make new friends, but keep the Old; Those are silver, these are gold. You may have some one in your mind, Some one in your heart, Some one in your dreams, Some one in your life, But I'm your some one, When u have no one!! Friendship - Pure unselfish friendship, All through life's alloted span, nurtures, strengthens, widens, lengthens, Man's relationship with man Friends aer like stars. You can't always see them, But you know they are always there for you... If friends were flowers, I would not pick you! I'll let you grow in the garden and cultivate you with love and care so as I can keep you as a friend 4ever!! If someone asks me if ur good...I'l say ur not... If they say ur better... i'l say ur not why shud i say ur good or better if ur 1 of d best i ever had... U promsd 2 tke cre of me bt u hrt me, U promsd me 2 brng me joy bt u brought me tears, U promsd me ur Luv bt u gave me PAIN... ME? I promsd u Nothing but I gave u Everything! Luv not one, Luv not two Luv d one who luvs u true Luv not three, Luv not four Luv d one who luvs u more Luv not five, Luv not six Luv d one who really sticks Luv not seven, Luv not eight Luv d ne who really waits... I would give up happines to never see you sad, I would give up eternity to be with you always, I would give up my life so that yours would be new... everyone wants 2 be the sun dat lights up your lyf. But I'd rather be ur moon, so I can shine on u during ur darkest hour when ur sun isn't around. Days wil b spnt lyk yirs f dos days wil b spnt w/out u, smiles r lyk frwn f its nt ment 4 u, but 4ever will sound grea8t f u promise 4ever to me! U mUz bE tiReD cOz u haF bEEn runNinG thrU mY miNd, u gOttA bE a thiEf coZ u haFstOleN My hEaRt n i muZ haF BeEn a bAd shOotEr CoZ i kEep miSSing u.. If love is water, I'll give u the ocean. If kisses are spaces, I'll give u the universe... If heat was your love & care, how I wish the sun was beside me... Message Collection: Others Dosti ke badle dosti, dushmani ke badle dushmani, phool ke badle phool, big gift ke badle big gift, send me quick.... kya... sms ke badle sms... yaar! hal kaisa hai janab ka.. kya khayal hai aapka.. hum to so gaye ho ho ho.. tum bhi so jao ha ha ha... GOOD NIGHT ,,,, <'_'> Hum Tum ('_') <(H)/ Stranger <T> / > ,> ,,,, ,,,, <'_'> Hum Tum (',') <(H)/ Enemy <T> / > <?\ ,,,, ,,,, <'_'> Hum Tum (',') <(H)/ Friends <T> / > /> ,,,, Just Like ('-') U$ '.' Friends Forever! (Sachin, Mumbai) 1-u r nice person 2-line 1 is true 3-line 2 is faulse if line 1 is true 4-both 2&3 are correct 5-all 4 r wrong confuse? now msg & confuse others Fate has brought us together, to meet, to know and to part is the saddest thing in life... I £ove You...(Nikky) The SPACES between ur FINGERS were created so that another person's fingers would fill them in. Hope U found the hand that u r meant 2 hold on 4ever..(Nikky) To Share what is difficult To heal what is hurting To think what is not possible To understand without even talking... Is the miracle called "FRIENDSHIP" Happiness keeps u Sweet, Trials Make u Strong, Sorrows keep u Human, Failure makes u Humble, Success keeps u glowing & GOD keeps u going! GOD BLESS U! () * () What ( 'o' ) if I (,,) (,,) disappear Just What I thought... You'd still look 4 me... Gosh! U r ADDICTED to ME!... Aren't u? /---:--;. ;:---:'---=|--=:-- ; '--(o)---'--(o)--' ---:--;. ---=|--=:--; ----'--(o)--' ;. =:==; o)--' ,))) Aapka SMS lene k liye mene MERCEDES bheji hai! ,,, ,*, ( .") (".) ####### ,,, ,*, ( '.'(" ) ####### U r d sweetest (Jeet) SMS pe sms bhejte ho, bhej bhej ke bheja kharab karte ho, bhejte ho to bhi kya bhejte ho, khudka bheja to chalta nahin, doosron ka bheja hua bhejte ho... (AMIT) I may hav 4gtn 2 say dat I care, I may hav failed 2 open up and share.. but though no words hav been spoken, my promise of eternal friendship wont b broken....(Uday Gujar) Words And Hearts Are 2 Things In The World Whoch Should Be Handled With Care .B'coz Words When Spoken N Hearts When Broken R Difficult 2 Repair (Dinesh Kawana) Sender: SWEET +91?????????? Sender: CHARMING +91xx???????? (first two digits of ur cell no) Sender: ADOREABLE +9198xx?????? (next two digits) Sender: LOVEABLE +91XXXXXX???? (next two digits) Sender: 1&ONLY ______ (Name) +91XXXXXXXXXX (Your complete cell no) (From: Jeet) sms doesnt only MEAN Short M S Short msgng S Short Msgng Service but it also mean S M S Some M S Some Moments Shared wid luvd ones like u.... Message Collection: Chitra To Understand a misunderstanding is a an understanding in friendship BUT to have no misunderstanding is the most understood Friendship.... EYES : To look at you HAND : To pray for you Mind : To remember you Heart : To love you AND AND AND AND AND LEGS : To kick YOU.. If you forget me... !! GOT IT!!!