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Rohit Rocker

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  1. Mumbai To Bangalore 1 Way

    Dont think about Another Bombay Bomb Blast Anujith Sahi sahi bataa kya smuggling karne wala hai? By the i will be going from Vizag to Bangalore. So no use
  2. World Wrestling Entertainment

    Hey people, I am back with this weeks updates of WWE. Starting with RAW, we had the remaining of the series. There were 2 matches, one between RVD and Chris Masters, which was won by RVD. The second one was between THE BIG SHOW and HHH. This match was very brutal and lasted very long. Both the wrestlers were hell bent on winning it and getting a place in finals. Finally, both the wrestlers were lying outside the ring and the referee counted out both of them. Both were disqualified. However, Vince Mac Mahon decided to put them both along with RVD in the finals in a triple threat match for next week. John Cena defeated EDGE to retain his title. And Shelton Benjamin defeated the mad guy, UGENE. Then there was the Shawn Michaels retirement Party. Vince Mac Mohan came out with two Lawyers and Shawn Michaels followed them. Then there was a long brawl. Mac Mahon asks Shawn to sign the agreement papers. However He refuses to do so. Eventually, Mac Mahon, slaps him and leaves after announcing that Shawn Michaels will face the consequences and go through Hell for disobeying him. In Smack Down, we had some good matches. Rey Mysterio defeated the mediocre Sylvan. Plus, we had a tag team match between Chris Benoit and Lashley VS JBL and Tinley. Tinley is a new commer but is a very experienced wrestler from Ireland and used to work with Benoit and Booker T earlier. He has joined recently and is a real brutal guy with no concerns whatsoever. He makes the opponents cry in pain literally. Then we had the Handicapped match between Kurt Angle and Undertaker in one team and the MnM's and Mark Henery. This one was a good match. Eventually won by Kurt and Undertaker. In the end the Undertaker TOOMBSTONED Mark Henery. Man!!! that was awsome!! doing that to a 400 pounder. He just lifted hin like he was a feather weight, ketp him in air for a good 5 seconds and then dropped him finally heads down and Legs up. Undertaker and Kurt Angle face each other at NO WAY OUT. Will Kurt be able to retain his title?? Watchout.
  3. Non SMS Stuff

    Well, that was Confusing well here is a simple one : Bholaji is the english teacher in a school. He is very well renowned for all his students do very well in exams. The school is having an inspection and the inspector decided to visit the english class.This is what transpires : Bholaji : "Bolo bachon GADHA" Students (in chorous) : "GADHA " Bholaji : "Bolo bachon GADHA , GADHE KE PECHE GADHA" Students (in chorous) : "GADHA , GADHE KE PECHE GADHA" Bholaji : "Bolo bachon GADHA , GADHE KE PECHE GADHA, GADHE KE PECHE MEIN" Students (in chorous) : "GADHA , GADHE KE PECHE GADHA , GADHE KE PECHE MEIN" Bholaji : "Bolo bachon GADHA , GADHE KE PECHE GADHA, GADHE KE PECHE MEIN, MERE PECHE SAARA DESH" Students (in chorous) : "GADHA , GADHE KE PECHE GADHA , GADHE KE PECHE MAI AUR MERE PECHE SAARA DESH" By this time the inspector is furious. He confronts the principal and shouts at him "What is this Bholaji teaching his students. He is supposed to be taking an english class and what he is saying is GADHA, GADHE KE PECHE GADHA , GADHE KE PECHE MAI AUR MERE PECHE SAARA DESH. The principal too is shocked, the famous english teacher doing this. Principal : "Bholaji what nonsense are you telling these students "GADHA, GADHE KE PECHE GADHA, GADHE KE PECHE MAI AUR MERE PECHE SAARA DESH". Bholaji : "Yes i was telling all this in class, but i was only teaching the students the spelling of ASSASSINATION. *** - *** - I - NATION (GADHA , GADHE KE PECHE GADHA , GADHE KE PECHE MAI AUR MERE PECHE SAARA DESH) * The 3 stars(***) are A S S
  4. Rang De Basanti.........

    Mr Dacodecz, A developed country according to me is one which has its population under control, has a good GDP and Per Capita Income and has the prospects of good economic growth. Also, it has a developed basic social infrastructure and a good literacy rate along with Good Health conditions and Human Development Index. And Mr. Kalyan Prince you start saving for the treat at TAJ cause you will lose very soon And ya, by the way, i finally managed to see the movie . It is good. Will surely win a lot of awards. Rohit
  5. World Wrestling Entertainment

    Sorry to spoil your anticipation but he is not going to retire this week. I already read it at the WWE website My damn cable operator removed Ten Sports channel and put DD Sports instead of it Kal phone karke gali deta hoon usko Ok Bye, Rohit
  6. BIRTHDAY WISHES!

    HAPPIE BURD DAY amtrag buddy, and the others too
  7. Rang De Basanti.........

    Mr. Kalyan Prince, you always agree with everyone yaar! ...But i beg to differ from you, you say that India wont be a developed country fro atleast a century!!! Well, i say that i will be a developed country by the year 2020. And i mean it. This is what i say, but the what many emminent economists have quoted. So, come back to this forum and read this in the year 2020 and then see whether i was true or not.
  8. World Wrestling Entertainment

    Ya Austin really had the guts to check Mac Mohan . Shawn Michaels is one of the best wrestlers there ever was and never gives up easily. He fights as long as he can and never says die, just like mysterio:clap1: . I dont think that he will be retired just like that as he has a huge fan following. However so did Bret Hart, whom both ac Mahon and HBK together defeated retired. The HBK retirement storyline was started suddenly a few weeks ago and didnt appeal much to me because it was very artificial and boring. I think that if he is really fired, then the only reason will be his Old Age and falling body:mellow: . So it must be him who eally wants to retire and hence led to all this drama. Some Shawn Michael Pics Shawn Michaels airborne at IRAQ, Triple H lying down The SWEET CHIN MUSIC! on Big Show And, will the wrestling machine KURT ANGLE defeat the phenom, the DEAD MAN, THE UNDERTAKER? Some other action An interesting series going on for the number 1 contender for Wrestle Mania, IN RAW So many things to post and so less time in hand.... CLICK on the thumbnails to view the full image
  9. World Wrestling Entertainment

    Hi Rey Me, I have missed a lot of that. Mac Mahon has just kept a 'compulsary Retirement party'. But is he definitely going to retire HBK? And can you tell me something abt Bret Hart? I was not into wrestling in those days. I guess, it was HBK and Mac Mahon, who together took him out. He must have lost the match on which his career depended. Hence, i think even HBK will be given a match on which his career will depend.
  10. Lifetime validity offers galore

    So you mean to say that we will still be able to make calls after the expiry of the RCV. The only thing which changes is the tariff rate.
  11. All Kind of Softwares

    Hi Vishaal, will KGB work in 128mb ram? ....reminds me of the KGB Spys
  12. End Of The World In 1,000 Years ?

    @jusmail It wont produce enough energy. Nothing more than the powere needed to light up a torch bulb. Arun, Nice info. Didnt knew some of the above points. When it comes to Global Warming, U.S. SUKSS!!! It is the main culprit. Us didnt even take part in the Kyoto Protocol. which focuses on cutting the green house gas emmissions. Bush knows that he wont be able to do it without crumbling his economy. I think it is high time now that we shift to alternative energy sources like BIO DIESEL, Solar energy anf Hyderogen. We should be popularizing cars like Reva and the Hydrogen car built by Honda or Hyundai(I suppose).
  13. World Wrestling Entertainment

    Well Vishal, i can answer that. Rey Mysterio's Uncle was also a wrestler and had the same name . He was of the same size as Rey Mysterio Jr. is. They both wore masks and were quite identical to each other. When Rey jr. started restling, his uncle was at the end of his career. However they did wrestle together for some time as a tag team. If you ever get to see a Rey Mysterio promo during Smack Down telecast, you will see them together. Rey says that it was his uncle who tought him that 'Size does not matters' and 'The power lies within'. Regarding the Mask, actually, Rey started wrestling when he was actually just 16! At this age, it was illegal to wrestle as a professional in USA. So rey wentto Mexico and wrestled there for many years as a pro. In mexico, we have events such as Hair V/s Mask . In such events, one wrestler is a masked one and the other one has long hair. If the hair guy looses, he has to get his hair cut and become a baldy , on the other hand, if the masked fellow looses, he has to loose his mask and will never be allowed to fight wearing a mask again in Mexico. Rey was a good wrestler, but once he lost in the challenge and so was unmasked. How ever, the rule was applicable only in Mexico, so Rey started wearing mask again, when he grew up and came to USA to join WWE. So, thats the story. I had read it somewhere (On r surf!). Rey had also fought many famous giant wrestlers in mexico and defeated them. Some like Andre the giant. You must have heard about him. Eddie Guerrero also used to wrestle with Rey mysterio in Mexico.
  14. Non SMS Stuff

    Inzy'zs interview after the third one day..hilarious!! Rameez: So Inzy, disappointed with your performance today? Inzy: Bismilla-e-rehman-ur-rahim. Thanks to allah.ya the indian batsman is play very good today. we is try very hard but is not win the game. Rameez: Any words for Dhoni? Inzy: Ya dhoni is play very well. He is hit his shot very hard in our gaps . In start, we is protect our gaps very well. the grass is also thick.. but dhoni is split our gaps with his bat. Rameez: Another ordinary bowling performance? Inzy: Ya our balls is loose . the bowler is went for many run. Asif is bowled well. Also, after some shots the ball is out of shape. umpire is not give another ball.. it is tough to play with one ball Rameez: Dropped catches.. did that prove costly? Inzy: ya the ball is not stick to our hands . we is practice a lot sticking our bat in our hands.. but now we is more practice sticking balls in our hands. Rameez: Any plans for the next match? Inzy: ya India is on top but we is try to bounce on our back . Insha allah we is play better. Rameez: All the best Inzy Inzy: Thank you.
  15. World Wrestling Entertainment

    Hey Vishal, Welcome to the thread man . I am back from Hyderabad. Had an interview there for ICFAI Business School. Got a seat in ICFAI Business School Bangalore . Nice pics Rey!! Had seen his pics without mask before but not these ones. Today's Smack Down was AWSOME!!! The main match was between the 400 pounder, the wordl's STRONGEST MAN!! MARK HENERY and the GRAND DADDY of them all.....the DEAD MAN.....THE UNDERTAKER!!!!! WOW!!! it was too good. But the match was disturbed by the MNMs, who were called by Mark Henery's manager Daviri. They tried to attack Undertaker, but got thrashed instead. The bell was rung and the match was disqualified, and the 3 started attacking Undertaker. Kurt Angle came to the rescue and beat the crap out of the MNMs and ANGLE SLAMMED Mark Henery!!! Mark fought back and slammed Kurt Angle. The drama ended when Undertaker rode and saved Kurt Angle. The main part was the Choke Slam by Undertaker on Mark Henery man!!! that was Jaw Dropping! The choke slam of a 400 pounder by Undertaker with just 1 hand. And this was when we saw Him struggling to get Mark Henery even off his feets!! Undertaker snatched the heavy weight championship belt from the reffery and handed it back to Kurt Angle. The two will face off each other at NO WAY OUT. The show was not over yet. The General Manager Theodore Long came out and scheduled a match for next week. A handicapped match between Mark and the MNMs VS Kurt Angle- Undertaker. At RAW, an interesting series is going on. Couldnt catch the action as i was out of station yesterday. Maybe REY619 can help And Rey, i checked out the lyrics. They dont seem to be correct....The song is like Whatcha gonna do when i come for u..... Whatcha gonna do when i come for u..... BOOYAKA BOOYAKA...SIX ONE NINE! BOOYAKA BOOYAKA...SIX ONE NINE! and so on... Bye
  16. World Wrestling Entertainment

    Correction, he is a X Sad moron
  17. World Wrestling Entertainment

    Hey check this out. Brock Lesner Sue's WWE http://www.rajah.com/base/2005/2458
  18. Rang De Basanti.........

    That incedent regarding the girl at Hyderabad is a true one indeed. The remaining things has been added by someone else However, does it really matters??? The message conveyed is indeed thought provoking as Tanveer said. Nice Stuff.
  19. World Wrestling Entertainment

    Cool!! I will pm you. By the way, did you see yesterday's tag team match between Kurt Angle-Rey Mysterio and Undertaker-Mark Henery? I missed it. Will try to catch in todays highlights show.
  20. Mantraway.com issue - off topic

    You FOOL, i never said that u were sending sms through e mail by using number@airtelap.com. Infact, i myself had posted the number from which i got the sms. God knows if you even knew the number before i posted. Dont assume things on your own and MAKE A FOOL OUT OF YOURSELF, which you already have been doing since a long time. Stop cheating customers and pay back. Nothing more left to discuss. -------TOPIC CLOSED---------
  21. Apps U'd Like To See On R-world

    ha ha ha ha......ha ha ha ha hah ah......man i cant stop laughing after reading the wishes of all the great PornoHolics up there......Ohh mann.....damn, my stomach cant take it any more especially Ashoks comments.... Orgasm aala?? OOooohh..... By the way, even i had seen the wbmp images long back on my 2280. However, porn stories were much better . For eg. asstr.com and Litreotica.com. Chatting application is a must on r world which provides private chat rooms. Multiplayer gaming, it was there but never worked. Atleast for chess. Radio on wap, as it runs over gprs. MOST IMPORTANTLY, please for god's sake, allow us to download stuff from 3rd party wap sites. Why in the world do u have to block them when we are paying a fine amt. for membership??? Provide streaming text news so that we do not have to keep pressing the down button continuously. Provide the same feature in r surf also. I have many many more ideas. I will add them later. But whats the use? Anil Ambani is not going to read this.....Or is he???
  22. Arrey, our dear Nokia Ind fellow is also doing the same work Posing as a Nokia site and luring the customers. The only difference is that he is not sending e mails. May be that will start too.
  23. Mantraway.com issue - off topic

    Hi all, Yesterday i got this- Testing this gateway- Mantraway.com From the same number i posted earlier. I would also like to add that my airtel has a free incomming sms gateway. A simple e mail from yahoo mail, addressed to 919866******@airtelap.com lands to my mobile within seconds. And i know this since a long time. Tried many times and it works always.
  24. World Wrestling Entertainment

    Hey hey looks like i got some company Welcome to the thread REY REY. Even i am a die hard fan of WWE. I too never miss the episodes unless otherwise....I too got some Enterance songs. I have been looking for the CHRIS BENOIT music since ages, but did'nt find it anywhere. Have you got it? I have got many. My favourite Theme - Kane My favourite wrestlers- Kane, Rey Mysterio (He simply rocks!), John Cena, Shawn Michaels and Undertaker. Seems like Undertaker is going to wrestle Kurt Angle for the WWE Championship Thats cool! kURT ANGLE has got some big trouble comming his way
  25. Rss/xml Feeds

    Thankyou guys, got the gist of it
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