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Congrats !

invite me too.thanks.

congrats!!

great tones.keep posting......

PEOPLE WONDER WHY THE CALL CENTRE GUYS R PAID SO MUCH......FOR JUST BEING ON THE PHONE. TAKE A LOOK: 1). Tech Support: "I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop." Customer "Ok." Tech Support: "Did you get a pop-up menu?" Customer: "No." Tech Support: "Ok. Right click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?" Customer "No." Tech Support:: "Ok, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until this point?" Customer: "Sure, you told me to write 'click' and I wrote 'click'." ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- -- 2) Customer: "I received the software update you sent, but I am still getting the same error message." Tech Support:: "Did you install the update?" Customer: "No. Oh, am I supposed to install it to get it to work?" ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- -- 3).Customer: : "I'm having trouble installing Microsoft Word." Tech Support:: "Tell me what you've done." Customer: "I typed 'AETUP'." Tech Support:: "Ma'am, remove the disk and tell me what it says." Customer:: "It says '[PC manufacturer] Restore and Recovery disk'." Tech Support:: "Insert the MS Word setup disk." Customer:: "What?" Tech Support: "Did you buy MS word?" Customer: "No..." ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- -- 4).Customer: : "Do I need a computer to use your software?" Tech Support:: ?!%#$ ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- -- 5).Tech Support:: "Ok, in the bottom left hand side of the screen, canyou see the 'OK' button displayed?" Customer: "Wow. How can you see my screen from there?" ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- -- 6) Tech Support:: "What type of computer do you have?" Customer:: "A white one." ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- -- 7). Tech Support:: "Type 'A:' at the prompt." Customer:: "How do you spell that?" ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- -- 8). Tech Support: "What's on your screen right now?" Customer: "A stuffed animal that my boyfriend got me at the grocery store." ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- -- 9). Tech Support:: "What operating system are you running?" Customer: "Pentium." ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- -- 10). Customer: "My computer's telling me I performed an illegal abortion." ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- -- 11).Customer: "I have Microsoft Exploder." ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- -- 12).Customer: "How do I print my voicemail?" ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- -- 13). Customer: "You've got to fix my computer. I urgently need to print document, but the computer won't boot properly." Tech Support: "What does it say?" Customer: "Something about an error and non-system disk." Tech Support: "Look at your machine. Is there a floppy inside?" Customer: "No, but there's a sticker saying there's an Intel inside." ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- -- 14). Tech Support: "Just call us back if there's a problem. We're open 24 hours." Customer: "Is that Eastern time?" ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- -- 15). Tech Support:: "What does the screen say now?" Customer: "It says, 'Hit ENTER when ready'." Tech Support:: "Well?" Customer: "How do I know when it's ready?" ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- -- 16). A plain computer illeterate guy rings tech support to report that his computer is faulty. Tech: What's the problem? User: There is smoke coming out of the power supply. Tech: You'll need a new power supply. User: No, I don't! I just need to change the startup files. Tech: Sir, the power supply is faulty. You'll need to replace it. User: No way! Someone told me that I just needed to change the startup and it will fix the problem! All I need is for you to tell me the command. 10 minutes later, the User is still adamant that he is right. The tech is frustrated and fed up. Tech: Sorry, Sir. We don't normally tell our customers this, but there is an undocumented DOS command that will fix the problem. User: I knew it! Tech: Just add the line LOAD NOSMOKE.COM at the end of the CONFIG.SYS. Letme know how it goes. 10 minutes later. User: It didn't work. The power supply is still smoking. Tech: Well, what version of DOS are you using? User: MS-DOS 6.22. Tech: That's your problem there. That version of DOS didn't come with NOSMOKE. Contact Microsoft and ask them for a patch that will give you the file. Let me know how it goes. 1 hour later. User: I need a new power supply. Tech: How did you come to that conclusion? User: Well, I rang Microsoft and told him about what you said, and he started asking questions about the make of power supply. Tech: Then what did he say? User: He told me that my power supply isn't compatible with NOSMOKE. ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- - 17) customer care officer:I need a product identification no: right now and may I help u in finding it out? Cust: sure CCO: could u left click on start and do u find 'My Computer'? Cust: I did left click but how the hell do I find your computer? Thanks

Both the middle bar are of same Height.

Has someone succeed in doing this?

OK, this time you need to cover your right eye and stare at the black circle. The move closer to the screen and see the cross disapear at one point this is called blind spot . Move back again and the cross will reappear...

@Mukesh thats great share ur tones with us. gud day!

HAPPY HOLI

two more for my RIM friends- azeem-o-shan shehanshah-Jodha Akbar(instrumental) Azeem_O_Shaan_Shahenshah____Instrumental___Mp3___SuYoG.mp3 a nice tone Adaigo_For_Strings.mp3

my fav IN DINO DIL MERA from METRO in_dino.mp3

Once upon a time in a village, a man appeared and announced to the villagers that he would buy monkeys for Rs10. The villagers seeing that there were many monkeys around, went out to the forest and started catching them. The man bought thousands at Rs10 and as supply started to diminish, the villagers stopped their effort. He further announced that he would now buy at Rs20. This renewed the efforts of the villagers and they started catching monkeys again. Soon the supply diminished even further and people started going back to their farms. The offer rate increased to Rs25 and the supply of monkeys became so little that it was an effort to even see a monkey, let alone catch it! The man now announced that he would buy monkeys at Rs50! However, since he had to go to the city on some business, his assistant would now buy on behalf of him. In the absence of the man, the assistant told the villagers. Look at all these monkeys in the big cage that the man has collected. I will sell them to you at Rs35 and when the man returns from the city, you can sell it to him for Rs50." The villagers squeezed up with all their savings and bought all the monkeys. Then they never saw the man nor his assistant, only monkeys everywhere!!! All this happened in another village also.... But the difference was that here instead of monkeys there were goats.... So though the villagers got stuck up with goats, they milked up the goats throughout their lifetime and when they stopped giving milk, chopped them or sold them for being chopped...... Moral: Buy goats even though they are overpriced, but stay away from monkeys.........

I wanna play mp3 songs acc to my choice(sequences 1 2 3...).I am writing rewritable Cd using XP CD writing wizards(No success).Shud I use Nero Or I have to edit d tags of each songs? Thanks.

Thank you all. Now i can do it by these tricks.

Greaaaaaaaaaat!!!

lost some valuable data by mistake(shift+delete). how to get it back? thanx!

For d last two days I am unable to save photos in MMC.Its showing error msg-"Unable to save file" and d camera goes to stand by mode.Its a 256 MB original MMC (90 MB free).I tried removing Battery, changing storage location again & again but of no use. Its saving photos in phone memory without any problem. What to do ?

Thank you all.Formatting d MMC solved d problem.Gud nite!

Guys I need a music system with FM ,MP3,Remote control for FM channels & giving loud & ultra clear sound. Plz give the prize with model no.My budget is 10-15 thousands. Thanx!

Just copy paste the script in address bar & hit Enter chrome://browser/content/browser.xul

I want to use d Rel Data Card in my Pc(P-III). Is it possible thru some adaptor or....?

Valuable information mukesh. Thanks dost!

thanks Honest! I will try for it.