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  1. New Lg 6250! Launched.

    Looks good, but display is small as in 6230 etc. which is a pity. If the display was as large as Nokia 6265, then would not have minded paying more than 7K for this. Hows the mp3, camera, fm radio, BT etc. For Rs 7K it appears a good buy. What abt SMS storage capacity and LMS facility? Possible to send email directly? Thanks.
  2. Mp3 Not Working

    Also, the name of the file should not exceed 31 characters. Ensure you edit the name to less than 31 chars. If after all this also your 6230 does not play mp3, take it to the ASC for repairs. Thanks
  3. ^^^ Why is Airtel cribbing, then? Really bad of them. They only want more ARPUs. I hope TRAI does not allow them and COAI to increase local call charges.
  4. More bad and good news: First the bad news: The COAI members will increase local call charges shortly. This will be a burden to the customers who do not use roaming. They contend that the loss due to the revised roaming charges will be about 900 to 1000 Crores, which they can recover only by increase in local call charges. Now the good news: CDMA operators contend that the revision in roaming charges will lead to an 20 Crores erosion in margins annually. This can be recovered by increased subscriber usage. So based on the above reports, three cheers for CDMA and thumbs down to GSM.
  5. Motorola Q

    Friends, Attached herewith are two files of Motorola Q - just see the features and pass your comments. Will we see such phones on Reliance at all? Enjoooooooooooy
  6. Non SMS Stuff

    Wife left alone for the first time... One day, a young man had to go on a business trip away from home. Nothing unusual, but he had to think of his wife since they were recently wed and she also had a voracious sexual appetite. So the evening before he left, he went into a sex-shop and asked the shopkeeper what he could do. The shopkeeper pointed out the various toys, dildoes, vibrators, etc., naming the prices. The young man thought they were not really enough, and said so. The shopkeeper then said he had something special - "Voodoo Penis" - and he brought out a very old but luxuriously carved box and opened it. The young man said it looked like any other dildo, but the shopkeeper said "Oh no. This is special, very special. Look here" and he commanded the toy by saying "Voodoo Penis - the door!", and the voodoo penis went and started rogering the keyhole, bang, bang, bang, going on like there was no tomorrow. The young man was amazed. The shopkeeper then called "Voodoo Penis - in your box!" and the thing flew back to its box and stopped. Staggered, the young man buys the thing, and the shopkeeper reminds him that it has to be given a command to make it work, always beginning with "Voodoo penis!...". So the young man takes it home and gives it to his wife, saying that if she can't go to sleep she can use the toy by giving it the commands. The first night he is away, his wife just manages to get to sleep. The second night, it's a bit difficult for her and she gets up next morning rather frustrated. The third night, well, she just can't stand not having any fun, so she opens the box and calls "Voodoo Penis - my pussy!", and the Voodoo Penis gets right down to work, giving her a wonderful build-up to a fantastic orgasm. However, it doesn't stop, and she has a second orgasm. It still doesn't stop, and she keeps having orgasm after orgasm until she can't stand it any more. She tries to get it out herself, but the Voodoo Penis stays right in there, and she's forgotten all the commands and so on. So she decides the only thing to do is to drive to the emergency department of the local hospital, and gets in the car and drives off. Of course, Voodoo Penis is still working, which is a bit of a problem for the poor girl because it distracts her from her driving. She's wavering about on the road, and a policeman sees her and thinks she's had one or two glasses too many to drink. So he follows her, but before he can make her pull over, one particularly energetic orgasm overcomes her and she crashes right into a street-lamp. She is not hurt, however, and the police officer orders her out of the car and suggests she has been drinking. She denies this, of course, and tries, trembling all the time, to explain to the police officer about this Voodoo Penis. The policeman doesn't believe any of her story, of course. I mean, would you? So he begins to write down her details ready to take her to the police station. Just before he is finished with the paperwork, writing down her unbelievable story, he turns to her and says "In all my years in the force, I've never heard anything like it.". Shaking his head, he continues: "Voodoo Penis - my arse!". THE CRICKET Q. What do Geraint Jones and Michael Jackson have in common? A. They both wear gloves for no apparent reason. Q. What is the height of optimism? A. An English batsman applying sunscreen. Q. What does Ashley Giles put in his hands to make sure the next ball almost always takes a wicket? A. A bat. Q. What would Glen McGrath be if he was an Englishman? A. An all-rounder. Q. What advantage do Kevin Pieterson, Andrew Strauss and Geraint Jones have over the rest of their team-mates? A. At least they can say they're not really English. Q. What is the English version of a hat-trick? A. Three runs in three balls. Q. What do you call an Englishman with 100 runs against his name? A. A bowler. Q. What is the most proficient form of footwork displayed by English batsmen? A. The walk back to the pavilion. Q. Who has the easiest job in the English squad? A. The guy who removes the red ball marks from the bats. Q. Why is Andrew Flintoff the unluckiest English player? A. Because he was born in England. Q. What does "Ashes" stand for? A. Another Sad Horrific English Series. Q. What's the English version of LBW? A. Lost, Beaten, Walloped. Q. Who spends the most time on the crease of anyone in the English team? A. The person who ironed the cricket whites. CARD SWIPER One day, three friends went to this "Gentlemen's Club." One of the friends wanted to impress the other two, so he pulls out a $10 bill. The "dancer" came over to them, and the one friend licked the $10 and put it on her butt. Not to be outdone, the other friend pulls out a $50 bill. He calls the girl back over, licks the $50, and puts it on her other cheek. Now the attention is focused on the third guy. He got out his wallet, thought for a minute... then got out his ATM card, swiped it down her crack, grabbed the 60 bucks, and headed for the door.
  7. I think they will increase the postpaid roaming call rates to what will prevail for GSM. This way all the NJ299,399, Del 399, Del 499, etc plans will fetch them higher revenues. Even incoming calls will be what will prevail for the mobile (GSM) industry. Let us not rejoice, ADA will surely take this route to arrest the loss of revenue due to roaming rentals not being allowed by TRAI. For Prepaid, this will be a boon as the i/c and o/g rates were increased to abnormal highs.
  8. Unlimited Reliance World Plan.. Any Extra Charges?

    When I enquired with CC, I was told that all other charges like ringtone downloads, SMS sending, etc will still be charged and payable. The unlimited rental of Rs 249 is applied only for the 10ps per 10kb network usage. Anyway, I may have been wrongly informed. Please check atleast with three to four CC execs before taking the plunge. As usual, all the CCEs will give you totally different resolutions depending on how drunk they are at the time they reply to you. ha ha ha.
  9. Reliance Robbery

    Anything and all is possible now in this great Reliance. JAI ADA, JAI RELIANCE.
  10. Recording Conversations?

    I had a 6230 till Sept.'06. I used the voice recording option. It works very well. But before taking the plunge, pl. check up thoroughly and then buy. Apprx. cost of a new 6230 is around 7k while a used one would be about 4-5k. The sound quality when you speak on a 6230 is not very good and thats why I returned the same to LG for a full refund after using it for about more than 6 months. The opposite party's voice is clear. But while recording the conversation, there appeared no voice problems. Suggest you to get hold of someone having a 6230 nearby you, and check out the features properly. Maybe for a couple of days, you can switch your number with someone having 6230 by using HCC and then return the handset back to that person, after your recording is done. Thanks
  11. Recording Conversations?

    You can get a LGRD6230 which has a facility to record conversations. You must also have a miniSD card to record unlimited voice conversations. It may be expensive, although.
  12. Bsnl Broadband Tarrif Slashed

    ^^^ what is NIB? Sorry but I did not get it.
  13. Non SMS Stuff

    Rules for Bedroom Golf Each player shall furnish his own equipment, normally one club and two balls. Playing on a course must be approved by the owner of the hole. Unlike outdoor golf, the object is to get the club in the hole and keep the balls out of the hole. For most effective play, the club should have a firm shaftCourse owners are permitted to check shaft stiffness before play begins. Course owners reserve the right to restrict the length of the club to avoid damage to the hole. The object of the game is take as many strokes as necessary until the course owner is satisfied that play is complete. Failure to do so may result in being denied permission to play the course again. It is considered bad form to begin playing the hole immediately upon arrival at the course. The experienced player will take time to admire the course, with special attention to the well-formed bunkers. Players are cautioned not to mention other courses they have played on or are currently playing. Players are encouraged to have proper rain gear along, just in case. Players should assure themselves that their match has been properly scheduled, particularly when a new course is being played for the first time. Previous players have been known to become irate if they discover someone else playing what they consider to be a private course. Players should not assume a course is in shape for play at all times. Some players may be embarrassed if they find the course to be temporarily under repairPlayers are advised to be extremely tactful in this situation. More advanced players will find alternate means of play when this is the case. Players are advised to obtain the course owner's permission before attempting to play the back nine. Slow play is encouraged; however, players should be prepared to proceed at a quicker pace, at least temporarily, at the owner's request. It is considered outstanding performance, time permitting, to play the same hole several times in one match. The course owner will be the sole judge of who is the best player. Players are advised to think twice before considering membership at a given course. Additional assessments may be levied by the course owner and the rules are subject to change without noticeFor this reason, many players prefer to continue to play several different courses. Bullets A woman pregnant with triplets was walking down the street when a masked robber ran out of a bank and shot her three times in the stomach. Luckily the babies were OK. The surgeon decided to leave the bullets in because it was too risky to operate. She gave birth to two healthy daughters and a healthy son. All was fine for 16 years, and then one daughter walked into the room in tears. "What's wrong?" asked the mother. "I was taking a tinkle and this bullet came out," replied the daughter. The mother told her it was okay and explained what happened 16 years ago. About a week later the second daughter walked into the room in tears. "Mom, I was taking a tinkle and this bullet came out." Again the mother told her not to worry and explained what happened 16 years ago. A week later her son walked into the room in tears. "It's okay" said the Mom, "I know what happened. You were taking a tinkle and a bullet came out." "No," said the boy, "I was having a w * nk and shot the cat." I KNOW YOU SMILED !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Alternative to Surgery After having their 11th child, an Irish couple decided that that was enough, as they couldn't afford a larger bed. So the husband went to his doctor and told him that he and his wife didn't want to have any more children. The doctor told him there was a procedure called a vasectomy that would fix the problem but it was expensive. A less costly alternative was to go home, get a large firecracker, light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to his ear and count to 10. The husband said to the doctor, "B'Jayz man, I may not be the smartest guy in the world, but I don't see how putting a firework in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me with my problem." "Trust me, it will do the job", said the doctor. So the man went home, lit a cracker and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count: "1, 2, 3, 4, 5,"at which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs so he could continue counting on his other hand. This procedure also works in New Zealand and Tasmania Simon and Halfuncle A young man walks onto the stage of Stars in their Eyes, on crutches, with a plaster cast from his feet to his hips. Matthew Kelly Introduces him as Simon. 'It's very brave of you to come out here,' says Matthew. 'Please tell the audience what happened?' 'Well' replies Simon 'about a year ago, I was driving with my uncle when we had a really bad accident. Unfortunately my uncle was killed outright but I survived. I was trapped in the car for six hours before I was eventually cut free.' 'The doctors had me in surgery for 12 hours but they couldn't save my legs.' 'That's terrible. But I see you have legs now. Are they artificial? 'asks Matthew. 'No Matthew, while I was in hospital the doctors informed me that my uncle had in fact died, but that his legs were fine and with all the advances in medical science, they could graft the bottom half of his body onto mine. As you can see the operation was successful. I have been having physiotherapy for six months and hope to be walking fully again by the end of the year. A huge round of applause erupts from the audience. Kelly responds with: 'That's an unbelievable story. So tonight, who are you going to be?' / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / 'Tonight, Matthew, I am going to be Simon and Halfuncle'
  14. A Hiatus From Rimweb.in

    All the best in your new job and also we will miss you a lot at RIMweb.in. Wishing you a great future.
  15. Say Hello On Reliance 'simply 2030'

    BSNL and Indicom are better at Re 1 per minute. The only catch with both is that they charge Rs 180 per month and give Rs 50 worth free calls. Reliance is charging a premium of 20% for not giving free calls. And no news as yet on the local call charges. Finally, Reliance has got up from its slumber and introduced this plan. Any ideas on why the 2030 name? Kumbhakarna is late to get up but is still groggy, so the complete details are still not available.
  16. Nokia 6275i

    India is now the 19th richest country in the world and ADA is still giving us handsets fit for some poor African countries. Sorry about Africa, did not mean to insult it. But just to show comparison.
  17. Exactly, ADA wants to make as much money as possible in the shortest time possible. Customers be damned.
  18. Non SMS Stuff

    Ali, I have read this one a few years back. I dont recollect the answer right now. But i will try as follows: - 1. The lady in question is a psycopathic killer. 2. she suspects the sister to be in love with the dream man. I hope the answers are correct. And yes finally, I presume you will brand me also as the lady - a psycopathic killer. Ha Ha Ha
  19. Non SMS Stuff

    I dont know if the following is posted here already. If it has been, my apologies to the poster and to fellow RIMwebians. A man dies and goes to hell. There he finds that there is a different hell for each country. He goes to the German hell and asks, "What do they do here?" He told,"First they put you in an electric chair for An hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then The German devil comes in and beats you for the rest of the day." The man does not like the sound of that at all,so he moves on. He checks out the USA hell as well as the Russian hell and many more. He discovers that they are all more or less the same as the German hell. Then he comes to the Indian hell and finds that there is a long line of people waiting to get in. Amazed, he asks, "What do they do here?" He told, "First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the Indian devil comes in and beats you for the rest of the day." "But that is exactly the same as all the other hells - why are there so many people waiting to get in?" "Because maintenance is so bad that the electric chair does not work,someone has stolen all the nails from the bed, and the devil is a former Govt servant, so he comes in, signs the register and then goes to the canteen!!!!!!
  20. obviously, the sms will be charged as per your tariff plan. if you are on dapo, then sms will be full free and if you have onnet sms pack activated, onnet sms will be free.
  21. The baud rate is in HP-SMS server and not on your phone. Just go to Connection -> Available Ports and see the baud rate for the Selected Phone Thanks
  22. @hpnasik, The baud rate is set at 009600. Thanks for your quick response.
  23. ^^^ @hpnasik, Even I face the same problem, so I have to temporarily stop using HP-SMS Server. Kindly look into this problem also when developing your Ver 2.0. Any way out for this problem in this existing Ver 1.0? I am not using BT, but have a CA-53 data cable with my N6265. Sometimes, nothing happens at all even if I have kept the phone in Call-On position. Then I have to resart server and then the SMS start going. During this time, I think the SMSs are on repeat mode. It goes 10 -20 times to many addressees. Thanks
  24. Yippie ! I got Microsoft MVP 2007 Award

    Congrats, Vishal for getting a load of goodies on the New Year Day.
  25. Bsnl Broadband Tarrif Slashed

    Maybe BSNL will reduce the speeds to 256 kbps during the UL nights.
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