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  1. Creative Advertising ? Better Watch Out !

    Cool...his parents must have had been a great inspiration !..lolz
  2. Hack Your Nokia Phone

    u tried *3001#12345# ?....i think there was an option there for the date
  3. Surging Network Problems

    Check this out:- TRAI_showcause_7mar06.pdf
  4. Non SMS Stuff

    An elderly woman walked into the Bank of Canada one morning with a purse full of money. She wanted to open a savings account and insisted on talking to the president of the Bank because, she said, she had a lot of money. After many lengthy discussions (after all, the client is always right) an employee took the elderly woman to the president's office. The president of the Bank asked her how much she wanted to deposit. She placed her purse on his desk and replied, "$165,000". The president was curious and asked her how she had been able to save so much money. The elderly woman replied that she made bets. The president was surprised and asked, "What kind of bets?" The elderly woman replied, "Well, I bet you $25,000 that your testicles are square." The president started to laugh and told the woman that it was impossible to win a bet like that. The woman never batted an eye. She just looked at the president and said, "Would you like to take my bet?" "Certainly", replied the president. "I bet you $25,000 that my testicles are not square." "Done", the elderly woman answered. "But given the amount of money involved, if you don't mind I would like to come back at 10 o'clock tomorrow morning with my lawyer as a witness." "No problem", said the president of the Bank confidently. That night, the president became very nervous about the bet and spent a long time in front of the mirror examining his testicles, turning them this way and that, checking them over again and again until he was positive that no one could consider his testicles as square and reassuring himself that there was no way he could lose the bet. The next morning at exactly 10 o'clock the elderly woman arrived at the president's office with her lawyer and acknowledged the $25,000 bet made the day before that the president's testicles were square. The president confirmed that the bet was the same as the one made the day before. Then the elderly woman asked him to drop his pants etc. so that she and her lawyer could see clearly. The president was happy to oblige. The elderly woman came closer so she could see better and asked the president if she could touch them. "Of course", said the president. "Given the amount of money involved, you should be 100% sure." The elderly woman did so with a little smile. Suddenly the president noticed that the lawyer was banging his head against the wall. He asked the elderly woman why he was doing that and she replied, "Oh, it's probably because I bet him $100,000 that around 10 o'clock in the morning I would be holding the balls of the President of the Bank of Canada!" Another great one:- She is 21 years older than her son. In 6 years from now she will be 5 times as old as her son. Question: Where's her Husband? (There IS a mathematical solution for this.. try it..) Solution: She (MOM 'M') is 21 years older than Son (Child 'C'). M = C + 21 In 6 years from now the mom will be 5 times as old as the child. M + 6 = ( C + 6 ) x 5 C + 21 + 6 = ( C + 6) x 5 C + 27 = 5C + 30 -3 = 4C C = -3/4 The child is -3/4 year old, that's -9 months. Child will be born in 9 months. So, right now, her Husband is on the top of her!!
  5. All about Nokia 6235

    There is only 1 zoom available...the pointer, i guess cannot be setup in between..And i was not satisfied with the zoom feature, the image resolution as well as the size deteriorates !
  6. Rang De Basanti.........

    Some food for thoughts:- The photo is the "Pulitzer prize" winning photo taken in 1994 during the Sudan famine. The picture depicts a famine stricken child crawling towards an United nations food camp, located a kilometer away. The vulture is waiting for the child to die so that it can eat it. This picture shocked the whole world. No one knows what happened to the child, including the photographer Kevin Carter who left the place as soon as the photograph was taken. Three months later he comitted suicide due to depression.
  7. Rang De Basanti.........

    Dacodez, Good question....whom u were quoting??...Everyone on the forum man....Can ya pls provide ur independent opinion without replying to anyone on the thread...that might help to reflect u !! And yeah...its ofcourse u to decide when to participate...i was just reminding u of ur decision posted out here before :'( and my decision was not to get into the unconvivial argument with ya...so i piss this off here...
  8. Rang De Basanti.........

    Some people always have a notorious habit of quoting others....man its really high time that u state some thing of ur own...ur ideas.. And were of the opinion that u were out of this topic ?? :'(
  9. Rang De Basanti.........

    Dhirenbhai, Its how u take the message home...If u stop criticizing and relate it to urself, u will feel the difference, else, u will be tangled up criticizing Message:- We need to make a difference in our environment and its upto us how v choose to do that... "Dont Follow Your Shadow, Lead It !!"
  10. Rang De Basanti.........

    war? i guess this was civilized ! if u can take a war up for not closing this topic, i would beg to request that this topic shall not be ever closed...all for u man.. Chill, i just read "The Art of War" by Sun Tzu yesterday !
  11. Rang De Basanti.........

    Oye yaar dil pe mat le tusi... and yeah...dont be sorry for what ever u say !!!...else pls dont say that rest is the common opinion !
  12. Try and complain to the zonal executive man....since how long have u been dealing with reliance i too faced a similar problem in surat when i had been there and the zonal executive was there to help... i might get the no. by PM for u if ya want...
  13. Rang De Basanti.........

    Bored now guys....lets rock over again !!...time to close this i guess...
  14. Hack Your Nokia Phone

    crap man......activate the field test mode, restart ur phone and add the no. to the last icon in menu.... then check ur screen !
  15. Rang De Basanti.........

    Close it mods...pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeee
  16. Hack Your Nokia Phone

    Great going dude.... U rocked myphone screen now !!
  17. Rang De Basanti.........

  18. Rang De Basanti.........

    knock...knock... anyone alive on the floor?
  19. All about Nokia 6235

    Mine never got hanged up..totally happy with it! And yeah...data cable works perfect for transferring images and video...
  20. But any takers for increase in RIL prices suddenly today by Rs.16.20 !! Wasnt it stagnant since long !
  21. But whats the net after churn?...i guess the churn's too high for reliance as tata has now started a bit of the reliance's market...
  22. All about Nokia 6235

    *3001#12345#
  23. $18 per month for unlimited calls !!!...thats called compitition.... But can understand that if the arpu is Rs.646 for postpaid, it is expected to decline with the life time incoming spread.. Further, the 14.6 m wireless subs base with RIC would include RIM, FWP/T, PCO and VPT right?
  24. Hack Your Nokia Phone

    any one tried using the field test ?...can help with the test codes?
  25. All about Nokia 6235

    latest s/w is VS100V1000.nep RM-60 c if this can help ya....
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