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Janaab hum toh apni kamar akadwaane ko taiyaar hain. Aur pota-poti khilane ki umar ? woh bhi meri ?.....hmmm.......mai toh abhi khud he bachha hu.....Abhi tak toh meri shaadi bhi nahi hui.....I'm just sweet 17.....means I'm in my teens only.......woh toh pados wali aunty hain jo bechari akeli hain.....toh socha aunty yani old lady ko filam dikha laaun......toh bechaari kush ho jaaengi.....buzurgon ke AASHIWAAD se meri aatma prassann ho jaaegi aur mera BEDAA PAAR ho jaega. Fir pataa nahi kab yeh Mausam RANGEEN hoga.....warna meri zindagi toh BLACK & WHITE bani hui hai........Uff.....yeh kambhakt Jawaani mein he Diabetes ho gaya aur Prostate problem toh pahle se he tha......aur aap toh jaante ho ke mai toh pahle se he sirf ek he KIDNEY per zinda hu......jab tak kaam ker rahi hai tab tak theek hai.....jis din ye kaam karna bandd ker degi toh mai seedha ANGREJON KE ZAMAANE mein pahuch jaunga aur apko mil jaega ek naya Moderator......Aur toh aur yeh DAAKTARR kehta hai.....ke apni zindagi Rangeen Banao....yeh Black & White filmon ke gaane sun-na bandddd karo......Magar hum angrejon ke zamaane ke jo hain toh Black & White per jyada bharosa hai. Daaktarr toh yeh bhi kehta hai ke MADIRA SEWAN se merey Liver per bhi asar padh sakta hai.....Ab aap he bataao bhai log....mai ek nanha munna....masoom bachha.....sirf satrah (17) saal ka.....aur itni sab problems......toh bus yun he kabhi kabhi Buzurgon ki sewa ker leta hu toh unka aashiwaad mil jaata hai......bus yu samajh lo ke inn BUZURGON ke aashirwaad se he aaj tak meri saaanse chal rahi hain.....warna mein toh kab ka....Angrejon Ke Jamaane mein Sidhaaar gaya hota......

^^^ Wah Rajan Bhai, yeh Mausam ne toh apki zindagi ka mausam Rangeen bana dala. .) Mai bhi kal he Old Lady ko le ke jaata hu apna Mausam rangeen karne ko.

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@catch148 My dear friend, its good to know that you taught them the lesson. They can't take customers for granted.

Hmmm......Ashok Bhai....you can hear DING sound when you connect the cable.....but can you hear the DONG sound when you pull out the cable ? Woh kya hai na bhai proper DING DONGhone ka jaroori hai. Lolz.... J/k. It surely seems to be an issue with micro Usb pins on your handset. Toh bhai Manish Market jaker kya faydaa ? Khud he operation ker dalo. I know you can do it yourself.....as I read about some of your mobile operations in your age old threads.

^^^ You should file a complain for your lost mobile in the nearest police station....and tell them the numbers which had been activated on your mobile after it was lost. They can easily track the person who is now your mobile. There are chances that you can get your mobile back but no guarantee for the data & contacts as the person could had deleted the same by now.

2G case: Raja criticizes CBI for not filing documents NEW DELHI: Former Telecom Minister A Raja on Tuesday accused CBI in a Delhi court of wilfully not filing on record the documents of telecom regulator TRAI in 2G spectrum allocation scam case. "I know I am here in the country's one of the biggest scam case. I am not joking but with due respect to CBI, even a sub-inspector of Tilak Marg police station here will not write or file such a charge sheet unless or until he has something wrong in his mind," Raja told Special CBI Judge O P Saini. The DMK leader said he did not violate norms regarding the roaming facility and this was existing even before he took over the charge as Telecom Minister. "I did not violate norms regarding roaming facilty. CBI should prove that before I took charge as Telecom Minister, roaming facility was unknown to this country. But if I prove that roaming was already existing here and it was approved by Telecom Regulatory Authority of India (TRAI), then there is nothing against me," Raja, who argued himself, said. He said his actions on roaming facilities were as per TRAI guidelines. CBI, which referred to a letter of April 24, 2008, of the TRAI chairman in its charge sheet, did not file it on the court's record till date, he said. "CBI is interpreting from the letter of the TRAI Chairman that I breached the norms by violating TRAI Act but is not filing it in the court. I want to accuse CBI that it is willfully not submitting full documents which will show the real interpretation of the documents," he said. The court was hearing arguments on a Law Ministry report which said a firm should have more than 10 per cent stake in another for being its 'associate'. Courtesy : The Economic Times

I just received sms from Axis Bank for one of my online transaction. That means essential banking messages will be available to its customers.

Great thread Kalpak Ji. +1 This thread reminded me about one of the age old thread posted way back in 2005....I think the topic title was something like..."Ideas on how to make money"... A lot of chit chat happened in that thread from Selling recharge coupons to share market business to selling s*x toys ....lolz.....

10p / 10kb = huh Jailor Ka Jasoos.... LOLz

Former India captain Mansoor Ali Khan Pataudi passes away One of India's most visionary captains and its youngest-ever skipper Mansur Ali Khan Pataudi lost his battle with a lung infection and passed away at a Delhi hospital today evening. Pataudi, who captained India in 40 of his 46 Tests is survived by his wife, yesteryear acting superstar Sharmila Tagore, son Saif Ali Khan and daughters Saba and Soha Ali Khan. "His condition has deteriorated since Wednesday and he is unable to maintain his oxygen level in spite of maximum treatment. He continues to remain in the ICU (intensive care unit)," news agency IANS quoted Neeraj Jain, senior consultant and chairman of pulmonolgy (chest medicine) at Sir Gangaram Hospital in central Delhi, as saying earlier today. The 70-year-old Pataudi was admitted to the hospital in August with acute lung infection. The condition does not allow normal passage of oxygen to both the lungs. The patient breathes out more carbon dioxide during infection. "This disease....had been static since the last three months. It worsened very acutely over the last four weeks," Jain told IANS adding a possible lung transplant was discussed. "The possibility of lung transplant was discussed very early as soon as his condition worsened. But he was not a suitable candidate for it," he added. India may have won only nine of the 46 Tests under Pataudi, but it was under his astute leadership that India won their first overseas Test against New Zealand at Dunedin in 1968 enroute to winning their first away series 3-1. Pataudi played three spinners in the team for most of his captaincy stint, as he believed that India should play to its strengths. Pataudi, who became India captain at the age of 21, only a few months after an accident permanently damaged the vision in his right eye, scored 2793 runs including six centuries and a highest score of 203* in 46 Tests at an average of 34.91. Mansur was nicknamed "Tiger" by teammates for his aggressive approach and agility in fielding. He was born to Iftikhar Ali Khan Pataudi, eighth Nawab of Pataudi and his wife Sajida Sultan, in Bhopal on January 5, 1941; and was educated at Welham Boys' School in Dehradun, Lockers Park Prep School in Hertfordshire, Winchester College, and Balliol College, Oxford. Pataudi was awarded the Arjuna Award in 1964 and was a recipient of the Padma Shri in 1967. Iftikhar and Mansur are the only father-and-son duo to captain India. Pataudi served as a ICC match referee between 1993 and 1996; and he was also a consultant to the BCCI from 2007 and part of the first IPL governing council but refused to continue in that role following Lalit Modi's sacking as its chairman in October 2010. Courtesy : Yahoo Cricket

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^^^ Rajan Babu.....kya baat hai....teen din se koi nayee game nahi khilwayee aapne ? Kuch badhiya game leke aao yaar. Jab tak Rajan Bhai nayee game invent karte hain, tab tak apne YOUNG YOUNG....SALLU BHAIYA.....urf.....SALMAN KHAN.....urf......BODYGUARD.....ko dekhiye......in the age old LIMCA ADVT.

Last week I and my wife got tested for blood sugar levels (fasting and non-fasting). Luckily we both don't have diabetes. I already started excersise on Genius Babu's tips, so will ensure that it will not happen to us in the future also.

My dear friends, for those who want to purchase Shahab's products, can buy from his ebay store. You can find the link for his ebay store in his profile.

Nice tips Daaktar Babu. +1 But u missed one thing....... Itni saari tips ke saath ek bhi Photuva nahi daali ? Aapki posts photuva k bina padhne mein mazaa nahi aata daaktar babu. Waise ab itni tips mil he gai hain toh ab dekho mai kya dhamaal karta hu. Dikha dunga sabko apna wajan 100 gram aur reduce karke. Lolz.

^^^ Good Idea Amit Bhai.

^^^ Bhai ek se kaam nahi chalega kya ? We suggest, that this giveaway should be equally distributed to 12 different members of the forum. It is only a suggestion, last decision is upto "Shahab Ahmed".

Uninor Introduces Sabse Sasta ‘Yuva Pack’ Source Uninor launched a special ‘Yuva Pack’ created exclusively for the students and youth of Mumbai. With a focus on what youth the Yuva Pack’s tariff plan seeks to give greater value for money and more benefits for just Rs. 80. each month. The ‘Yuva Pack’ bundles the basic communication package of talk-time, SMS and Internet that caters to today’s youth. Besides a call rate of 2 paisa/ minute from Uninor-to-Uninor, one of the cheapest on net calling rates, this youth plan gives youth the unprecedented benefit of 6000 local & national SMS to any operator along with 1GB of free GPRS usage.

^^^ Lol. Genius Chacha, aap Vimal Washing Powder use karke thak gaye hoge.....Ab apko mai aur jyaada kapde ragadte huve nahi dekh sakta.....Lo, aaj he Rajan Babu ko bola hai aur woh apne stock mein se 3 Nirma detergent tikiya meri taraf se aapke yahaan courier ker rahe hain..... Umeed hai ab se apko kapde kamm ragadne padenge kyunki : Nirma Detergent Tikiya, Iski Jhaaaaag Ne Jaadu Ker Diya, Paani Mein Reh Ke Bhi Yeh Kamm Galey, Dheron Kapde Dhoye Aur Jyaada Chaley, Nirma, Nirma Detergent Tikiya, Iski Jhaaaaag Ne Jaadu Ker Diya.

Genius Chacha Ji....lo apke garamaa garam Vadaa Paav ke saath thoda ketchup ho jaye : This was the advt. of those golden days, when we used to watch movies on National Doordarshan Channel on Sunday evenings..... Jaise he interval hota tha toh yeh advt. aata tha. Some advts are so popular those days that till today I didn't forget them. Thoda Ketchup Try Karo, Ketchup Hota Kaddu Bhara, Ismein Kaddu Nahi Jadaa, Lagta Ghar Ka Banaa Hua, Woolfarm, Laal Raseeley Tamaataron Se Hota Yeh Taiyaar, Woolfarm, Naa He Koi Milaawat Ismein, Na Banaawati Rang, Ek Baar Jo Chakh Le Isko, Woh Khaaye Baar Baar, Woolfarm..... ....... ....... Wah, Lagta Ghar Ka Banaa Hua !

Sharp launches new 3D Android smartphone, the Aquos SH8298U After LG’s latest 3D smartphone, the Optimus 3D, Sharp has announced the launch of a new 3D phone, the Aquos SH8298U, according to GSMArena. The phone will run on Google’s Android 2.3.4 operating system. It sports a 4.2-inch qHD screen with glasses-free stereoscopic 3D display. As part of the specs, the phone runs on a single-core 1.4GHz CPU with an Adreno 205 GPU and 512 MB of RAM along with 2GB of internal memory. It features two 8 megapixel cameras with a single LED flash on the back for 3D recording; however video resolution hasn’t been disclosed yet. It comes with a 1240mAh battery and with that screen size plus 3D, the battery will have to perform extremely well for the device to churn out even average usage times. The battery life may just decide the phone’s fate in the market and with 3D phones there’s another feature that might just be worth mentioning. The presence of a 3D depth slider might just be a necessity for most users, as currently glasses-free 3D viewing might take some time to get used to. The phone has only been launched in Japan as of now, but Sharp is expected to launch the device in other parts of the world in the coming months. Courtesy : Tech2 Thanks for Karan Shah

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Govt to come out with New Telecom Policy 2011: Sibal 1st January l The Ecomonic Times l New Delhi In an effort to infuse greater transparency into the sector, Telecom Minister Kapil Sibal today announced formulation of a new and comprehensive National Telecom Policy 2011 that he says will be "clear and transparent." "Eleven years have passed since NTP'99 and many changes have taken place thereafter. Action will be initiated to formulate a comprehensive NTP 2011," the Minister told reporters while releasing the 100-day agenda for telecom sector. He, however, did not elaborate if changes would be made to the existing NTP'99 policy in respect of allocation of spectrum on the basis of first-come first-served. Sources, however, said that revenue share would continue to be the regime for payment of licence fee by operators. The Department of Telecom (DoT) will hold consultations with key stakeholders to evolve a "clear and transparent" regime covering licencing, spectrum allocation, tariffs/pricing, linkage with roll-out performance, spectrum sharing, trading and mergers and acquisition. The announcement comes on the heels of the controversy surrounding the allocation of 2G spectrum in 2008 at 2001 prices. He said that three elements -- reasonable revenue for government, affordable services to users and robust growth of the sector -- would be kept in mind while framing the new policy. "We need to balance all these three elements," Sibal said, adding that the government should not get revenue at the cost of industry while industry should not make super normal profits at the cost of consumers by keeping tariffs high. He also emphasised that spectrum needs to be made available to meet the demand and the DoT would initiate a dialogue with the Department of Space, Ministries of I&B and Defence to get the spectrum vacated for civil use. On extending Mobile Number Portability, a service that allows subscribers to retain their number while changing the service provider, from Haryana to the rest of the country, the Minister said that country-wide launch of MNP was on DoT's priority list. The government had launched the service from Haryana in November and had announced to cover the remaining parts of the country by January 20. On the launch of 3G services, which have been delayed due to security concerns, he said: "Steps would be taken to enable operators to launch services in their entire plenitude without delay. "Security issues regarding telecom equipment procurement, messenger services and subscriber verification will be resolved. Steps will be taken to establish the Central Monitoring System which will facilitate and prevent misuse of lawful interception facility," Sibal added.

Na na....Rajan bhai....likhen nahi....mil he lein toh achha hoga.....Dove ka pack haathon hath mil jaega.....