Enjoy these:
1. Ur eyes patakha,
ur lips rocket,
ur ears chakhri,
ur baatein fuljhari,
ur style anar,
ur personality Bomb.....
TO BHAAG JAA I'M COMING WITH A CANDLE
2.Sardar to lady: I w'nt 2 marry u!
Lady: But i' m 1 year elder than u
Sardar: Ok i will marry u next year!!!!!!