kawalghai_chd 0 Report post Posted July 31, 2005 (edited) Tussi brilliant, beautiful, genius, smart, nice, gud looking, intelligent, respectful, kind, ideal sohne sunakhe Punjabi gabru da sms par rahe ho. Yamraj ne ek ladke ki jaan le li. Chitragupt- Iss ko waqt se pehle kyon mara? Yumraj: Kya karun, March end mein target jo pura karna tha A Guy picks up a girl for the date. Why are u wearing ur belt around ur knee.? Girl: I promised my mom that I wouldn't let you touch me below my belt. God picked up a flower n dipped it in dew, lovingly touched it, which turned into you. And then he gifted it to me n said this friend is 4 u! Treat life as the sea, heart as the seashore & friends like the waves. It never matters how many waves r there? What matters is which one touches the seashore Your friendship is a Blank Cheque for me. It’s an asset not a liability, always a credit not a debit; always a profit not a loss & I hope it'll never bounce Zindagi ko ek rangin kalpana samjho, Subah ko sach raat ko sapna samjho, Bhulana chahte ho sabhi gamo ko to, Zindagi me mujhe apna samjho. Na khwabon me dekha, na nazaron me dekha, Hazaron me ek humne tum hi ko dekha, Gum dene wale to har pal hai yahan, Har pal khushi dene walon me ek aap hi ko dekha Toot jaate hain sabhi rishte magar, Dil se dil ka raabta apni jagah, Dil ko hai tujh se na milne ka yakeen, Tujh se milne ki dua apni jagah. Yeh such hai doston kisi se pyaar na karna, Kabhi kisi ka aitbaar na karna, Tham ke khanjar apne hi hathon mein, Bedardi se apne dil par vaar na karna Missed call to ek bahana hai, Irada to aapka ek lamha churana he, Aap chahe humse baat karo ya na karo, Aap ki yadon mein humara ana jana hai. • Jisne humko chaha, use hum chah na sake, Jisko chaha usae hum pa na sake, Yeh samajh lo dil tutne ka khel hai, Kisi ka toda aur apna bacha na sake. • Raate gumnam hoti hai, Din kisike naam hota hai, Hum jindgi kuch is tarah jite hai, Ki har lamha sirf dosto ke hi naam hota hai. • Kya kahun tujhe? Khwab kahun to toot jayega, dil kahun to bikhar jayega, Aa tera naam zindagi rakh dun, maut se pehle to tera saath chuut na payega! • Itna khubsurat kaise muskura lete ho, Itna qatil kaise sharma lete ho, Kitni aasani se jaan le lete ho, Kisi ne sikhaya hai...ya bachpan se hi kamine ho? Teri yaad rud jandi akhan cho pani banke, Ki khatya es rooh ne diwani ban ke, Bhaven ho gaya hun sadi akhan toh dur, Par dil vich wasya hai pyar di nishani ban ke. • Mere dil te asar tera hi rehnda hai, Merian galan vich zikar tera hi rehnda hai, Pata nahi kee rishta hai tera te mera, Ke es dil nu bas tera hi fikar rehnda hai. • Bari warsi khatan gaya si, khat ke leyanda Taanga; Bari warsi khatan gaya si, khat ke leyanda Taanga; Oye agge ki? Agge Ghora U may be out of my sight, but not out of my heart. U may be out of my reach, but not out of my mind. I may mean nothing to u but u'll always be special to me • I'm a cop and you are under arrest on account of being you. It is illegal to be as lovable as you r. Now you get a life sentence in my heart. • Hey, I just got your blood test report. U have been tested HIV positive. Report reads person has high percentage of Honey In Veins. No Wonder! • Only the open heart receives love, only the open mind receives wisdom, only the open hand receives gifts and only the cute persons receive SMS from me! Hello!! What's wrong with your mobile? Tried so many times but Every time I call it says: The subscriber your are trying to reach is in your heart! • If u see some one without a smile, give him one of urns, coz u r among a few good people who can shine others lives by just walking with him a few miles • Don't send any messages, I don't want to see you, hear your voice, think of you, coz my doctor advised me 2 keep away from Sweets. • I’ll give u one kiss to go to sleep. I’ll give u two kisses to dream. I’ll give u an endless row of kisses to, when u wake up in the morning, think of me. Boy: Jaaneman, is dil mein aaja! Gal: Sandal utaaroon kya? Boy: Are pagli, yeh koi mandir thodi hai, aise hi aaja! • In da mornin I don’t eat coz I think of u, at noon I don’t eat coz I think of u, in da evenin I don’t eat coz I think of u, at night I don’t sleep coz Im hungry Kissing you baby is my dream. I'm the strawberry & u r the cream. Handle me gently keep me real keen. U & I together babes is passion so extreme! • One who smokes has a smoky heart; one who drinks has an alcoholic heart. So dear U must STOP eating sweets as u r already a SWEETEHART! • I know you think I'm cute, I know you think I'm fine, but like the other guys, take a number and wait in line! I wanted to put something incredibly beautiful, sweet, nice, sensitive, erotic and funny on you screen, but unfortunately I do not fit on it. • If all the girls lived on the other side of the sea, what a good swimmer I would be? • Excuse me, do u have a Band-Aid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you. • If I could be any part of you, I’d be your tear. To be conceived in your heart, born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips. Ek tanha raat me apki yaad aayi, tanhai mitane ko humne ek cigrate sulgai, na jaane kaise qayamat ho gayi ke dhooeein ne bhi apki tasvir banayi. • I luv ur eyes I luv ur smile. I cherish ur ways, I adore ur style. What can I say? U r one of a kind & 24/7 u r on my mind! • do u believe in love at first site or do i have to walk by again? I luv ur eyes I luv ur smile. I cherish ur ways, I adore ur style. What can I say? U r one of a kind & 24/7 u r on my mind! • If love & friendship could be brought or sold as if they were Stocks & Shares those wise enough to invest in you SEXY would all be millionaires!!! • Faith makes all things possible, love makes all things easy, hopes makes all things work, but ur gorgeous smile brings all faith, luv & hope in me! A peach is a peach, a plum is a plum, a kiss isn't a kiss without the tongue, so open ur mouth & close ur eyes & give ur tongue some exercise. • U can b a doctor & save lives, a lawyer & defend lives, a soldier & protect lives or simply b urself, a sweet person who touches hearts! • Those who can't have u hate u, those who have u can't handle u, those who abuse u lose u, & then there are those like me who just can't refuse u! I used to think that dreams do not come true, but this quickly changed the moment I laid my eyes on you. • There are Tulips in my garden, there are Tulips in the park but nothing is more beautiful then our two lips meeting in the dark! Ek aadmi apni biwi ka antim sanskar karke ghar ja raha tha. Achanak bijli chamki, badal garje, jor se barish start ho gayi. Dukhi aadmi: Lagta hai pahunch gayi. • On Jeeto’s bday Santa had no money, so he sent a cheque of 100 kisses. When he returns home Jeeto said: Thanks I got cheque cashed from bank manager. • Jitne channel TV ke, utne nakhre Biwi ke. TV chalta remote se, Biwi chalti hai note se. Fact of life: One woman brings you into this world crying & the other ensures you continue to do so for the rest of your life! • Husband wife ki godh mein leta hua thaa. Wife: Kaisa lag raha hai ji. Husband: Aise jaise bhagwaan Vishnu Shesh naag ki godh mein lete hon. • Q: Why doesn't law permit a man to marry a second woman? A: Because as per law you cannot be punished twice for the same offence! Life is a paradox-what u want u don't get(luv), what u get, u don't njoy(marriage), what u njoy is not permanent(galfriend), what is permanent is boring(wife) • What men want: A woman who can cook, a woman who earns good money, a woman who loves him & system to make sure that those 3 women never meet each other! • Lady 2 her maid: Oh Kanta, I hv reason to suspect that my husband is having an affair with his secretary." Kant : I don't believe it! U r just saying that 2 make me jealous!" Doctor 2 husband: Tuhadi biwi te tuhada blood group same hai. Husband: Hovega kyon ni, 25-saal to mera khoon jo pee rahi hai! • Husband: Shall we try a different position tonight? Wife: That's a good idea... you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart. • Husband: "When I'm gone you'll never The bride, upon her engagement, went to her mother & said, "I've found a man just like father!" Mother replied, "So what do u want from me, sympathy?" • After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." She replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love & didn't notice." • Q: What is difference between watch & wife:? A: Ek kharaab hoti hai to band ho jaati hai aur doosri kharab hoti hai to chaloo ho jaati hai. Santa: Darling, years ago u had a figure like Coke bottle. Jeeto: Yes darling I still do, only differnece is earlier it was 300ml now it's 1.5 ltr. • Doctor: U n ur wife have same blood group. Husband: Yeh to hona hi tha 20 saal se me ra khoon jo pi rahi hai. • Father: Tumhe kaisi biwi chahiye? Son: Mujhe chand jai si biwi chahiye, jo raat ko aaye aur subha chali jaye! Santa: Why Americans stop printing stamps with photo of Pamela Anderson? Banta: Coz people started licking the wrong side of it for pasting them on the envelopes. • Banta ek sadhu se bola" Baba, meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upay batao. Sadhu: Beta, upaay hota to main sadhu kyun banta? • Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai. Santa: Hai. Frog: Nahin hai. Santa: Hai. Frog: Nahin hai & jumps into the well. Santa: Isme suicide karne waali kya baat thi.? Dress code 4 a party - BLACK TIES ONLY. Banta goes for the party & is surprised to see that the other guests are wearing SUITS also! • Santa was caught for speeding and went before the judge. The judge: What'll you take 30 days or Rs 3000. Santa: I think I'll take the money. • Santa: I kiss my wife everyday before leaving for office, what about u? Banta: Me too, after u leave. A lady asked Santa: LIPTON di chah hai? Santa replied: Mainu ta nahi hai ji, tainu hai ta lipat ja... • Q: Why Santa is standing below the Tube light with an open mouth. A: Because Doctor has advised him: 'Aaj Light Khana hai!' • Q: How do you recognize Santa's son, Pappu, in School? A: He is the one who erases the books when the teacher erases the board Santa & Banta got tired of mobile & decide 2 use pigeons. 1day a pigeon reaches Banta without message. Angry Banta calls Santa! Santa: Oye, this was a missed call. • Santa saw a beautiful gal... he went and smooched her. Gal - What are you doing? Santa: Law, 4th semester from Punjab University. • Santa suffering from constipation, sitting on toilet seat: Ooonh, oooonh, oohh.... nee aaja marjaniye main tenu khan ta ni laga. Banta: J tu dasde ki is bag vich ki hai tan sare ande tere, j tu dasde kine ne tan 8 de 8 tere, te j tu dasde ki kidhe ne tan oh murgi v teri. Santa: Koi hint? • Banta: Name the 3 fastest means of communication. Santa: Telephone, Television, Tell-a-woman • Banta was driving down the highway past a sign that said, "Clean Toilets 8 Kms." By the time he drove eight kms he had cleaned 14 toilets. Banta: What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer? Santa: The taste. • Jeeto: Why do Farts stink? Santa: So that Deaf people can enjoy them too! • Santa: I’m a proud father. My son is in medical college. Banta: What’s he studying?" Santa: He's not studying, they are studying him! A Man asked Santa, "Akal badhi ya bhains? " A: Santa bola, "Pehle date of birth to batao." • Q: Why was Santa writing the exam near the door? A: Because it was an entrance exam. • Santa: My mother-in-law was bitten by a mad dog! Banta: Oh! That’s terrible. Santa: Yes, it was sad to watch the dog die in convulsions." • Jeeto: U tell a man something, it goes in one ear & comes out of the other. Santa: U tell a woman something, it goes in both ears & comes out of the mouth. • Santa and Jeeto were on an African Safari when a lion sprang out of nowhere & draged Jeeto with his jaws. Jeeto: Shoot him, Shoot him! Santa: I can't. I ran out of film. What's Ford? Santa: Gaadi. What's Oxford? Santa: So simple, Bail Gaadi. • Banta sent sms to Santa: Bhejnewala mahan, padhnewala gadha. Santa got angry and replied: Bhejnewala gadha, padhnewala mahan. • Q: Why did Santa throw the butter out of the window? A: He wanted to see butterfly! Nurse: Congrats Santa ji, aap papa ban gaye. Santa: Meri wife ko nahi bolna mein use surprise dunga! • Jeeto: I didn't know you smoked. When did you start? Preeto: That night my husband came home early and found a cigarette butt in the ashtray. Santa standing on platform suddenly jumps on the railway track. Banta: Santa u'll die. Santa: U'll die bcoz haven’t u heard train is coming on platform? Luv meanz to see someone with closed eyez, to miss some1 in crowd, 2 find some1 in every thought, to live 4 some1, luv some1, but sure tht sum1 is ONLY one! Geeta mein likha hai? <PLS DON'T MAKE SEPARATE POSTS LIKE THIS. U COULD POST ALL THIS IN ONE POST.> <ALL 38 POSTS MERGED!> PHEW........ Edited July 31, 2005 by Vishal Gupta Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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Sadikk 301 Report post Posted October 29, 2005 1. Sex is like a restaurant. Sometimes you get full service and sometimes you have to be satisfied with SELF SERVICE! ---------------------------------- 2. Love is not measured by hugging, kissing & sex. luv is respect & trust, accepting a person with open legs.. closed eyes.. wet lips.. saying "push it more!" --------------------------------------------------------- 3. The brains of madras, beauty of Bengal, wealth of Gujarat & strength of Punjab. Translation: madras di buddi,Bengal di fuddi, Gujarat da dhan te Punjab da lun. --------------------------------------------------------- 4. Bewafa tum ho to wafadaar hum bhi nahi, besharam tum ho to sharamdaar hum bhi nahi, pyaar ke is mode par aake kehte ho shadishuda ho to kunware hum bhi nahin! --------------------------------------------------------- 5. Subah-2 jab khirki kholay, fruitwala zore se bole: 8 rupay ke 12 kelay, kum paray to mera lelay. --------------------------------------------------------- 6. Iss jahaan main Aaye ho to, kuch aaisa kar jaao kadardaan, jiss gali se guzro, aawaaz aaye -- "ABBAJAAN!! ABBAJAAN!!". --------------------------------------------------------- 7. A good friend is like a good bra. Hard to find, very comfortable, supportive, holds u up when r down & always close to the heart, good day, dear bra... --------------------------------------------------------- 8. Why r women considered stronger than men? Ans: B'coz they carry 2 mountains on their chest whereas men carry just 2 stones with the help of crane! --------------------------------------------------- 9. Bhapaji bargained a woman in his shop, "Chunni wichon te kujh nahi labda, kameez wichon do labh jaande ne, te salwaar wich te pallayon paana penda hai" --------------------------------------------------------- 10. A man reads a book in a bed next to his wife & his finger went to tease his wife's pussy. Wife asks "you want sex?" "No, just to wet my finger to turn the page!" ---------------------------------------------- 11. Lady to doctor "a vibrator stuck in my pussy" Doctor "lay down, I will take it out" Lady "No!, pls. change its battery". ------------------------------------------------- 12. Rail ki patri par mat hagaa karo, train aayegi gaand kat jaayegi.abhi haath se gaand dhotay ho, baad mein gaand se haath dho baithogay!!!!!!!!!! --------------------------------------------------------- 13. A girl selling SANDWICH on the beach in goa, asked a sardar, "sardar ji, sandwich loge?" Sardar ji replied, "o, kamliye sand wich kyon?, room wich kyon nahi?" --------------------------------------------------------- 14. Lady: "doctor, I feel very weak." Dr: "how many times do u have sex?" Lady: "5 times, mon-fri." Dr: "cut down wed." Lady: "but that's the only day I m with my husband!" --------------------------------------------------------- 15. A couple recently married was happy with the whole thing. He was happy with the hole & She was happy with the thing! --------------------------------------------------------- 16. A Sardar was urinating beside a car. A foreigner said to him "AAPKE YAHAN POLICE NAHIN PAKADHTI?" He replied, "NAHIN HAMAARE YAHAN KHUD PAKADNA PADTA HAI!" --------------------------------------------------------- 17. LIFE is like a PENIS. sometimes up, stms down. stms hard, stms soft. stms big, stms small. stms in, stms out. so, enjoy PENIS.. oops, I mean LIFE. --------------------------------------------------------- 18. What is the difference between the Indian cricketer & condom? Cricketer drops the catch and condom catches the drop!!!!! --------------------------------------------------------- 19. If u have 2 balls between ur legs, then u r a man, but if u have 4 balls between ur legs, don't think u r a superman, there's someone ****ing u. --------------------------------------------------------- 20. Uth bandaya sutaya, farr chaah di baati sari raat suta, teri bund na paati. --------------------------------------------------------- 21. Talwaar aur Salwaar mein kya samaanta hai? Dono hi ke khulne par Aadmi ghayal ho jata hai!! --------------------------------------------------------- 22. Girl: "Ma, fauji aa raha hai." Mummy: "Andar ho ja, inha di nazar kharaab hundi hai." Girl: "Ma, fauji Sardaar hai." Mummy: "Phir te Majh noo wee andar kar lay." --------------------------------------------------------- 23. A SAD STORY: A boy was so jealous of his newborn brother, that he put poison on his mother's nipple when she was asleep. The next day, their DRIVER died. --------------------------------------------------------- 24. Teen gandoo ek doosre ki ghand maar rahey the, acchaanak police ka chaapa pad gaya, ek ko police pakad kar le gayee, doosra bhaag gaya aur teesra message pad reha hai. --------------------------------------------------------- 25. Yeh waqt nahin hai rone ka, Yeh waqt hai baccha hone ka. Uss waqt kyon nahin royee thi, Jab chipak ke soyee thi. Ab jo kiya hai woh bharo, Tab to kehti thi aur karo, aur karo........ --------------------------------------------------------- 26. Never **** a Tel-Operator, after 3 mins. she'll say ur time is over. Never **** a Nurse, she'll say next pls. But **** a Teacher, she'll say it's good, now repeat it 5 times. --------------------------------------------------------- 27. A bra falls on a doodhwala entering a building. He looks up n shouts, "Oh, bhenji! aapke doodh ka dhakkan gir gaya!" --------------------------------------------------------- 28. 3 men rape a NIHANGNI, she threaten them MAIN RAULA PAWANGEE. The men says, "TU KI KARENGEE, RAULA TE ASSI PAWANGE-- GALE WICH KIRPAAN PAYEE HAI TE THALYON KALEEN SHAVE!!!!!!!! --------------------------------------------------------- 29. Q: How will u know whether GIRL is wearing PANTY or not? A: Look for DANDRUFF on her toes. --------------------------------------------------------- 30. Panjh Ishnaan - Maha Giana. Nit Nahaunaa - Dalidree. --------------------------------------------------------- 31. 2 men went to prostitute, 1st one went inside, after he came out, he says My wife is BETTER. 2nd one went inside & after he came out he says, Yes, your WIFE is certainly BETTER!! --------------------------------------------------------- 32. Oh, paidal challan waaliye, tera pat lishkare maarda. Sade naalon kutta changa, jo kutiya di roz maarda. --------------------------------------------------------- 33. A dying man in a desert made 2 WISHES: In next life, he wants to have free water to drink & to see women *** everyday. He died & his next life........... He was a TOILET POT. --------------------------------------------------------- 34. A Husband said to his wife: "If u r in mood of sex, just shake my **** twice. I'll understand. Wife asked, "If I am not then?" Husband replied, "Then shake it 61-62 times!!!!!!!!" --------------------------------------------------------- 35. Airtel boy asks to Spice girl: "what is your specialties? Spice girl: "Night incoming is free!" --------------------------------------------------------- 36. A boy pulls down his pant & asks a girl "do u have this?" Girl lifts her skirt, slips the panty & says, "My mom says if u have this u can get plenty of those.........!" --------------------------------------------------------- 37. Three good manners of MALE penis: 1. COURTEOUS: It stands before performing. 2. EMOTIONAL: It cries during the performance. 3. POLITE: It bow down after the performance. --------------------------------------------------------- 38. A person was carrying 3 BABIES in the train. The lady next to him asked, "Are they are BABIES." The Person said, "NO, I own a condom factory & these are customers complaints!!" --------------------------------------------------------- 39. Aurat ko choot ki gehraayee pe naaz hai, To hamein bhi apni lund ki lambaayee pe fakar hai, Agar uski choot SHABNAM KA SHABAB hai, To hamara lund bhi LUCKNOW KA NAWAB hai... --------------------------------------------------------- 40. What is the common between an Army General's car and his wife? Ans: Both are highly maintained and very less used........! --------------------------------------------------------- 41. A lady goes to a Doctor & asks can u make a small hole on the side of my hole? Doctor asks why? She replies because I want to start a side business........! --------------------------------------------------------- 42. NEWSFLASH: 10 out of 10 Doctors worldwide had concluded that the best source of CALCIUM is the woman's VAGINA b'coz it harden the PENIS even without bones! --------------------------------------------------------- 43. A bachelor SARDAR gives an AD in a matrimonial. "Wanted Girl - Age no bar, looks no bar, Money no bar, But SEX, Baar-baar, Hazaar bar........... Lagataar...........! --------------------------------------------------------- 44. A person doing self swot analysis: Strength is my wife. Weakness is my neighbour's wife. Opportunity is when neighbour is on tour. Threat is when I am on tour. --------------------------------------------------------- 45. Banta Singh apni biwi se kehta hai: "Maine ladka manga tha ladki kaise ho gayee." Biwi: "Tumhare bharose rehti to ye bhi nahi hoti." --------------------------------------------------------- 46. Kehte hai aurat ke haath mein barkat hoti hai, bilkul sahi hai! 3 inch ka haath main do to 8 inch ka karke deti hai!!!!! --------------------------------------------------------- 47. Man was lying nude on the beach. A sexy babe starts playing TABLA on his butts. Man: "what r u doing?" Girl "Playing TABLA" Man turns other side & said, "can u play the flute?" --------------------------------------------------------- 48. Man goes to the RED LIGHT area. Madame inquire: "r u married?" He replied: "What difference does it make?" She said: "We are here to serve the needy & not the greedy!" --------------------------------------------------------- 49. How do u recognize a SARDAR in school? They are the ones who erase their notebooks when the teacher erases the blackboard!! --------------------------------------------------------- 50. Ho gayee hai night, band kar de light. Lund kar de tight, fuddi se kar ab fight. Nikaal de white-white, tatte ho jayenge light, U will feel alright.................... SWEAT DREAMS & GOOD NIGHT! --------------------------------------------------------- 51. Top 5 TV programmes: 1. Kaun marega kisi ki fuddi. 2. Kyun ki saas bhi kabhi chudi thi. 3. Chuttar faadh ke. 4. Kahani lun-lun ki.... 5. Ek mahal ho mommo ka.. --------------------------------------------------------- 52. Come here, take of ur pants & knickers, get on the top of me. Enjoy until u get satisfied. Lovingly urs-----, "I------TOILET". --------------------------------------------------------- 53. What is the similarity between Sonia Gandhi & Indira Gandhi? Ans: Both's BREAST are ****ed by Rajiv Gandhi. ----------------------------------------------------- 54. A Rocket & a Plane meet after ages. Plane says: "Yaar rocket tu itni tez raftaar se aise udh jate ho?" Rocket replies "Yeh toh wohi jaane jis ke gand main AAG lagi ho...." --------------------------------------------------------- 55. Why did Miss Rosemary change her name after marrying Mr. Lele? B'coz she did not want her to be called as "ROZ MERI LELE....." --------------------------------------------------------- 56. First 4 days of girls: 1. Love me, Don't touch me. 2. Touch me, Don't kiss me. 3. Kiss me, Don't **** me. 4. **** me, Don't forget me. --------------------------------------------------------- 57. What is the similarity between LULLA & CHULLA? Both r used by Indian Women on daily basis! --------------------------------------------------------- 58. Touch it gently.. Put ur finger inside.. If hole is big put three fingers.... Rub it up & down gently ....................... that's the right way of washing the glass!!!!! --------------------------------------------------------- 59. What is the similarity between PENIS and IODEX? "Andar tak jaaye, garmahat aaye, aaraam dilaye...." --------------------------------------------------------- 60. Prosti: "200 rupay loongi, hil-hil ke doongi." Client: "100 rupay doonga, hil main khud loonga......" --------------------------------------------------------- 61. Girls says LADKAY 'TUNG' KARTE HAIN. Boys says THIS IS BLAME ON US, HUM TO 'KHULLI' KARTE HAIN.......! --------------------------------------------------------- 62. Doctor says: Penis is the greatest breakfast because it has a mushroom head, 2 eggs and cream, which provides all the nutrients to make women healthy. --------------------------------------------------------- 63. Teacher saw PENIS written on the Blackboard, she rubs it off. Next day, it was written bigger, she rubs it again. Next day it was written: MORE U RUB, LARGER IT GROWS..... --------------------------------------------------------- 64. U know who the best goal keeper in the world is? Ans: WOMEN. Reason is that no matter how much or which way u **** her, ur balls never go in! --------------------------------------------------------- 65. 2 penis went to see a movie. One said to another, "I hope its not a sexy movie, otherwise we will have to stand for 3 hrs!!!! --------------------------------------------------------- 66. Today, STYLE is: small car, small watches, small skirts & small mobile phones. Sometime soon a small penis will be in style, and then YOU will be "A STYLISH MAN". --------------------------------------------------------- 67. Rich man to Poor man: "How come you have got a big penis?" Poor man: "because when I was a little boy I have no other toy to play with!" --------------------------------------------------------- 68. What part of the man has no bone but has muscles, has lots of veins, like pumping, and is responsible for making love? .............................................HEART. --------------------------------------------------------- 69. Lady was scolding her maid for her inefficiency. Angry maid: "At least I'm better than u in the bed." Lady (amazed): "And my husband told u this?" Maid: "No, the DRIVER!!" --------------------------------------------------------- 70. Girl: "Mom, what is KHASAM (husband)? Mom: "Beti, when u will grow & will become a good girl u will get one." Girl: "If I do not become good girl?" Mom: "Then u will get many!!!!!" --------------------------------------------------------- 71. Why man does not make whistling sound while passing urine like woman? B'coz god has given him 6 inch long SILENCER! --------------------------------------------------------- 72. A man walked into a ladies toilet. A lady who was inside got furious & shouted-- "THIS IS EXCLUSIVELY FOR WOMEN". The man, unzipping his pant said- "THIS TOO!!!!!!!" --------------------------------------------------------- 73. A Chinese doctor says, a woman has 5 rooms: Face is Showroom Breast is Playroom Stomach is Storeroom Vagina is a Guestroom *** is an Emergency room. --------------------------------------------------------- 74. What is the similarity between man & mouse? Both of them are in the search of hole! --------------------------------------------------------- 75. Arz kiya hai--- "Titanic banaya to kaun sa pahar giraya, akhir woh bhi to ek kasti thi. Aray Taj Mahal to hum bhi banwa sakte dete, humari Mumtaj hi gashti thi..!" ------------------------------------------------ 76. What is the long thing that has a hole at the tip & being inserted into a deep, slimy, hairy hole and can make u feel better? ......... VICKS INHALER! ------------------------------------------------- 77. Maar chaddapa bed wich aaja, Kacchi la ke bund dikhaja, Ni kudiye raand diye.... Kodi hokay lun pawaja kudiye raand diye...! ------------------------------------------------- 78. Chust, Chalaki, Chori, Thaggi hunde kum hushiyari de, Tang Bhosedi, Tikkhe Mommay hunde kudi kawari de.......! ------------------------------------------------- 79. Khud hi ko kar Buland Itna, ke Himalaya pe jaa pahunche, Aur Khuda khud tujhse pooche.... Bata CHUTIYE ab utray ga kaisay! ------------------------------------------------ 80. She took off his pant gently and whispered: "Make me feel like a woman...." He smiled, threw his pant at her and said: "Go wash it!" ----------------------------------------------- 81. Why did Santa Singh take his pregnant wife to "PIZZA HUT?" Because they advertised "FREE DELIVERY!!" ----------------------------------------------- 82. What is a difference between Personal & Private Secretary? Private Secretary says `Morning Sir!!` Whereas Personal Secretary says `It's Morning Sir!!` ----------------------------------------------- 83. Boy: "Pura andar gaya?" Madam: "Haan gaya." Boy: "Dard hua kya?" Madam: "Bahut hua" Boy: "Chalo doosra sandal try kartay hai madam!" ---------------------------------------------- 84. A man is dying of cancer. His son asked, "Dad, why u keep telling people u r dying of AIDS?" Dad: "So when I m dead, no one will dare **** your Mom!" ---------------------------------------------- 85. Why do orgasms exist? Because people wouldn't know when to stop ****ing!!!!!! -------------------------------------------- 86. Man collides. His elbow hits lady's boob. Man: "If ur heart is as soft as ur boob, then I'm sure u'll forgive me." Lady: "If ur penis is as hard as ur elbow, than I'm in room no.104." --------------------------------------------- 87. The F rules: Find her Friend her Flirt her French her Fondle her Finger her **** her Forget her Find next! -------------------------------------------- 88. What is the difference between a watch & a girl? Jadon watch kharaab hundi hai tan band ho jaandi hai: Lekin Jadon Girl kharaab hundi hai tan chaaloo ho jaandi hai.......!!! ------------------------------------------- 89. Pussy Pussy don't go far Let me rub u in Salwaar, Up above the legs so high, Always juicy never dry, Let me **** u don't feel shy, Come on baby, just one try. ------------------------------------------- 90. 7 Lies of MAN:-- 1. Let's be friends. 2. We will only talk. 3. I will only kiss u. 4. Only buttons not the bra. 5. I'll not **** ur boobs. 6. I'll not insert. 7. I love U. ------------------------------------- 91. Women's Prayer: O holy men lay down with me on a holy bed Let ur holy pole enter my holy hole So that ur holy water can produce a holy soul. Aaaah.. Men!!!!! ----------------------------------- 92. Iss nav warsh main aapko Saandh ki shakti, Raand ki bhakti, Osama ki bhudhi, Raveena ki fuddi, Sex ka gyan, Boobs ka dhyaan, Land ki lambaai, Choot ki garmai prapt ho....! ----------------------------------- 93. What do u usually say after sex? -I luv u!...........wrong! -That was great!..........wrong again! -I luv it!........wrong again! -The answer is: "mera kacha kithe?" ----------------------------------- 94. Woman complaining to Dentist: "I'd rather get pregnant than have a tooth filled!" Dentist: "Decide so I can adjust the chair accordingly..." ----------------------------- 95. Bhagwaan (god) sabse zyada kab khush hote hain? When a girl is getting raped & she screams, "MUJHE BHAGWAAN KE LIYE CHOD DO PLEASE!!!! ---------------------------- 96. Woh raat Diwali wali thi, woh piya se chudne wali thi, Koi aur hi aake chod gaya, Lund ko lehnge se ponch gaya, Uski Maa ne kiya VIRODH, Tune choda bina NIRODH. ----------------------------- 97. Boy: "Kaash main teri panty hota, tere naram angon se chipka hota..." Girl: "Theek kaha! Jab main chud rahi hoti to tum bhi kisi konay par paday hote!!!!" ----------------------------- 98. Girl's don't bunk classes b'coz they know missing periods means PREGNANCY!. ----------------------------- 99. How do u teach MATHs to a girl? Add her to the bed, subtract her clothes, divide her legs & start multiplying. ---------------------------- 100. 1. Intelligent man + Intelligent woman = Romance. 2. Intelligent man + Stupid woman = Pregnancy. 3. Stupid man + Intelligent woman = Affairs. 4. Stupid man + Stupid woman = Marriage. ---------------------------- 101. 6 yrs boy caught in rape case. In court Lawyer (while holding boy's penis): "ur honour, see this little boy, can he rape someone?" Boy to lawyer: "Itna mat hila, nahin toh case haar jayenge!!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
adwait 0 Report post Posted November 29, 2005 Just one from me Kehte hai ishq me neend ud jaati hai kehte hai ishq me neend ud jaati hai koi humse bhi ishq kare kal submssn hai aur hame neend bahut aati hai! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MVP 3 Report post Posted December 29, 2005 (edited) Reliance mobile handset ke pichhe "3G CDMA" likha hua hota hai.what's the meaning ? 3G CDMA = TEEN GUJARATI CHOR DHIRU , MUKESH , ANIL Mukesh to Anil Ambani,"I want to kiss your wife", anil : OK but 40 paisa/min, Tina shouted, "dont cheat him, Reliance to Reliance is free" Edited December 29, 2005 by mathewvp Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
amitstg 0 Report post Posted December 29, 2005 wah wah wah wah, maja aa gaya Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vishal Gupta 4 Report post Posted December 29, 2005 First 1 was very old but the second one was gr8 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ashish Aggarwal 0 Report post Posted February 2, 2006 Enjoy these: 1. Ur eyes patakha, ur lips rocket, ur ears chakhri, ur baatein fuljhari, ur style anar, ur personality Bomb..... TO BHAAG JAA I'M COMING WITH A CANDLE 2.Sardar to lady: I w'nt 2 marry u! Lady: But i' m 1 year elder than u Sardar: Ok i will marry u next year!!!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jiss Abraham 0 Report post Posted February 9, 2006 No sweet thoughts to forward no cute graphics to send just a caring heart saying ….take care always “happy birthday to u” OTnAW T2UL I !Thpin boop YA2 !||3W q3312 bnA !2mA3rb T33W2 confused….. read it in front of a mirror. And try 2 read. I live in water when u cut of my head I’m a t ur door when u cut of my head I am a fruit when u cut of both I am with u. who am I .replay if u r a genious. Repeat these lines 4 atleast 1 hour every dayoutside a temple/church and u will b’com a billinare in few days ammaaaaaaaaaaaa vallathum tarane……… Bored wondering what 2 do press down!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Still bored now press upwords. U know y god created gaps between fingers so that one day the one who is made for u comes and fills the gap by holding ur hand for ever. Nallanilaavalla oru raathri.. akashathe nakshathrangale nokki nee nikkumpol. Athiloru nakshathrm ninnethanne nokki parayum… onnu keri pokude. %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%% This is mosqtos adichu konnittu urngiko gdnite Friend mean. F-field of love. R-root of joy. I island of god. E end of sorrow N name of hope D Door of understanding! So b my friend always. Some time u may catch staring at u.not becase ur cute, but my mom told me devils have tails n I’m just woundering wers urs. ------------------------------------its me knoking just 2 say gdmorning. When u feel lonely & bored look at the spacing b/w ur fingers and imagine us sitting inside spacing locked in as “gr8 friends” Dark where those days with out ur sight when I was in darkness u gave me light. U gave me strength 2 make life bright thank u so much , Philips tubelite. .face your on smile little a get 2 tryin Mi only was it but this iyou sent who person with angry get will u this reading after hai.(now read backwords) If u don’t mind don’t feel bad plz give me A K A Ki A KIS A KISS A KISS A KISS A KISSAN JAM BOTTLE OF RS 22.50 .,,.,.@#$%^&*( #$%^&*( palani andava ……… ente ella aagrahanglum sadichuthannaal, ee sms vayikunnavante thalamottayadikaame. So sweet is ur smile so sweet is ur style.. so sweet is ur voice … so sweet is ur eyes… so sweet is ur sms see how sweet is ur lies Friend in different language hindi- dosth, german- freund, Hebrew- chaver, friench- ami, pinoy- kaibigan, dutch- vrend, Mexican- amigo, tamil- tozha, for me just simply “you” When ur life is in darkness pray 2 god ask him 2 free u from darkness & if after you prayed you still r in darkness plz pay ur electricity bill. Chanjaadiyaadi urangu nee.cherinjadiyadi urangu nee….. cheranjo chanjo kamazhno malarnoanganelum onne urangi pandaaramadange. Enter pincode 2 touch my heart *********** ***** Wrong code! U touched my legs. Always take my blessing and have a nice day. >=Kannadachaal neeyaanu nenjinulil neeyaanu evide noakkiyaalum neeyaanu, ee kothuku! !. gdnight. 1+1=2 my 2 eyes looking at U, 3+2=5sense missing U, 4+3=7days thinking of U, 5+7=12months dreaming abt U ...................but 99+1=100years i need a sweet friend like U B slow in choosing friends, & more slower In loosing them b’coz friendship is not an opportunity but it is a sweet little responsibility……….. When I pray I don’t see god. But I know he listens. When I sms I don’t see u. but I knew u read my message with a smile. Knock on my heart the door will b open 2 a cute dear friend, but it doesn’t apply 2 u…. b’coz u don’t have 2 knock any more u r already in my heart. u don say hi. I don say hi, u don call up I, don call up, I don call up! Ur busy I am busy! U have no time I have no time! No wonder we r good friends with so much in common. Feeling bored think of me? Feeling sad? Call me. Feeling lonely? See me. Feeling sleepy? Dream of me. Feeling hungry? Call me first, don’t go alone. ……….. that blank page means: there are no words available to say how special u r 4 me and I intend 2 b there 4 u. when ever… where ever… forever…. Some time my eyes get jealous of my heart u knew Y? b’coz u remain close 2 my heart and far from my eyes. Its raining out side. If u want 2 knew how much I miss u just count the raindrops. I think every thing between u and me is over. 4get me and move on in life. If u want I will never come in ur life again. Goodbye 4 ever. Urs lovingly “yesterday”. 3 little hearts just 4 u…. 2 remind u of 3 things….. “I am here” I care” “I remember u” Feelings of loneliness, moments of caring, small small sharing, stupid fights , shoulders 2 cry, 2 b 2gether in pain. Creates a miracle called friendship Friendship is a language spoken by heart, not written on paper, not given by pledge. It’s a promise renewed every time we keep in touch.! Good night. Im restless. Im depressed Im lonely im sad Im getting crazy all 4 just 2 reasons I am here ur there I miss u da. No sweet thoughts 2 forward no cute graphics 2 send just a caring heart saying take care always” happy holyday”. Talk 2 me when I am bored, sit with me when I am sad…care me when I am sick….cry 4 me when im deadbut don’t forget when I am alive… … Nice people r like wind, u will never see them. But u will always feel there presence………….. u don’t believe? U r one of them. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well. Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes. Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new. - Albert Einstein I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe. Please Notice !!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lavi4u 0 Report post Posted March 22, 2006 God has given so many qualities to u.Good looks,Nature,Personality,Money n many more. I always think... "Allah Meherbaan to Gadha Pehelwan" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theking 35 Report post Posted March 30, 2006 Wife: Remove my Dupatta! Sardar: Ok Wife: Remove my Salwar Sardar: Ok. Wife: Remove my Kameez! Sardar: Ok Wife: And never wear my clothes again !!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bitughy 0 Report post Posted April 22, 2006 hye friend nice mesg here are few my contribution i knw these are old but are really handy Manish -9864039491 1. Dono aankho mein ashq liya karte hain,Hum apni neend mein tera naam liya karte hain.Jab bhi aaye Hichkiyaan tumhe,Samajh lena hum tumhe yaad kiya karte hain.... 2. Mana ki bhulna hamari aadat hi sahi,Magar aapko bhul jana hamare bas mein nahi. Dil chahe to aazma ke dekh lo,Hum bhulna bhul jayenge par aapko nahi... 3. Last Night A Tear Rolled Out From My eye. I Asked It Why Did U Come Out? It Replied There Someone So Special In Ur Eyes So There Is No Space For Me 4. Gile kagaz ki tarha hai jindgi apni, koi jalata bhi nahi or koi bahata bhi nahi, is kadar akele hai raahon me dil ki, koi satata bhi nahi aur koi manata bhi nahi........! 5. If I could give u one thing in life, I would give u the ability to see yourself through my eyes, only then would u realise how special u r to me!! 6. Maine sukhe patto se poocha Yuin per se bichad ke ji kaise rahe ho? Usne Kaha adat si par gayi hai! Tanhai raton se poocha Itni gumsum si kyun rehti ho? Usne kaha adat si par gayi hai! Maine dil se poocha Jaam me dard mila kar kyun pite ho? To dil ne kaha Yeh adat hai jo badalte nehi! Main lakh chahta hu, Phir bhi yeh sudharte nehi! 7. Khamosh nigahein aapki bohut kuch samjha gayi, Chup hai hum kyunki majboori hai aapni, Beshaq hume pyaar hai aapse, Par itna bhi nehi ke hum wajood badal de aapni. 8. Zindagi hai nadan isliye chup hoon,Dard hi dard subah shaam isliye chup hoon,Keh du zamane se dastan apni,Usme ayega tera naam isliye chup hoon 9. In aakhon mein aasu aaye na hote.. Wo jo mud mudkar yu muskuray na hote.... Unke jane ke baad ye Gam hota hai..... Kaash wo Zindagi Mein Aaye na hote.... 10. Main musaffir hu, khushiyon ki talash me chala ja raha hu, Ankhon me asoonwon ka toofan, dil me dard ka ehsas liye, anjani raho me bhatak raha hu...shayaad yeh soach kar ke Dard ke us mor par kahi na kahi, kabhi na kabhi meri manzil mujhe mil jaye. Main Musaffir Hoon...ha yaaron main musaffir hoon. 11. Ishq ne thukraya to kya? Ashq ne saath to nibhaya!Mehfil ne thukraya to kya? Tanhai ne saath to nibhaya! Kyun sikwa kare zindegi se? Kyun badnaam kare usey? Ashique na ban paya to kya? Sukhr hai ke zindegi ne Sayair to banaya. 12. Mohabbat sabko mil jaaye jaruri to nahi.Woh bhi hame chahein jaruri to nahi.Kuch log bahut yaad aate hain dil ko,Hum bhi unki yaad ban jaaye jaruri to nahi.... 13. Woh GUL hoon jo GULISTAN se nikala gaya hoon, MAUT ke bazar me bikne ke liye dala gaya hoon, Jo dava karte hain mere JINDA hone ka puchho jara jakar unse jinke hatthon mara gaya hoon. 14. Dono aankho mein ashq liya karte hain,Hum apni neend mein tera naam liya karte hain.Jab bhi aaye Hichkiyaan tumhe,Samajh lena hum tumhe yaad kiya karte hain.... 15. Gile kagaz ki tarha hai jindgi apni, koi jalata bhi nahi or koi bahata bhi nahi, is kadar akele hai raahon me dil ki, koi satata bhi nahi aur koi manata bhi nahi........! 16. mitti meri kaber se chura raha hai koi markar bhi yaad aa raha hai koi eh khuda do pal ki zindagi aur dede mujhe udas meri kaber ja raha hai koi 17. Phir aaj ek baar jeene ko maan karta hai, Phir aaj ek baar hawaon ki sarsarahat me dil jhum utha hai, Phir aaj ek baar mausam nayi geet gunguna rahi hai, Phir aaj ek baar tumhari maujutgi meri zindegi badal rahi hai... 18. Mujhe sudharne ki tumhari nakaam koshishey yaad hai, nakar nigahon ki woh unkahi batein yaad hai,meri baton me chupi karwahat yaad hai, tumhari ankhon se chalka pani yaad hai, ro ro ke jo ratein guzari tumne, woh sari ratein yaad hai, jete ji tum humko kuch na sikha paye, aaj tumhari maut ne rishton ki ahmiyat sikha di. 19. Nazron se nazron ka takrar hota hai..Har mod pe kisi ka intezar hota hai dil rota hai zakham hansta hai shayad yehi pyar hota hai.. 20. Na KOi Kissi Se dur Hota Hai Na Koi Kissi Ke Kareeb Hota Hai Pyaar Khud Chal Kar Aata hai Jab Koi Kissi Ke Naseeb Me Hota Hai.. 21. Bin sawan Barsat Nahi Hoti Suraj Dube Bina raat nahi Hoti Is liye Dost kissi ka dil na todna kyon ki Dil tutne ki awaz nahi hoti. 22. Zakham dene ka aandaz kuch aaisa hai zakham de kar poochte hai ke aab haal kaisa hai kissi ek se gila kya karna yaro sari duniya ka mizaz ek jaisa hai.. 23. Khamoosh the hum to magrur samaj liya chup the hum to majboor samaj liya yehi aapki galti hai ke itne kareeb the hum phir bhi aapne door samaj liya. 24. kal raat sitaron mein dund raha tha chehra tera jab nazar aa ya chand toh nazar aaya chehra tera 25. Bag ki bat bag ka mali hi samje Fulo ka dard zukti dali hi samje Ye kaisi rit banai duniya walone Diya ka dil jale aur log diwali samje 26. Jindagi Ne Khushiyon Ko Pukara Hai! Sada Mukurao Tum Tumhara Har Gum Hamara Hai! Phool Khilte Rahe Jivan Mai Kaanto ke Liye Daman Hamara Hai! 27. Dil ko aadat ho gayee hai chot khane ki, Bhigi palkon ke sang muskurane ki, kaash anjam hum pehle jaan jate,to koshish bhi na karte Dil lagane ki...? 28. Nazar ne nazar se mulaqat kar li, rah dono khamosh par baat karli… Mohabbat ki fiza ko jab khush paya, in aankhon ne roh roh ke barsaat kar li… 29. Mohabbat ki shama jalake to dekho, Zara dil ki duniya saza kar to dekho, Tumhe ho na jaye mohabbat to kehna, Zara humse nazrein milake to dekho.... 30. Kali usey dekhe to jaal jaye, chand kahi nazar hi na aye, pyaar se bhi pyaari ai woh, labzo se bhi meethi... woh thodi sayani hai aur thodi masoom bhi... kehta hu main saach ek baat mano mera kehna... khwabo se bhi haseen hai meri bholi behna !!! ************** 31. Zindagi ke tohfon ka sahil hai teri dosti,Dil ke armaano ki manzil hai teri dosti.Zindagi ban jayegi jannat agar sada saath rahegi teri dosti 32. Rath kya dhali sitarae chale gaye , gayrose kya kahe hum jub apnae hi chalae gaye , jeet tho sakte te hum bhi ishq ki baazi , par tumhae jetane ke liye hum harte chale gaye 33. Yaad aane wale yaad aae ja rahe hain,Mere khyalon ki duniya par chae jaa rahe hain.Hum kuch keh rahe hai par wo chup hai,Bas mera msg padh kar muskurae ja rahe hai.. 34. tum kya karoge hum se sawal thumhare har sawal ka jawab rakhte hai tun karo na karo hun se mohabbat chahe lakin ye jamana janta hai hum tunse dil ka rishta rakhte hai 35. Hasino ne Hsi bankar Gunah kiya.... auro ko thik hame bhi tabah kiya.... pesh kiya jab gazalo mein unki bewafai koi , auro ne thik unhone ne bhi WAh Wah Kiya 36. Ajnabi galiyon se hum gujra nahi karte, dard-e-dil liya aur diya nahi karte, Ye dosti ka rishta sirf tum se hai, varna itne SMS hum kisiko kiya nahi karte 37. Aankhon Mein koi khawaab utarney nahin deta Woh shaks Mujhey chayn sey marney nahin deta Bichhray tou ajab Pyaar jataata hai khaton mein Mil jaaey tou phir Had sey guzarney nahin deta 38. Kash banane wale ne hame kitab banaya hota, Aap padhte padhte so jate aur hame sine se lagaya hota... Aadab arz hai miya!!! 39. Khud ki Mohabbat tabah kaun karega.Sabhi nek benenge to gunah kaun karega.Ae khuda Sanam Bewafa ko bachaye rakhna warna hamari maut ki dua kaun karega... 40. Aankh wo chahat jis mein dil ki zubaan hoti hain, Sachi chahat to bejuban hoti hain, Pyar main dard mila To ghabrana kaisa, Dard se chahat aur jawaa hoti hai 41. Dono aankhon mein ashq diya karte hain,Hum apni neende tere naam kiya karte hain.Jab bhi palak jhapke tumhari samajh lena hum tumhe yaad kiya karte hain... 42. Gum ne hasne na diya,Zamaane ne rone na diya.Is uljhan ne chain se jine na diya,Thak ke jab sitaroon se panah li,neend aayi to teri yaad ne sone na diya... 43. Tamaam umar zindagi se door rahe,Apki khushi ke liye apni khushi se door rahe.Ab is se badkar wafa ki saja kya hogi,ki apke hokar bhi aapse door rahe...!!! 44. Humne chaha tha jinhe kisi zamane mein,woh aaj palat kar humse hamara naam poochte hain...Ek pal bhi hamari yaad na aai aur aaj haal-chaal poochte hain. 45. Hothon pe dosti ke fasane nahi aate,Sahil pe samandar ke khazane nahi aate,Udne do parindon ko abhi shokh hawa mein,Fil laut kar college ke zamane nahi aate...!! 46. Hamare sabr ka imtihaan na lijiye,Hamari khamoshi ko saza na dijiye,Jo aapke bina jee na sake,Unhe jeene ki dua na dijiye...... 47. khusiyon par fizao ka pehra hai na jaane kis ummeed par dil thehra hai teri aakho se chalkte hue gam ki kasam yeh dosti ka rishta pyaar se gehra hai 48. Aaj khushio ki koi duhai dega,Nikla hai chand to dikhai dega. Ae Mohabbat karne walo zara dekh ke Mohabbat karma ,Ek Aansoo bhi gira to sunai dega 49. Ruth gya hai mujhko manane waalaAb koi nahi naaz mera uthaane walaPer jaane kya sonchta hai Yeh khula darwaazaShayad rasta bhool gaya, aaane waaala 50. Nazarandaz kaise kare apko,Nazaron mein bithaya hai aapko.Yaad aane par roue bhi to kaise,Darte hain jhuki jo palkein to chubhengi aapko. 51. Ahsaan hai tera dil par , ke ishq toone sikhaaya, Doondha kayi baar dil ko , dariya -e- gum hi paaya Lutaaya kayi baar is dilko , humne teri khaatir, Rang teri wafa ka mere , ashko mein nazar aaya Hoti hai band saanse , na hoga shikva kisiko Samjhenge wo ke unko, koi khwaab bura aaya .......... 52. Ishq wale aankho se aankho ki baat samajh lete hain, Sapne mein mil jaaye to mulaqat samajh lete hain. Rota to aasman bhi hai apni dharti ke liye,Log uske ashkon ko barsaat samajh lete hain.... 53. Seeing u smile is more than enough to pay for all the hardships & difficulties that I have to go through that day. Have a good smiley day! 54. Aankhen oonchi hui to dua ban gayi,Aankhen nichi hui to haya ban gayi.Jo jhuk kar uthi to khata ban gayi,aur uth kar jhuki to ADA ban gayi... 55. Pyar aankho se jataya to bura maan gaye,Haal-e-Dil humne sunaya to bura maan gaye,Woh to har roz rulaya karte they,Ek roz humne rulaya to bura maan gaye!!! 56. Humne chaha tha jinhe kisi zamane mein,woh aaj palat kar humse hamara naam poochte hain...Ek pal bhi hamari yaad na aai aur aaj haal-chaal poochte hain. 57. Mohabbat sabko mil jaaye jaruri to nahi.Woh bhi hame chahein jaruri to nahi.Kuch log bahut yaad aate hain dil ko,Hum bhi unki yaad ban jaaye jaruri to nahi.... 58. Kitni jaldi mulaqat guzar jaati hai,Pyaas bujhti nahi barsat guzar jaati hai.Apni yadon se keh do is tarah naa aaya kare,Neend aati nahi aur raat guzar jaati hai... 59. Kaun jaane kab maut ka paigam aa jaye, zindagi ki aakhari shaam aa jaye. Hum toh dhundten hai waqt aisa, jab hamari zindagi apke kaam aa jaye: ) 60. Kitni parwa karte hain hum unki, kaash unhe bhi yeh ehsaas ho jaye, kahin aisa na ho woh hosh main aayein, jab hum gehri neend main soh jaayein… 61. Waqt ke iss mod pe yeh kaise waqt aaya hai, zakham iss dil ka zubaan pe aaya hain, nahi rote thae hum kaaton ki chubhan se, aaj phulo ki chubhan ne humko rulayaa hai… 62. Kyo banate hai hum aise rishte, joh pal doh pal me tut jate hai. Wada toh akrte hai umer bhar saath nibhane ka, per chote se tufan me hi bikhar jate hain… 63. Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain Yeh to unke bachche hee kaminey hain, Jo Mama Mama kehke bulaate hain 64. teri har berukhi ko bhi rutba diya humne..... mohabbat ka har karz ada kiya humne..... mat soch humne tujhe bhula diya.... khuda se pehle tera hi sajda kiya humne ....... 65. gujarte hai meri saaso me tera naam aaj bhi, dhalti hai tere intezar me meri shaam aaj bhi, tujko mujh se bichde zamana ho gaya, magar hoti hai tere naam se meri pahchan aaj bhi 66. Shaam hote hi ye Dil udaas hota hai Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai.. 67. Bhunwer ki gaud may jaisay kinara saath rehta hai kuch aisay hi tumhara aur hamara saath rehta hai mohabbat ho kah nafrat ho usi say mushwara ho ga meri her kaifiat may istikhara saath rehta hai safer may an mumkin hai mai khud ko chhore doon lakin 68. If friends were flowers surely I would not pick you! I'd let you grow in the garden and cultivate you with love and care so I can keep you forever 69. Ehsaas bohut hoga jab chod ke jayege Royenge bohut magar aasu nahi aayenge, Jab saath na de koi toh awaaz humein dena Aasmaan per bhi honge toh laut aayenge. 70. "Dosti ka paigam jo aapka mila, Dil ho gaya khush mit gaye saare gila, Kisi Dost ko nahi mila hoga, Dosti ka aisa sila, Ki Saare Ghum Hogaye dooor mere, Jab doston ke pyaar ka nazraana mila" 71. Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain Yeh to unke bachche hee kaminey hain, Jo Mama Mama kehke bulaate hain 72. Mohabbat ke Diye jalakar to dekho Jara dilki duniya sajakar to dekho Tumhe ho na jaye mohabbat to kehna Zara hamse Najre milakar to dekho 73. gujarte hai meri saaso me tera naam aaj bhi, dhalti hai tere intezar me meri shaam aaj bhi, tujko mujh se bichde zamana ho gaya, magar hoti hai tere naam se meri pahchan aaj bhi 74. Shaam hote hi ye Dil udaas hota hai Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai.. 75. Nazar andaaz kaise kaen apko palko pe bithaye hain appko yaad aayegi to royenge hum magar hum nahi royenge kyunki palkien chubengi appko 76. Sehmi si nigaho me khawab hum jaga denge, suni si raho me phool hum bicha denge, hamare sang muskura kar toh dekhiye, hum aapka har gham bhula denge… 77. Pyaar aankhon se jataya to bura maan gaye.Haal-e-Dil humne sunaya to bura maan gaye,Woh to har roz rulaya karte thei.Ek roz humne rulaya to bura maan gaye.... 78. Lamhe yeh sunhare, kal saath ho na ho,kal me aaj jaisi baat ho na ho,yadon ke haseen lamhe dil me rahenge,tamam umar chahe mulaqat ho na ho.. 79. Har lafz ko kagaj pe utara nahi jaata,Har naam ko sar-e-aam pukaara nahi jaata.Hoti hai pyar mein kuch raaz ki baatein,Yunhi to is khel mein harra nahi jaata.... 80. Ek pathhar kafi hao sisha tod ne ke liye,ek baat kaafi hai dil todne ke liye aur ek dost kaafi hai zindagi jee lene ke liye good morning.. 81. tujh se bicharne ka khayal seh nahi paata phir bhi dil ki baat keh nahi paata kyun hain aakhir zindagi mein is qadr majbooriaan maut bhi nahi aati, zinda bhi reh nahi paata 82. Pyar ki rahon main koi haar kar bhi jeet jata hai oer koi jeet kar bhi haar jata hai jamana bhale hi tumhe lakh bura khae naa jane hume phir bhi kun thmhe par pyaar ata hai 83. Chale bhi aao ki hum tumse pyar karte hain.Yeh woh gunah hai jo hum bar bar karte hain.Log maut tak hi dilbar ki raah takte hain,Hum hai ki kabar mein tera intezaar karte hain... 84. Ghunghat nein tujhe dekha to deewana hua.Sangeet ka tarana hua,Shamaa ka parwana hua,Masti ka Mastana hua,Jaise hi ghunghat uthaya is duniya se ravaana hua... 85. Hansi bhi mili aur khushi bhi mili, Socha bahut khusnaseeb hai hum. Magar jab apne pyare dost ko 1 muskurahat nahi de sake tab pata chala kitne GARIB hai hum... 86. Kal raat phir ashkon ki barsat hui, barse aaise mano puri unki muddaton ki pyas hui, dekhkar unko pathar bhi pighal jaata, par isliye duniya dil ki viraan hui, jeete ji tanha tanhaiyon k beech aaise jaise sansen hi sanson pe ehsan hui, jab tutegee sanson ki dore ek din, tab lagega hum par bhi shayad zindagi meharban hui… 87. Chaahne se koi chiz apni nahi hoti, har muskurahat khushi nahi hoti, kehana toh chahte hai bahut kuch, magar kabhi waqt toh kabhi jubaan saath nahi hoti… 88. : Pee hai sharab har gali har mehkhane se,ek dosti si ho gai hai sharab ke jam se,gujre hai hum kuch aise mukam se ki nafarat si ho gai mohabbat ke naam se. 89. Main sahil pay likhi hoi ibaarat nahi jo lehron sai mit jati hai, Main baarish ki barasati boond nahi jo baras kar tham jati hai, Main khwab nahi jisai dekha aur bhula diya, Main shama nahi jisai phoonka aur bujha diya, Main chand b nahi jo raat k baad dhal jaya, Main to woh ahsaas hoon jo tujh main lahoo ban kar gardish karain, Main to woh rang hoon jo teray dil pay charay to kabhi na mitay, Khwab, ibaarat, Hawa ki tarah Chand, Boond, shama ki tarah Meray mitnai ka sawaal nahi kyun ka main to MOHABBAT HOON AUR MOHABBAT KO KOI ZAWAAL NAHI!!!!!!!!! 90. pyar me aakhe zuban hoti hai sachii baat to bezuban rehti hai pyar mein dard mile to kaisa ghabrana suna hai dard se pyar jawan hoti hai aapke dilmein kya hai bata dijiye yu khamosh rehkar na satiye 91. Chale gaye ho door kuch pal ke liye ,door reh kar bhi kareeb ho har pal ke liye,kaise yaad na aaye aapki ek pal ke liye,jab dil mein ho har pal ke liye.... 92. Phoolon mein haseen Gulab hai,Husan ke saath zaruri sharab hai,Duniya mein har sawal ka jawab hai,Agar koi tumse mere baare mein poochhe to kehna wo lajwab hai... 93. raate gumnaam hoti hai, din kisi ke naam hota hai hum zindagi kuch is tarah jeete hain ki har lamha sirf doston ke hi naaam hota hai 94. Pata hi nahi chala kab woh dost se hamara pyar ban gaye Saath gujare hua kuch pal aaj yaadgar ban gaye Kar na sake unse izhaar hum is baat ka Aur dekhte hi dekhte woh kisi aur ke dildar ban gaye 95. sari duniya thai mere janaje ke piche, ek wo hi nahi thai mere janaje ke piche, ho bhi to kese ho mere janaje ke piche, uska janaja tha mere janaje ke piche. 96. Maut pe hume yakin hai,Unpe bhi hume aitbar hai. Ab dekhna hai ki kaun aata hai pahle,Humein to dono ka intezaar hai... 97. Tumhara Name Likhnay Ki Ejazat chin Gai jab se ...Koi Bhi lafz Likhta ho Ankhen Bheg Jati hain Happy Birth Day Pinkay May I god Pray So Fulfil yours All Dreams Whises Deep 98. diya hai tune jo jakhm, wo waqt ke saath mit jaayega, na mitega to bas jakhm ka nishan khush hai hum k woh nishan bhi tumhaari yaad laayega.... 99. Aankhon ko tanha chodkar woh jaise hi gire gaalo par, toh kuch bewafa labo ke ho gaye galo ko chodkar. Chupaakar rakha jise duniya ki nigaahon se, hamare haste hi kambakht, chalak pade inn palkon ki kataaron se… 100. Tum ho gham ko chupaye, mai hu sarr ko jhukaye, tum bhi chupp ho, mai bhi chupp hu, Kaun kiss se samjhaye, Ab duniya itni hai toh milna yaha kal ho na ho… 101. Zindagi kuch na mila to kya gam hai, apka pyar mila kya wooh kam hain… apke dil me ek choti se jagah paa luu… toh wooh jagah kya Taj Mahal se kam hai… 102. A Morning greetings doesn’t only mean “Good Morning” , it has a silent mesg. That I remember u when I woke up. Take Care and Have a Nice Day…. Good Morning.. 103. Haal he dil kuch is tarah hamar hai..yaad tumein din me so baar karte hain.. jo naa aaye ek din sms tumahara purane sms he pad liya karte hain… 104. Friends in Heart are worst tenants:- 1. they capture ur heart 2. They pay no rent. 3. they don’t vacate easily 4. when they leave they leave the place broken.. 105. 1 day moon said 2 me “ If ur luv is nt mesg u. Y don’t u leave ur luv “. I Luk bak 2 d moon & say “Does ur sky ever leaves u wn u dn’t shine it , mun said God Bless ur Love… 106. Kissi ke wade par Zindagi tabah kar baithe, Diwangi mein yeh kaisa gunah kar baithe.Ek Chaand ki arzoo ke liye ,hum Apni haseen ratoon ko Amavas kar Baithe… 107. Feel good when somebody MISSES u , better when somebody luves u, but it feel best when somebody never forgets u… so u can feel the best now… 108. Hold ten roses in ur hand & stand opposite 2 the mirror … u find 11 ROSES therin which the most beautiful ROSE is ---- YOU---- 109. Hello, I wonder where r u & what u do , r u somewhere feeling lonely or is sum1 loving U!, Tell me how 2 win ur Heart, 4 I havn’t got a clue, but I want to say 1st “ I LOVE YOU” 110. Aaj socha ki jawaab kya bheju , Aap jaise logo ko kitab kya bheju, koi aur phool ho to malum nahi, jo khud gulab ho usey gulab kya bheju.. 111. Dar dar bhatke phirte hain..arman ki tarah, har koi milta hain anjaan ki taraah.. In doston se Call ki aas kya rakhni , yeh to sms bhi bhejte hain Ehsaan ki taraah 112. ja sms ja….mere sweet dost ke paas ja…dhire se jaana shor na machana , busy ho to kuch mat kehna … free hoge to MISS U kehna!!!! 113. when I was sad u wer there, wen I was hrtbroken u wer there, wen I wz lonely u wer there, when life mess u wer there , kasamse bahut manhus ho… 114. ur smile can be compared 2 a Flower, ur voice can b compared 2 Cucko, ur innoncense can be compared 2 a kid, but in stupidity .. u hv no comparison… ur the best.. 115. Zindagi aap ke liye , maut mere liye. Khushi aap ke liye, gam mere liye .Saath apke liye bichadna mere liye .. Sabh kuch aap ke liye ..aap sirf mere liye… 116. Life ends when u stop dreaming, love ends when u stop believing . Hope ends when u stop caring , & I miss u when u stop messaging me !!! 117. Our friendship is like playing See-Saw, not only because its always fun with u.. but I don’t also bcoz I wont mind going down 2 see u rise…. 118. if ever u have any problem, come to me – I will help u. If u don’t have any problems, come to me anyway – I will create some for u. After all whats are friends for.. 119. Deewane hai tere naam ke ish baat se inkaar nahin.kaise kahe ki hamein pyar nahin kuch toh kasoor hai apki adaa ka hum akele to gunehgar nahin.. 120. Safar lamba hai dost banate rahiye, dil mile na mile ..haath badate rahiye, taj mahal banana bahut costly parega , har taraf mumtaz banate rahein.. 121. A Relaxed mind , a peaceful soul, a joyful spirit, a Healthy body & a Heart full of love .. All these are my good wishes 4 u today… GOOD MORNING 122. Kisiko chahnewale hum na the, kisipe marnewale hum na the. Talab ek thi tumse milne ki, varna kisise milne wale hum na the… 123. Log kahte hain humne jisse dosti ki hain, wooh chand ka tukda hain, Hum kehte hain humne jisse dosti ki hain chand uska ek tukda hain.. 124. Zamane bhar ki baton me hamein na bhula dena , jab koi yaad aaye to jra sa muskra dena.Zinda rhe to milenge bar-2 ,nhi to had diwali mere naam ka diya jala dena… 125. Tere bed pe makdi lagem tere room me machar phire saari raat ko. Light chali jaye puri raat garmi lage Tere upar chipkli chle tere sapne me bhut aye , Chal so ja Good Night… 126. Ra rah kar apki yaad aati hai, sms na aane ki wajah satati hain, soch rahe hain hum jaroor koi gum hai, ya apke Dil main mere liye jagah kam hain… 127. Dil ko adat si ho gayihe chot khane ki, bhigi palkon k sang muskurane ki, kash anjaam hum pehle se jaan jate , to koshish b nhi karte dil lagane ki… 128. Kaun rakhta hain yaad namoon ko, log chehre bhul jaya karta hain, tum samandhar ki baat karte ho log ankhon mein dub jaya karte hain.. 129. Chahne se har baat nahin hoti .. thode se andhere se raat nahin hoti… Jine chahte hai jaan se Zyada ….unse mulakat nahin hoti 130. Yu nikla na karo saj daj kar, Yuh nikla na karo saj daj kar, Subah ko shaam samaj kar , Wooh kahin roja na tod de tumeh Eid ka chaand samaj kar… 131. Look…the moon is calling u…! see..The stars r shining 4 u..! Listen..The birds are singing 4 u..! Hear my “Heart” says “ I m missing u” 132. Kuch unki nigaho ki ada yaad nahin….Ki dil kesey loota kesey mita yad nahin hai..Ek bar mili toh thi nigaho se nigahen , uske uske siwaw kuch aur yaad nahin.. 133. FEELING Kya hai wo "YAAD" jo tanhai mein aaye.... "YAAD" to woh hai jo MEHFIL mein aaye aur "TANHA" kar jayee...... (Category: Feelings SMS Characters: 108) Added By: Manoj Sandhu(9315359169) from Karnal (30-01-06) Ruth kar tum mujhe bhulane lage, itni dur hue k bahut yaad aane lage, kaise bhula du tumhe ek pal mein, jab aisa dost pane mein mujhe zamaane lage. (Category: Feelings SMS Characters: 147) Added By: Honey, yankee_guy432@yahoo.com from Chandigarh Din hua ha to rat bhe hoge, Ho na udas kabi bat bhe hoge, Itna Piyar kiya ha usa, Khuda ke kasam jindgi rahe to vo mara sath bhe hoge.... (Category: Feelings SMS Characters: 137) Added By: Mahaveer from Delhi Hum to sirf aapki baat kiya karte hain, har dhadkan pe aapka naam liya karte hain, aap ho hume apni jaan se bhi pyare, tabhi to waqt bewaqt yaad kiya karte hain. (Category: Feelings SMS Characters: 171) Added By: Riya Thakur from Indore (ri_yathakur@yahoo.com) Duniyadari di bhukh ch na guvach manaa, eh mela 4 dina da akhir muk jana. . ., Tusi chan vang ambran ch raho vasde, sada tarian da ki e kadon tut jana. (Category: Feelings SMS Characters: 154) Added By: Yankee_guy432@yahoo.com from Chandigarh Hum to sirf aapki baat kiya karte hain, har dhadkan pe aapka naam liya karte hain, aap ho hume apni jaan se bhi pyare, tabhi to waqt bewaqt yaad kiya karte hain. (Category: Feelings SMS Characters: 164) Added By: Yankee_guy432@yahoo.com from Chandigarh HUM TERE DIL ME RAHENGE YAAD BANKAR,HUM TERE HOTO PE KHILENGE MUSKURAHAT BANKAR,AAPNE AAP KO KAVI AKELE MAT SAMAJHNA,,HUM TERE SATH CALENGE AASMAN BANKAR.. (Category: Feelings SMS Characters: 155) Added By: NEEL(9331012001) from KOLKATA Bahoot tamanna thi, pyar mein aashiyan banane ki, Bana chuke to lag gayi Nazar zammane ki. Usi ka karz hai jo aaj hain aankhon mein aansoo, Saza mili hai hume muskurane ki ! (Category: Feelings SMS Characters: 178) Added By: Push Priya (9868913933) from Satna(M.P.) Beda gark ho in hasinao ka, ek bhi hasina na bache is jahan mein, aadhi aaj mare aadhi kal, mela laga ho samshan mein, itwar ka din ho kafan bhi na mile dukan mein, upar se lagi ho barish aag bhi na lage shamshan mein. (Category: Feelings SMS Characters: 223) Added By: Yankee_guy432@yahoo.com from Chandigarh • Teri yaad rud jandi akhan cho pani banke, Ki khatya es rooh ne diwani ban ke, Bhaven ho gaya hun sadi akhan toh dur, Par dil vich wasya hai pyar di nishani ban ke. (Category: Feelings SMS Characters: 169) Added By: Yankee_guy432@yahoo.com from Chandigarh Pyar to kahne ko sab karte hai, Par kya wo Dil mein baste hai. Dil to unhi ka hoga jo Dil me tumko rakhte hai.<3 (Category: Feelings SMS Characters: 114) Added By: Arun from Kanpur Apne haatho ki lakeero ko kya dekhte ho, Naseeb to unke bhi hote hai Jinke haath nahin hote. (Category: Feelings SMS Characters: 96) Added By: Riya Thakur from Indore (ri_yathakur@yahoo.com) MUSKURAHAT TUMHI SE MILTI HAI, DARD MEIN RAHAT TUMHI SE MILTI HAI.TUM MAT RUTHNA MUSE KABHI, KYOUNKI JEENE KI CHCHAT TUMHI SE MILTI HAI. (Category: Feelings SMS Characters: 138) Added By: Ajay from gorakhpur ajju_pandey2002@yahoo.co.in Wo kah kar chalay itni mulaqat bohat hai, main nay kaha ruk jao abhi raat bohat hai ansoo merey tham jain to phir shoq say jana aisay main kahaan jao gay barsaat bohat hai (Category: Feelings SMS Characters: 185) Added By: Vipin Kumar from Ambala City, 9813054231 Aasmaan aaj phir se roya hai, Naakaam Aashiqon ke haar mein ek aur moti piroya hai, Koi to bataaye kahan mera mehboob khoya hai, mohabbat ki kabr mein mera yeh pyaar soya hai. (Category: Feelings SMS Characters: 180) Added By: Vipin Kumar from Ambala City, 9813054231 Dard main woh bhi hain, dard mein hum bhi. woh aasu pe rahen hain, hum aasu jokh rahen hain. farq sirf itna hain ki, woh zamane ko dikha rahen hain, aur hum khuda se bhi chhupa rahein hain (Category: Feelings SMS Characters: 194) Added By: Vipin Kumar from Ambala City, 9813054231 Bahoot tamanna thi, pyar mein aashiyan banane ki, Bana chuke to lag gayi Nazar zammane ki. Usi ka karz hai jo aaj hain aankhon mein aansoo, Saza mili hai hume muskurane ki ! (Category: Feelings SMS Characters: 178) Added By: Vipin Kumar from Ambala City, 9813054231 Aansu se gam-e-dil ko manaya nahi jaata, Ye dard hi aisa he bataya nahi jaata, Ashqo k badle khoon ubhar aaye aankho me, Aisa to kisi ko rulaya nahi jaata, dil jaanta he kaise vafa ko kamaya he, Kaagaz ki tarha ise baajar me nahi lutaaya jaata, hoti he dillgai to ghadi do ghadi ki, Har pal dilbar ko nahi sataya jaata........ (Category: Feelings SMS Characters: 343) Added By: Vipin Kumar from Ambala City, 9813054231 Apne haatho ki lakeero ko kya dekhte ho, Naseeb to unke bhi hote hai Jinke haath nahin hote. (Category: Feelings SMS Characters: 92) Added By: Vipin Kumar from Ambala City. 9813054231 Hale dil kuch is tarah hamara bhi hai, Yaad tumhe di mein so baar kiya karte hai, Jo na aaye kissi din SMS tumhara, Purane SMS hi padh liya karte hai!!! (Category: Feelings SMS Characters: 155) Added By: Arvind 9832010499 from siliguri Begair jaane pehchaane ikraar na kijiye.Muskurakar dil ko beqrar na kijiye.Gulab bhi de jate hain zakham gehra kabhi kabhi,Har gulab per yun aetbaar na kijiye. (Category: Feelings SMS Characters: 159) Added By: Vicky from Delhi Gaalo pe aasuo ki lakir ban gayi.. kabhi soocha nehi tha aaisi takdir ban gayi.. hamne to firayi ret pe yu hi ungliya, gour se dekha to aapki tasvir ban gayi .. (Category: Feelings SMS Characters: 160) Added By: Abrobit Roy from Bangalore Doubt tht the stars r fire,doubt tht the sun dnt move,doubt truth 2 be a liar,bt never doubt I love U (Category: Feelings SMS Characters: 101) Added By: Demag from srt Sometimes I wonder if love is worth fighting 4,bt thn I remember ur face and I'm ready 4 war (Category: Feelings SMS Characters: 92) Added By: Demag from srt My eyes r hurting coz I cnt see u,my arms r empty coz I cnt hold u,my lips r cold coz I cnt Kiss u n my hr8 is breking coz I’m nt wit u (Category: Feelings SMS Characters: 135) Added By: Demag from srt Give laugh to all,bt smile to one;Cheeks to all,bt lips to one;Luv to all,bt hr8 to one;Let everybody Luv U,bt U luv only one (Category: Feelings SMS Characters: 125) Added By: Demag from srt SMILE: S: Sets u free, M: Makes u special, I: Increases ur face value, L: Lifts up ur spirits, E: Erases all ur tensions, So, please keep smiling. (Category: Feelings SMS Characters: 159) Added By: Raji from jaipu Main mar jaaun toh mera jism jala dena Lekin usme se pehle mera dil nikaal lena Mujhe parvah nahi hai dil ke jal jaane ki Mujhe toh parvah hai usme rehne wale ki (Category: Feelings SMS Characters: 162) Added By: Mamta Kaushik from Faridabad Ek ada aapke dil churane ki, ek ada aapke dil me bus jane ki. chehra apka chandsa aur ek jid hamari chand pane ki. (Category: Feelings SMS Characters: 114) Added By: Pradeep Rajotia from Charkhi Dadri Yeh such hai doston kisi se pyaar na karna, Kabhi kisi ka aitbaar na karna, Tham ke khanjar apne hi hathon mein, Bedardi se apne dil par vaar na karna. (Category: Feelings SMS Characters: 156) Unka aashiana dil mein basa rakha hai, unki yaadon ko seene se laga rakha hai, pta nahi yaad wo hi aate hain kyu, Dost to humne auron ko bhi bana rakha hai.. (Category: Feelings SMS Characters: 160) Added By: Push priya 09868913933 from satna(m.p.) Manzile bhi uski thi, raasta bhi uska tha. Ek main akela tha, kafila bhi uska tha. Saath-Saath chalne ki soch bhi uski thi, Fir raasta badalne ka faisla bhi uska tha. Aaj kyun akela hoon, dil sawal karta hai, Log to uske the, kya KHUDA bhi uska tha? (Category: Feelings SMS Characters: 252) Added By: Push priya from Satna (M.P.) Trying to forget someone you loved is like trying to remember someone you never knew. (Category: Feelings SMS Characters: 85) Added By: Dmg from srt Choti choti baton pe takraar na kiya karo, hamare har majak ko dil pe mat liya karo, kya pata saath hai aur kitne din ka, to pyar se jiya karo. (Category: Feelings SMS Characters: 143) Added By: Manoj Sandhu from karnal Pal hi aisa tha ki hum inkaar na kar paye.. Zamane ke dar se ikraar na kar paye.. Na thi jinke bina zindagi munasib.. Chhod diya sath unhone aur hum ek sawal bhi na kar paye.. (Category: Feelings SMS Characters: 178) Added By: Push(mandeep) from Satna(M.P) Log apna banake chhod dete hai.. Rishte gairo se jod lete hai.. Hum to ek phool bhi na tod sake.. Log to dil bhi tod dete hai.. (Category: Feelings SMS Characters: 130) Added By: Push(mandeep) from Satna(M.P) Treat life as a sea, heart as the seashore & friends like the waves. It never matters how many waves are there? What matters is which one touches the seashore. (Category: Feelings SMS Characters: 159) Added By: Dmg from srt Bahut duur magar bahut pas rehte ho, ankho se dur magar dil k paas rehte ho, mujhe bas itna bata do kya tum b mere bina udas rehte ho? (Category: Feelings SMS Characters: 134) Added By: Dmg from srt Fish: you can never see my tears, bcz i'm in the water... Water: I can feel your tears, bcz you are in my heart (Category: Feelings SMS Characters: 112) Added By: Dmg from srt Money says "spend me not", time says "waste me not", flowers says "touch me not", study says "leave me not" message says "erase me not" and i say "forget me not" (Category: Feelings SMS Characters: 161) Added By: Dmg from srt If I could be any part of you, I’d be ur tear. To be conceived in ur heart, born in ur eyes, live on ur cheeks and die on ur lips (Category: Feelings SMS Characters: 129) Added By: Dmg from srt Tere hothon ki hasi ban ne ka khawab he, teri aagos me simat jane ka khwab he, tu lakh bachale daman isaq ke hathon aasma bankar tuj par chha jane ka khawab he, aajmayish yu to achchi nahi hoti isaq ki,tu chahe to teri takdir ban ne ka khawab he, vo MOT bhi lot jaye tere darvaje pe aake, tujko aesi JINDGI dene khawab he... (Category: Feelings SMS Characters: 332) Added By: Jigoo from from junagadh fill free to here u send me 9427088886 Ishq ke bhi kuch andaz hote nahi, Jagti ankhon mein bhi khawab hote hai, Zaroori nahi k gam mein ansu nikle, Muskurati ankhon mein bhi sailab hote hain (Category: Feelings SMS Characters: 161) Added By: Manjusha Gupta (Mann) from Satna (M.P.) Tujhe khwaab kahu to toot jaayega, Dil kahu to bikhar jaayega, Aansu kahu to beh jaayega, aa tera naam Zindagi rakh du, maut se pehle to tera saath na jaayega. (Category: Feelings SMS Characters: 163) Added By: Manjusha Gupta from Satna (M.P.) Log apna banake chod dete hai... Rishta gairo se jod lete hai... Hum to ek phool bhi na tod sake... Log to dil bhi tod dete hai!! (Category: Feelings SMS Characters: 133) Added By: Sandeep from DILLI Khwab Dekhe bhi nahi aur toot gaye, Wo HUM se mila bhi nahi aur rooth gaye, HUM jagte rahe duniya soti rahi, Ek baarish thi joooooo saat roti RAHI>> (Category: Feelings SMS Characters: 151) Added By: Sandeep from New Delhi Ishq ke bhi kuch andaz hote nahi, Jagti ankhon mein bhi khawab hote hai, Zaroori nahi k gam mein ansu nikle, Muskurati ankhon mein bhi sailab hote hain (Category: Feelings SMS Characters: 154) Added By: Dmg from srt Tumhaari Yaad ke jab zakhm Bharnay lagtay hain** Kisi Bahaanay Tumhay yaad karnay lagtay hain. (Category: Feelings SMS Characters: 98) Added By: Pari Knows : jackfaber78@hotmail.com from HK Pyar karne wale ki kismat buri hoti hai,har mulaquat judai ki ghadi hoti hai,waqt mile to rishtey ki kitab pad lene,DOSTI har rishte se badi hoti hai... (Category: Feelings SMS Characters: 152) Added By: Swati (chartedswati@yahoo.com) from Dream land A bell is no bell 'til u ring it, a song is no song 'til u sing it & luv in ur heart wasn’t put there to stay-luv isn’t luv 'til you give it away (Category: Feelings SMS Characters: 145) Added By: Dmg from srt A bell is no bell 'til u ring it, a song is no song 'til u sing it & luv in ur heart wasn’t put there to stay-luv isn’t luv 'til you give it away (Category: Feelings SMS Characters: 145) Added By: Dmg from srt Kalam uthti hai, lafz nahi milta, jisko dhoond rahe han,vo shakhs nahi milta, firte hain vo zamane ki talash mein, bas hamare liye unhe waqt nahi milta (Category: Feelings SMS Characters: 160) Added By: Manjusha Gupta from mann_adit2002@yahoo.com Socha tha is kadar unko bhul jayenge, dekh kar bhi undekha kar jayenge, par jab samne aaya unka chehra, socha is bar dekh le agli baar bhul jayenge. (Category: Feelings SMS Characters: 158) Added By: Manjusha Gupta from Satna (M.P.) Roye Hai Buhat Tab Zara Karaar Mila Hai Is Jahan Mein kise Bhala Sacha Pyaar Mila He Guzar rahi hai zindagi Imtehan ke daur se Ek khatam Hua Toh Dusra Tayar Mila Hai Mere Damaan ko khushiyo ka nahi Malaal Gham ka khazana jo isko beshumar mila hai Woh kamnasib hai jinhe mehboob mil gaya Mein khushnasib hun mujhe Intezar mil gaya Gham nahi mujhe ki Dushma hua yeh zamana Jab Dost Hathoon Mein Liye Talwar Mila Hai Sab Kuch Khuda Ne Tum Ko Bhala Kaise De Diya Mujhe Tou Uske Dar Se Sirf Inkaar Hi Mila hai (Category: Feelings SMS Characters: 545) Added By: Abhishek from Varanasi Roye Hai Buhat Tab Zara Karaar Mila Hai Is Jahan Mein kise Bhala Sacha Pyaar Mila He Guzar rahi hai zindagi Imtehan ke daur se Ek khatam Hua Toh Dusra Tayar Mila Hai Mere Damaan ko khushiyo ka nahi Malaal Gham ka khazana jo isko beshumar mila hai Woh kamnasib hai jinhe mehboob mil gaya Mein khushnasib hun mujhe Intezar mil gaya Gham nahi mujhe ki Dushma hua yeh zamana Jab Dost Hathoon Mein Liye Talwar Mila Hai Sab Kuch Khuda Ne Tum Ko Bhala Kaise De Diya Mujhe Tou Uske Dar Se Sirf Inkaar Hi Mila hai (Category: Feelings SMS Characters: 533) Added By: SURESH 09829983659 from JAIPUR Koi Baat Esi Kiya Karo, Koi Lafz Esa Kaha Karo Mile Jis Se Dil Ko Qaraar Sa, Koi Shair Esa Padha Karo Nahi Dukh Main Es KO Rakha Karo, Kabhie Sukh Bhi Esko Diya Karo Ye Udas Hai Kayi Roz Se,Mere Dil Main Aa Ke Raha Karo Jo Kathin Kathin Se Hain Raaste,Ye Sabhi Hain Kyon Mere Waaste Ye Jo Jal Raha Hoon Main Aag Main, Kabhie Tum Bhi Es Main Jala Karo Abhi Taq Tumhari He Aas Hai, Mere Dil Ke Ab Bhi Tu Paas Hai Hai Ye Dil TUmhare Hisaar Main,Ese Meri Jaan Rehaa Karo Mera Din Ho Ya Meri Raat Ho,Faqat Ek TUmhari He Baat Ho Abhi Jese Tum Mere Saath Ho, Uoonhi Mere Sath Raha Karo (Category: Feelings SMS Characters: 604) Added By: SURESH 09829983659 from JAIPUR Aansu nahi thamte hain aankhon main abhi tak Jaate hue rota woh mujhe chorr gaya tha Armano ki Duniya ke anmol se sapne pal main woh mere saamne sab torr gaya tha Jaan deta tha meri her baat pe lekin yun hi Besabab Duniya se meri rukh morr gaya tha Din ki tanhayi ka gham, raaton ki uddasi hamraah Saare ghamon se rishta mera jorr gaya tha Aey kaaaaash koi jaa ke usse pooche Yahan kis ke sahare pe mujhe chor gaya tha... (Category: Feelings SMS Characters: 442) Added By: SURESH 09829983659 from JAIPUR Jis waqt khuda ne tumhe banaya hoga, uske dil me ek surur sa chaya hoga. Pahale usne socha hoga tujhe jannat main rakh loon, phir use hamara khyal aya hoga. (Category: Feelings SMS Characters: 159) Added By: Pushpendra_gupta2000@yahoo.com (mandeep) from Satna(M.P.) Socha tha is kadar unko bhul jayenge, dekh kar bhi undekha kar jayenge, par jab samne aaya unka chehra, socha is bar dekh le agli baar bhul jayenge. (Category: Feelings SMS Characters: 151) Added By: Pushpendra_gupta2000@yahoo.com (mandeep) from Satna(M.P.) CHER|SH Cherish the person you love, never tell lies or attempt to hurt them because you won't know how important they are until they are out of your life (Category: Feelings SMS Characters: 155) Added By: Dmg from srt Kismat pur aitbar kisko hai Mil jaye khushi inkaar kisko hai kuch majburiyan hai mere dost warna judai se pyaar kisko hai... (Category: Feelings SMS Characters: 124) Added By: Pari from jaipur Likho toh paigam kuch aisa likho ki kalam bhi rone pe majboor ho jaye, Har labz me vo dard bhar do ki padhne wala pyar karne ko majboor ho jaye. (Category: Feelings SMS Characters: 145) Added By: Pushpendra_gupta2000@yahoo.com from Satna(M.P.) Ankho me arman diya karte he , hum sabaki neend chura liya karte he...aab se jab jab aapki palake zapakegi..samaj lena tab tab hum aapko yad kiya karte he (Category: Feelings SMS Characters: 154) Added By: Shahebaz from Ahmedabad ,saiyed_1@yahoo.com Chand lamho ki zindagani hai.....Nafrato se jiya nahi karte ...lagat he dusamano se guzarish karni padegi ...dost to aab yaad kiya nahi karte (Category: Feelings SMS Characters: 141) Added By: Shahebaz from Ahmedabad Muddate guzari magar kuchh baat na hui, dil ne chaha to bahut par mulaqat na hi. Kai ke ghar bahe kuchh log beghar ho gaye, ghata umri mere dar par magar barsaat na hui. (Category: Feelings SMS Characters: 173) Added By: Manjusha Gupta from Satna (M.P.) mann_adit@hotmail.com Never look for a Good Face, it will turn Old one day. Never look for a Good Skin, It will wrinkle one day. But look for a loyal heart, that will miss you every day. (Category: Feelings SMS Characters: 166) Added By: Bunty from Ludhiana Kalam uthti hai, lafz nahi milta, jisko dhoond rahe han,vo shakhs nahi milta, firte hain vo zamane ki talash mein, bas hamare liye unhe waqt nahi milta (Category: Feelings SMS Characters: 159) Added By: Manjusha Gupta from Satna (M.P.) I may seldom tell u how special u r,I may nt b able to reach u coz we r both busy,bt in spite of all,u knw u r some1 I realy miss & care abt (Category: Feelings SMS Characters: 140) Added By: Dmg from srt Through each day our goal is to touch one's hr8;encourage one's mind & inspire one's soul.May u continually b blessed & b a blessing to others (Category: Feelings SMS Characters: 142) Added By: Dmg from srt Don't u ever wonder y people txt u bt hv nothing imp to say! It's 4 the simple reason.u r such a nice person 2 think of, like the way I'm thinking of u now (Category: Feelings SMS Characters: 155) Added By: Dmg from srt Pal bhar mein toot jaye wo kasam nahi, dosti ko bhool jaye vo hum nahi, Tum bewafa bano is baat main dam nahi, kyunki hamari wafa bhi kuchh kam nahi (Category: Feelings SMS Characters: 149) Added By: Mohd. Aslam Khan from Jaipur, http://www.geocities.com/aslamn786 Bhool se agar koi bhool ho gai ho to bhool samajh ke use bhool jana, Bhulana sirf bhool ko, bhool se bhi hame na bhool hana (Category: Feelings SMS Characters: 124) Added By: Mohd. Aslam Khan from Jaipur, http://www.geocities.com/aslamn786 Life ends when u stop dreaming, hope ends when u stop believing, love ends when u stop caring.. Friendship ends when u stop sharing.. so start sharing with whom ever u consider a friend (Category: Feelings SMS Characters: 185) Added By: Dmg from srt Most Divine 10 Letters ... "FRIENDSHIP" ... Maintain It The most selfish 1 letter ... "I" ... Avoid It. Most Satisfactory 2 letters ... "WE" ... Use It. Most Poisonous 3 letters ... "EGO" ...Kill It. Most used 4 letters ... "LOVE" ... Value It. Most Pleasing 5 letters ... "SMILE" ... Keep It. Fastest Spreading 6 letters ... "RUMOUR" ... Ignore It. Hard Working 7 letters ... "SUCCESS" ... Achieve It. Most Enviable 8 letters ... "JEALOUSY" ... Distance It. Most Essential 9 letters ... "PRINCIPLE" ... Have It. Most Divine 10 Letters ... "FRIENDSHIP" ... Maintain It (Category: Feelings SMS Characters: 580) Added By: Shikha from srt Zindagi sabko miley zarori to nahi,mohabbat sabko miley zarori to nahi. kuch log bahut yaad aate hai woh bhi hamein yad kare zarori to nahi. (Category: Feelings SMS Characters: 140) Added By: Pushpendra_gupta2000@yahoo.com from Satna(M.P.) Zindagi sabko miley zarori to nahi,mohabbat sabko miley zarori to nahi. kuch log bahut yaad aate hai woh bhi hamein yad kare zarori to nahi. (Category: Feelings SMS Characters: 140) Added By: Pushpendra_gupta2000@yahoo.com from Satna(M.P.) Tom Cruise Angelina Jolie Aishwarya Rai Arnold Jennifer Lopez Amitabh Bachhan & me.. All the Stars wish u a Very Happy New Year (Category: Feelings SMS Characters: 134) Added By: Sonu from 9414606315 jaipur SHABNAM NE TO RO KE JI HALKA KAR LIYA. GUM TO UNKA PHUCHIYE JO NA ANSOO BAHA SAKE. (Category: Feelings SMS Characters: 83) Added By: SURESH 09829983659 from Maihar (Satna) M.P. Bahut dur mgar bahut pas rehte ho,ankho se dur magar dil k paas rehte ho,Mujhe bas itna bata do kya tum b mere bina udas rehte ho (Category: Feelings SMS Characters: 129) Added By: Dmg from srt Dur rehkar bhi yaad karenge yeh mat sochna ki bhool jayenge tumeh agar dost bankar raas na aye to ajnabi ban kar yaad ayenge tumeh (Category: Feelings SMS Characters: 136) Added By: Dmg from srt Jindagi ka saath yuhi nibhana parega,yadon ke sahare,sapno ke bahane nayi raah par chalna hai,jane kis moor par phir milan ho,phir haseen shama hamare sang ho (Category: Feelings SMS Characters: 158) Added By: Anurag from India Zindagi ki har khwahish puri nahi hoti, sach hai ki dil ki lagi kabhi nahi bujhati par gum se pahle kabhi kushi nahi milti. (Category: Feelings SMS Characters: 123) Added By: Pushpendra_gupta2000@yahoo.com from New Delhi Hearts could only luv 4 a while u can put many relations in a file, u can make a desert from the Nile, but u can’t stop my smile.as my luv is worthwhile (Category: Feelings SMS Characters: 152) Added By: Demag from Surat Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was choice, but falling in love with you was completely out of my control (Category: Feelings SMS Characters: 116) Added By: Dmg from srt Don’t rush in love for it never runs out. Let love be the one to knock at your door, so by the time you start to fall, you know that your feeling is for sure (Category: Feelings SMS Characters: 157) Added By: Dmg from srt Never waste an opportunity 2 say 'I love U' to someone u really like, coz it is not everyday u'll meet the person who has the magic to let u fall in love (Category: Feelings SMS Characters: 153) Added By: Dmg from srt Loving is not how u forget but how u forgive, not how u listen but how u understand, not what u see but how u feel & not how u let go but how u hold on (Category: Feelings SMS Characters: 151) Added By: Dmg from srt U may b out of my sight,bt nt out of my hrt.U may b out of my reach,bt nt out of my mind.I may mean nothing 2 u bt u'll always b special 2 me (Category: Feelings SMS Characters: 143) Added By: Dmg from srt The sky witout stars is lik sleep witout dreams,lik a song witout music,lik a rose witout smel,lik a face witout smile,lik ME without U (Category: Feelings SMS Characters: 135) Added By: Dmg from srt Hum woh nahi jo tuje gum mein chhod de, Hum woh nahi jo tujse nata tod de, Hum to tere woh hain jo agar teri saanse toot jaye to apni saaso ko jod de When night r long & frnz r few,I sit alone & think of u, with a lonely heart & a silent tear,i long to have u & hold u near,Days r empty when i don't hear from u.just a simple hello & my worries r trough,why I feel this way I think i hv a clue,I m glad I hv a friend like U.. Dil ke baat dil mein na rahe ankhon ke khawab ankhon mein na rahe Dil ki baat isi liye keh di aap ko... ke galti se aap kisi aur ke dil mein na rahe. Kashish honi chahiye yaad karne ki, lamhe to apne aap mil jate hai. Waqt hona chaiye saath guzarne ke liye, bahane to apne aap mil jate hai. Friendship what it is? Some say relation between two persons. Some say Tuning of two Different minds at one. But I say its the FEELING that my heart got from you. Jab bhi khayal aaya tera aaya, ankhein band ki to khwab tera aaya, Socha yaad kar loon khuda ko pal do pal, Honth khule toh naam tera aaya... Tanhaaiyo mein waqt barbad kiya karte hai hum har din har pal tujhe yaad kiya karte hai hum Main nahi jaanta gharwale batate hai neend mein bhi tera naam liya karte hai hum….. I may be far 4 a min, 4 a hr, 4 a day, 4 a month, but I’l always b there 4 u. I may not be able to always say good morning, good evening, good night, but, I’ll never say Gud Bye… Treat life as a sea, heart as a seashore and friends like waves. It never matters how many waves are there? What matters is which one touches the seashone Yuhi rulana tha to pehle bata dete, armaan bhare dil ko hum khud hi mita dete, itna dard lekar kahan jayenge, tumhe ehsaas hoga usse pehle hi hum mar jayenge Its not the presence of someone that brings meaning to life, but its the way that someone touches your heart which gives a beautiful meaning Fish: you can never see my tears, bcz i'm in the water... Water: I can feel your tears, bcz you are in my heart What makes some people Dearer? Is not just the happiness that you feel when you meet them, But the pain you feel,when you miss them. Whenever u want to know how rich u r, juz drop a tear from ur eyes n look around… The number of hands that reach out to wipe your tears will tell u how rich you are! Every sms u send I keep inside my heart, every word u say touches upon my soul… we may not see each other but u will always be someone special to me… Kalam uthayi hai lafs nahi milta, jisko dhoond rahein hain vo shaks nahi milta, Phirte hain vo zamaane ki talaash mein, bas humare liye unhe waqt nahi milta !!! Y do we close our eyes wen we sleep - wen we dream, wen we kiss? dis is becoz the most precious thing in the world is unseen. Wen i close my eyes i c u Last night thinking of you one tear rolled out. I asked it Why are you out? Tear said: there is someone so beautiful in your eyes, there is no place for me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KumaarShah 143 Report post Posted April 24, 2006 (edited) How do you write so many SMSs to the computer? Did you transfer from your mobile to the computer? What is the procedure to do that? Can it be done from RIM? I also have a good collection of SMSs both in GSM (Nokia N-Gage) and RIM (LG 6230), but I do not have the time to type out each and every SMS on the computer. Edited April 24, 2006 by khs123 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ashokjp 15 Report post Posted April 24, 2006 How do you write so many SMSs to the computer? Did you transfer from your mobile to the computer? What is the procedure to do that? Can it be done from RIM? I also have a good collection of SMSs both in GSM (Nokia N-Gage) and RIM (LG 6230), but I do not have the time to type out each and every SMS on the computer. for Nokia use PC Suite Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Utsav 0 Report post Posted May 21, 2006 Universal SMS collection from SantaBanta(siterip). sms_U.zip Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
copperco2 24 Report post Posted February 21, 2007 1. **5 minutes ago you were traveling to office at 80 mph. in your brand new car. Now you are traveling to hospital at double the speed in an ambulance, you wish there was 'undo (ctrl + Z)' in life! 2. **You are already late, and your key is missing, you wish there was 'find tool (ctrl+F)' in life! 3. **You are a bankrupt, after investing in some weird business, you wish there was 'rebuild all' in life! 4. **The train is so crowded that you cannot get anywhere near that nice girl at the other end, You wish there was 'zoom & view full screen' in life! 5. **After marriage you realize that there is bound to be a mismatch, you wish there was an valuation period' or at least a 'sample download' or a 'demo version'! 6. **One day you realize that you are turning bald, you wish there was 'cut and paste (ctrl + X)/(ctrl + C)' in life! And the best one is .......... 7. **The best part of the keyboard is U & I are together which is not always there in life...... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yuvanextgen 0 Report post Posted January 6, 2008 What is a difference between a Kiss, a Car and a Monkey? A kiss is so dear, a car is too dear and a monkey is U dear. God picked up a flower n dipped it in dew,he lovingly touched it, & it turned into u.And then he gifted it to me n said this friend is 4 u Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sougatadc 358 Report post Posted March 15, 2008 What is the difference between battle at a warfield and strife between husband and wife? Ans: In the second case, you sleep with your enemy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drsandyppc 6 Report post Posted September 13, 2008 Choose ur words carefully. Each words has power to make or break! price & worth mean the same BUT when u add "LESS" one become PRICELESS & other WORTHLESS! Zindagi ki asli Udan abhi baki hai. Aapke Iradon ka Imtihan abhi baki hai> Abhi to napi hai muthi bhar zami, Aage abhi sara asmanbaki hai... Suhagraat ko dulha bola:- Jaan aaj tumhe chand pe le jau ya taron pe? Dulhan sharma ke boli:-Aapka rocket dekhkar bataungi. There are times when I disturbed U, troubled U, pestered U, irritated U, bugged u, But 2day I just wanna tel u that . ."I PLAN 2 CONTINUE... "Thought of The day" Xpecting the world to treat u fairly bcoz u r a gud person 7 like expecting the tiger not 2 attack u bcoz u r a vegetarian. Maine Jannat ka darwaza Khatkhataya! Awaz aayi, Kya chahiye? Kamyabi, Khushiyan, lambi Umar Awaz aayi- kiske liy? Maine kaha -jo is waqt SMS pad raha hai,Uske liye No one is born happy But all of us r born with d ability to creat happynesss So make others HAPPY Flash ur sweetest smile everywhere Good night. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Honest 836 Report post Posted September 13, 2008 ^^^ Thats great my dear Sandip. Keep it up buddy. Regards. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vikasmahajanz 33 Report post Posted September 14, 2008 just try to send sms with www.way2sms.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hritik123 4 Report post Posted January 24, 2009 Santa: I have swallowed a key. Doctor: When? Santa: 3 months back! Doctor: What were you doing till now? Santa: I was using duplicate key, now I have lost it too. passenger: How dare u put ur hand in my pocket? Santa: I wanted a matchbox. Passenger: U could have asked me. Santa: I don't speak to strangers . Women r confusing... Before marriage they expect a man, After marriage they suspect a man, After he dies they respect the man !!! Santa at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call Modern art? Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, that's a mirror! If U Learn From Your Mistake, then You are Intelligent. But If You Learn From Somebody's Mistake Then You Are a Genius". Have a Nice Day ! Film Director Santa: U have to jump to a swimming pool-from 100 ft. Actor: But I don't know swimming sir. Santa: Don't worry there is no water. By the time you realise what your parents said was right. You will have a kid who begins to think you are wrong! God Bless and Enjoy ur Day. Look Outside, It's so pleasant! Sun Smiling For you, Trees Dancing for you, Birds singing for you, Because I requested them All to wish you HAPPY MAKAR SANKRANT! I Wish That Warmth Of Bonn Fire, Sweetness Of Gurh & Rewri at Lohri Remain With U For Ever. Happy Lohri ! Some things are left undone, some words are left unsaid, some feelings are left unexpressed, but someone as sweet as you could never be left Un-missed . Sometimes in life we tend 2 run so fast that we don't notice friends running with us, we only notice them wen we fall & they r there to hold us. So run, as I'm there 2 hold U. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mukeshlst 5 Report post Posted January 10, 2010 I could be a Doctor and Save Lives. I could be a Lawyer and Defend Lives. I could be a Soldier and Protect Lives. But Why to Play with others Lives? So I chose to be an Engineer, and Destroy My own Life. Dedicated to all Engineers. Pakistani Boy: "Mere 4 Bhai & 6 Behne Hain, Aap K Kitne Hain? American Boy: "Mere Bhai, Behen Nahi, Par Pehli Mom Se 4 Papa Aur Pehle Papa Se 6 Mom Hain" :-) What Is More Painful? When A Person Whom You Trust, Hurts You? Or.... The Person Whom You Hurt, Still Trusts You? Think and Reply Fast. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
