chandramauli 0 Report post Posted September 16, 2004 Son (S): Why is making love so enjoyable? Father (F): It is just like the sensation when you are digging your Nose with your finger!! S: Why do women enjoy more than men? F: It is because when you dig your nose, your nose feels more comfort Than your finger. S: Why do women hate it when they get raped? F: It is like when you are walking on the street, someone else come over and digs your nose, do you like it?? S: Why can a woman make love on particular days? F: If your nose is bleeding, do you still dig it?? S: Why do men not like to wear condoms when they are making love? F: Do you like to dig your nose with a glove on your finger. S: Why is making love carried out in private? F: Will you dig you nose in front of your class? Stupid! S: WAAO . . Father you are GREAT. ___________________________________________________ someone please find an appropritate place to move this topic . Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hritik123 4 Report post Posted October 9, 2004 BBC CNBC NDTV CNN AAJ TAK STAR NEWS ZEE NEWS Have u watched any news channel today all said I MISS YOU Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Utsav 0 Report post Posted October 9, 2004 Smoking reduces ur life by 5 mins. Sex increases ur life by 10 min. So the conclusion is that a f**king smoker never dies. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hritik123 4 Report post Posted October 11, 2004 every failure is a lesson well learned, every success is a battle well fought . & every good PERSON like u is a jewel well kept ! G Morning Everyone wants 2b sun & bring brightness in 2 ur life but i want 2b moon & give u light in the darkest moments of ur life Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hritik123 4 Report post Posted October 15, 2004 what is diff between a woman and magnet ?? Magnets have a positive side Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hritik123 4 Report post Posted October 22, 2004 seven lines 2 be happy 1. never hate 2. dont worry 3 .live simple 4 .expect little 5. give a lot 6. always smile 7. keep in touch with me Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hritik123 4 Report post Posted October 26, 2004 hritik123 said: seven lines 2 be happy 1. never hate 2. dont worry 3 .live simple 4 .expect little 5. give a lot 6. always smile 7. keep in touch with me 16692[/snapback] bhagvan se pani manga to sagar dia, phool manga to bagicha diya ,ghar manga to mahal dia, aur paisa manga to apka number dia , kab aun lene ?? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Utsav 0 Report post Posted October 26, 2004 Sardar1:- Marte Waqt Aadmi Ko Kya Dena Chahiye? Sardar2:-Birla cement Sardar1:-Kyun? Sardar2:- Kyunki Is Cement Mein Jaan Hain Once a sardar calls another sardar on the phone and says "Hi, Main Bol Raha Hoon". The other sardar replies Kamaal Hain, Ithe Vi Main Bol Raha Hoon!" A Sardar had called an Englishman for lunch. There was curd on the table. The guest asked what is this? The Sardar didn't know English, he said "Milk sleeping in night, morning becomes tight" Once a sardarji tries to cheat the Indian railways. He is thinking for a novel idea. He thinks a lot and finally he did one thing, he bought the ticketand didn't travel. A sardar was drawing money from ATM. The sardar behind him in the line said, "Ha! Ha! Haaa! I've seen ur password. Its 4 asterisks(****). The first sardar replies, " Ha! Ha! Haaa! U r wrong. Its 1258." What is the height of stupidity? 2 sardarjies sitting on a motorcycle & fighting for a window seat Did you hear about the sardarji who is so rich he has two swimming pools, one of which is always empty? It's for people who can't swim! Santa Singh: Will this bus take me to Jalandhar? Driver: Which part? Santa Singh: All of me, of course! What do you call a Sardarji in a deep well? A deep thinker... Sardarji calls Air India. 'How long does it take to fly to Amritsar?' 'Just a sec,' says the customer service assistant. 'Thank you.' says the Sardarji and hangs up. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vishal Gupta 4 Report post Posted October 26, 2004 Good stuff Utsav! and "Cheating the Indian Railway" was very nice. LAGE RAHO!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RSumit 0 Report post Posted October 28, 2004 Once upona time a LEGEND was sending msgs & FOOLS used to enjoy it. 2day the LEGEND is back & the history continues..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Utsav 0 Report post Posted October 28, 2004 Q: What is the similarity between a **** and a matchstick? A: Both have head without brains and they both flare up at slightest friction. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hritik123 4 Report post Posted October 30, 2004 penis says to his two balls i will take u 2 to party 2nite....2 bals reply - u fukin liar, u always get inside n leave us outside Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ashokjp 15 Report post Posted October 31, 2004 I know u Love her, its not a secret anymore! She's pretty, She's so rich 'n cultured. Congrats! She turns 56 in few days. HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY. Laughter, love, & quiet hours... Beauty, songs, fragrantflowers cares&problems left behind, a happy heart a peaceful mind.. May ur life be filled with all these things!!! Ice is a cream Love is a dream but friendship is evergreen.Don"t make friends before understanding. Don"t break friendship after understanding Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Utsav 0 Report post Posted October 31, 2004 Q: What is the definition of old age? A: When it takes the whole night to do what you used to do the whole night! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ashokjp 15 Report post Posted November 28, 2004 U NEED JOY main hoon na U NEED FRIEND main hoon na U NEED PEACE main hoon na U NEED HELP main hoon na U NEED CASH Hum aapke hain kaun?(".) ------------ Dont go 4 looks; they can deceive: dont go 4 wealth; even that fades away. Go 4 someone who makes U SMILE; bcoz it takes only a smile 2 make a dark day seem bright. Find the 1 that makes Ur HEART smile. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hritik123 4 Report post Posted December 14, 2004 (edited) everyone wants to be sun & bring brightness in ur life bit i want 2b the moon & give u light in the darkest moments of ur life When I call you, 1 ring means i'm thinkin of you, 2 rings means i like you, 3 rings means i'm missing you, 4 rings means i need you, 5 rings mean.. BEHRE PHONE UTTHA! clap.gif Edited December 21, 2004 by StaticElectricity Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hritik123 4 Report post Posted December 25, 2004 Tere DIL mein rahenge SMS bankar, Dhadkano mein bajenge RINGTONE bankar, Kabhi apne DIL se juda mut Samajana, Hum tere saath chalenge NETWORK bankar..!! What do I do when I see someone extremely Gorgeous, Attractive, Terrific, Cute, Fabulous.... I Stare, I smile, And, when I get tired..... I put down the mirror Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hritik123 4 Report post Posted December 25, 2004 Unlike others, ur brain is a masterpiece. it has 2 halves- the left & the right. The left has nothing right in it & d right has nothing left in it. Why do you think I SMS you ? Is it because I care ? Or I miss you ? Or I love you ? Or I need You ? No ! It's b'coz... Timepass ke liye koi BAKRA chaiye Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
niket 0 Report post Posted December 25, 2004 Don"t Open this sms for 8 days.... Just as I thought ! U cannot wait.. OK Go ahead ! Open it... "WISH U HAPPY NEW YR-2005" remember, I greeted u first... Hosle se kaam lena chahiye Bure waqt me bhi muskurana chahiye. 7 din me agar KHUJLI na mite to 8ve din naha lena chahiye. Have a FRESH DAY. ROBERT-Boss isne kuch bhi nahi kiya phir ise saza kyo di?AJIT-Smart boy,ajkal jamana PREPAID ka hey.pehle saja bhugto aur phir galti karo. Introducing 1st time sardani's joke in India.Y did sardarni keep d door open while taking a bath? Bcoz she was afraid that some1 might see through d keyhole. Night stops the way Day shows the Ray Moon Indicates the beauty Sun Remembers the duty World never stops 2 tell us 1 thing GOOD MORNING Have a Nice Day! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hritik123 4 Report post Posted January 7, 2005 Boss Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early. Criminal A guy no different from the rest... except that he got caught. Diplomat A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip. Doctor A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills. Experience The name men give to their mistakes. Father A banker provided by nature. Marriage It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and woman gains her master's. Miser A person who lives poor so that he can die rich. Rumor News that travels at the speed of sound. Tears The hydraulic force by which masculine power is defeated by feminine power. Worry Interest paid on trouble before it falls due. Yawn The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
v4victory 0 Report post Posted April 28, 2005 Don't marry an Airtel woman she will touch u 2morrow Don't marry a Hutch woman wherever u go her network follows u Don't marry an Idea woman her idea will change ur life Don't marry a BSNL woman she had a network all over India so its better to marry a Reliance woman buy one get one free Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vishal Gupta 4 Report post Posted April 28, 2005 (edited) Some good SMS: 1.I wrote ur name on the sand & it got washed away.I wrote ur name in the air & it got blown away.I wrote ur name on my heart &..I got a HEART ATTACK! 2.I would like 2 officially announce that I am already accepting friendshipday gifts in cash, cheques, chocolates, luv & airtime. Avoid rush, Send Now! Thank U! 3.If I got ur smile, I dnt need flowers, If I got ur voice, I dnt need music, If u speak 2 me I dont need anybdy else, If U r my frnd I dont need the world! 4.We've known Each other 4 Quite a while now, do u think we can be more than FRNDS? Will u be my PARTNER 2 rob a BANK !? 5.I saw something in a shops window - it was stunning hot, cute, simply adorable. i was supposed to buy it for u. But then I realised it was my reflection. 6.The World is Round We'll meet again. When we meet I'll ask You "How are You" Hope You'll not ask "Who are You'! 7.NOBODY like U, NOBODY cares for U, NOBODY misses U, NOBODY wants to see U good, NOBODY is Ur best friend, NOBODY is happy with U, ...Dont cry!!! My name is NOBODY. 8.I saw U on ROAD today. U were lukin SO fine, Ur face SO divine, Ur walk SO perfect. My HEART started singing a Sweet Song: WHO LET THE DOGS OUT! 9.A study has proved that all fools use their THUMB while reading a SMS. Now its 2 late dont try 2 change ur finger! Catch another fool! 10.Stars + moon = romantic night, Birds + sky = lovely day, Forest + animals = beautiful world, YOU+YOUR SMILE = "AYYO PAEYI" 11.HI VISHAL HERE. PROMISE ME V R GOOD FRNDS. I M LITE U R LAMP. I M WATER U R TANK. I M TARZEN U R MONKEY. 12.Do u know that your Smile takes 1000 People to Death. ? Save The World, , , , , , , , , So Plz start brushing regularly 13.When u get ths SMS, snd it to 1person U luv, 1 u hate, 1 u always think of & 1 u wish to kill. now keep guessing why i send it to u!!! 14.no visits.... no calls.... no sms.... no mails.... no miscals.... i'm worried... R u in jail again?? 15.5steps to a LOVELY MORNING. CLose ur eyes, take a deep breath, open ur arms, fell ur heartbeet & say 'Its too early, let me sleep a bit more!' GOOD MORNING. 16.Sardarji is writing a letter to his son. It goes like this, "Son, I know you can't read fast, so am writing this letter very slow." 17.My Life was in darkness before i met u. but now it is bright. u know why? .... .... Coz u r a "TUBELIGHT" 18.A Sardar was in a hotel and his cellular phone rang. He picked it up and said " Hello, how did you know I was here?" 19.Dialog between computer hardware engineer & manager, Engg. : Sir, you cannot use this printer right now because I don't have driver for it. Manager : Oh my driver is ideal sitting in car. you can use him. 20.No matter how sad, no matter how blue, i feel better juz thinking of u. But i'm happier each time i msg u coz i noe i'll be disturbing YOU!!! hahahahaha (',) 21.It took my physical, mental, and emotional energy to tell that how much I love her. But she just said "no" without giving a second thought. 22.A girl phoned me the other day and said...Come on over, there is nobody home. I went over. Nobody was home. 23.Of course... If you want something there is always a way to get there. Unfortunately on my way there are road works. Edited April 29, 2005 by Vishal Gupta Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
imvikky 0 Report post Posted April 29, 2005 I'll post some more later... when I type them Kya hua janaab aj kal ap humein msg hi nahi karte, Etne busy ho gaye kya, ya humein bhool gaye kya... Waqt mile to humein yaad kar lena pal pal na sahidin mein ek bar yaad kar lena Dost honge aapke hazar par hum bhi hain ekbaar yaad kar lena... Your world is spinning round and round? Heart is beating faster n faster? Do you think its love? Na Na Its called High B.P. Hum to musroof the apni tanhaiyon main Muddaton bad kisine pukara hai, Ek pal teher ke sochne lage Kya yeh naam humara hai??? Zamane se kabke guzar gaye hote Thokar na lagi hoti bach gaye hote, Bandhe hai bas teri dosti ke dhage main,warna kabke motiyon ke jaise bikhar gaye hote.. Bade ajeeb hai yeh zindagi ke mod aanjani rah main dost ban jaate hai.. Milneki khusi de na de bichadne ka gam jaarur de jaate hain... Zindgi main hamesha haste raho,hasna zindgi ke zaroorat hai, Zindagi jiyo to is andaz main ki tumhe dekhkar sabko lage zindagi kitni khoobsurat hai... Zindagi ko haseen kalpana samjho, Subah ko sach rat ko sapna samjho Bhulana chahte ho sabhi gamo ko to Zindgi main kisi ko aapna samjho... The moon said to me,"If your friend is not messagin U,Y don't you leave your friend?" I looked back and said,"Does ur sky ever leave you when U don't shine?" Karni hame khuda se kuch fariyd baki hai, hume unse kehni kuch baat baaki hai, maut aayegi keh denge ruk, Aabhi mere pyare se dost ki mulakat bbaki hai... Tanhai main faryad to kar sakte hai,Virane ko aabad to kar sakte hain Kya hua tumhe mil nahi sakte lekin tumhe Yaad to kar sakte hain... Today is a "chocolate day", Dairymilk 4 love,perk 4 frienship,kitkat 4 best frien polo 4 hate,mentos 4 cruel person...What do you choose 4 me reply is must... Tumhari dosti ne bahut kuch sikha diya, meri khamosh duniya ko jaise hansa diya, Karzdar hu main khuda ka jisne mujhe tum jaise dost se mila diya... If 2 hearts are meant to be friends,no matter how long it takes, How far dey go,how tuf it seems, Fate'll dem tagather to share friendship 4evr... A friend is a GIFT when it is new, Its a miracle when it is true... But U know what Its a BLESSING when it is YOU... Risto ki kitab ka cover hai dosti,dosti se bani hai apni hasti, Khoon se risto ki baat karte hain aap,Hamare liye to zindagi hai apki DOSTI... Life is at its weakest when there is more doubts than trust... butlifeis at its strongest when u learn how to trust inspite of the doubts!!! Nazar Andaz kaise kare aapko, Nazaron main bithaye huin hain aapko, Yaad aaye to roye bhi kaise, Jaante hain ki palke jhuki to chubhengi aapko... A special smile, a special face, a special some1, I can't replace! A special hi 4m me to U, for the special frienship I've found in U... Bina tujhe dekhe teri tasveer bana doon,Bina tujhe mile tera haal bata doon, Hai meri dosti main inti taakat,teri aakh ke aansu apni aakh se gira doon... Aapki mehfil ka mausam suhaana lage,Ek pal churalu Agar bura ne lage, Ap hume milke hume bhool jooge,par aapko bhulane main shayad zamana lage... Darte hai aag se kahi jal na jaye, Darte hain khwab se kahi tut na jaye, Lekin sabse jyada darte hain aapse aap kahin humse ruth na jaye... Boy: Shadi karke bhaag jaye ya bhaag kar shadi kare Girl: Fate huyi chappal se mar khayega ya chappal phatne tak maar khayega... Our friendship is like playing on a see-saw,Not only bcoz its always a fun to be with you but also bcoz I wont mind going down to see u rise ARZ HAI SACHE DIL SE... Safar mera adhura hi rahega... Jab tak aapka saath nahi milega.. Bhale hi aakele phuchoo mainzil tak.. Kuch bhulne ka ehsaas jarur Rahega... Chahne se koi baat nahi hoti,Surajke saath raat nahi hoti... Chahte hain hum Jiise jaan se bhi jyada, Bas unhi se mulakaat nahi hoti... If someone u love hurts u set him free, If he comes back...shoot the b*****d If he doesn't come back... hunt him down and then shoot the b*****d. There is always a reason for everything A reason to live a reason to love a reason to cry but if you can't find a reason to smile can I be d reason for a while Nurse gave new born baby to the Sardar...The Sardar screamed"Puttar Hua,Puttar Hua!!" But he nurse"Abe gadhe! Meri ungali chod!,ladki hui hai" Witihn ten seconds your brain will be refreshed... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 Error: Brain not found Try again... My friendship means a little heart that never hates,a smile that never fades It means a touch that never hurts & a relationship that never breaks... I have a habit of thinking about you which never goes... If you remove 'H' A BIT remains, If you remove 'A' BIT remains... If you remove 'B' IT still remains... Aisi dosti ho hamari tumhari ki har raah har dagar har safar main mile, Mar bhi jaoon agar to dosti ki khatir tu bagal wali kabar main mile... Mom taught me 1hr=60min Father taught me 1min=60sec.. but they never told me that 1 sec without you=1 million years ============================================================================================ A Sardar breaks egg to make an omlet...He finds the egg emptyHe got frustated and said Iski Maa ki aj kal murge bhi condom istemal karne lage hain... Once Sonia took Laloo home,stripped & said"tie me to the bed and do what bihari guys do the best" Laloo tied her to bed took the TV,stereo and ran away... Y cars r better dan woman coz u don't mind other guy servicing ur car, U can get inside ur car all month,Is easy to turn ur car on and u can pick other women with ur car... Happiest man is one whose daughters pphotograph is on femina cover,son on India today, girlfriend on Filmfare and wife missing column of newspaper... Elephant to camel why do you have boobs on your back? Camel replied thats a ****ing good question from some1 with a **** on his face... Three fastest means of communication 1 Telephone 2 Television 3 Tell-a-woman ...still faster tell her not to tell any1... Smiling is the second best thing you can do with your lips... Ofcourse you know the first one Its keepin your mouth shut!! Do you want a new ringtone? Wait for 5 secs... 05... 04... 03.. 02.. 01. PRRRRRRRR..... Liked it???? If someone U love hurts you set him free... If he comes back shoot the b*****d! If he doesn't come back... hunt him down and then shoot the b*****d!! U r a good runner coz U r always running in my mind. U r a good thief coz U have stolen my heart & I must be a bad shooter coz I always MISS you What would confuse a homosexual person? Ans: An apple Confused?I knew you would be.... Maryada purushottam shiri RAM ko lanka pe atteck karne ke liye 500 monkey chahiye... 499 pahucha diye hain SMS milte hi niklo Bolo Jai Siya Ram... Kal raat ko khabar aayi ke char Gundo ne teri kanpati pe banduk rakh ke kaha "JAAN DE YA GAAND DE DE"Aaj dekh ke aacha laga ki tu zinda hai DOST Surdar orders MASALA DOSA eats only masala. Orders Samosa eats only aalo Why? coz he is not well and Doc has advised"Bahar ki cheez mat khana" One who surrenders when he is wrong is HONEST, One who surrenders when he is not sure is WISE One who surrenders even when he is sure that he is right is HUSBAND... An archeologist is the best husband a waman can get??? the older she gets the more interested in her... What is the Full form of CONDOM??? C.onfidential O.rnament N.eeded for D.omestic O.cassion b4 M.arriage... What is the Full form of "SAREE" S.exy A.ssorted R.oom of E.ntertainment & E.xitement "BRA"B.reast R.estin A.rea "PANTE"P.ulldown A.t N.ight T.o E.njoy God made whisky,God made PEPSI then He made me so goddamn sexy... God made rivers,God made lakes...then HE made U Oh comeon every1 makes mistakes What did Gabbar Singh ask his Mom when He was born? Maa kitne Aadmi the???? Uff,dabao na jara zor se,Aisa karo aapni shirt nikalo.Pant bhi nikal do, meri kurti bhi..Ab zorse... Tight hai...Aur jorse.. OOOUUUMMMHH ho gaya suitcase band. Yaad aate hain woh bachpan ke haseen din jab hum tum masti kiya karte the, tum lollipop ke roya karte the hum apni pant khol kar manaya karte the... A frustrated father's defensive reply in one sentence to his offensive unruly son.... I SHOULD HAVE WASTED YOU IN THE BATHROOM!! System of love Jan-Rose Feb-Propose March-Gift April-Lift May-Chatting June-Dating July-Mis U August-Kiss U September-Anger October-Danger November-Left December-Next Beauty is not how you look?... It is not how handsome you are... It is not your figure too... Beauty is the inner self so change your chaddi daily. 70yrs old man-Doc meri sex ka style kya hona chahiye? Doc-Doggy style Old man-apka matlab peeche se dalun Doc-nai saale sirf suungh aur chaat Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vishal Gupta 4 Report post Posted May 3, 2005 Promise me we are true friends I am lamp you are light I am Coke you are Sprite I am Sawan you are badal I am Normal you are Pagal I am Water you are Tanki I am Tarzan you are Monkey.....PoOoOoH!!! ---------------------------------------------- You r my sweet SONA I don't want u 2 KHONA I want a place in your heart's KONA Otherwise i will start RONA Atleast Good Morning to kar LONA --------------------------------------------------- TUSI bade hi gr8 ho, RASGULLE ki pl8 ho, PEPSI ka cr8 ho, ANDE ka oml8 ho, E-mail KARNE ME bade le8 ho, JALEBI ki tarah stra8 ho, KHER jo bhi ho mere fevr8 ho...! --------------------------------------------------- Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum Doob kar jisme marr jayu vo River ho tum Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum... --------------------------------------------------- Dil mein aansuyo ke mele hain Tum bin hum bohat akele hain Sab kuch chod kar tumeh e-mail karte hain Dekho hum kitne vele hain >> * vele = lazy (vele is a Punjabi word) --------------------------------------------------- Someday u may lose ur hair. u may lose ur teeth- ur money & even lose ur mind. But 1 thing u will never loose is ur good looks. coz u cant lose wot u don't have! --------------------------------------------------- Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye Aur humare dil se awaaz nikalii.... Fiteh Mooh...Tusin Ethe vii aa gaye !!! --------------------------------------------------- When u feel sad.... To cheer up just go to the mirror and say, "damn I am really so cute" u will overcome your sadness. But don't make this a habit..... Coz liars go to hell !!!! --------------------------------------------------- Aap kya jaano hum kitna yaad karte hain maano ya na maano har pal fariyaad karte hain Roz khat likhte hain CARTOON NETWORK ko aur aapko play karne ki maang karte hain.... waaaaahhhhhhhhh... tongue.gif --------------------------------------------------- Shaam hote hii ye Dil udaas hota hai Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai.. tongue.gif --------------------------------------------------- When the time comes for you to give your heart to someone make sure that u select someone who will never break your heart coz broken hearts have no spare parts. --------------------------------------------------- Teri yaad mein humne kalam uthaayi liya paper aur tasveer aapki bnayi socha tha ki usko dil se laga kar rakhenge magar vo to bacho ko draane ke kaam aayi... rolleyes.gif --------------------------------------------------- A good Friend is like a computer he ENTERS in your life SAVE himself in your heart,FORMATS all your troubles and never DELETE you from his heart. laugh.gif --------------------------------------------------- I see your face when I am dreaming That's why I always wake up screaming ohmy.gif --------------------------------------------------- Tum hoti to aisa hota, tum hoti to waisa hota Tum is baat pe itna hasti, tum uss baat pe itna khush hoti, Tum is baat pe ye kehti,tum uss baat pe wo kahati shukar hai tum nahi ho!!! --------------------------------------------------- Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya Ki Paaglo ke stock mein Naya Maal Aaya rolleyes.gif --------------------------------------------------- Umeedo ki manjil toot gayi aankho se ashqo ki dhara beh gayi are tumahri bhi kya izaat reh gayi jab class ki ladki bhaiya keh gayi sobbing.gif -------------------------------------------------- World has introduced a new rule ---> Good Looking people should be thrown out of the country!!! You are safe..... Where should i hide????? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ashoksoft 83 Report post Posted June 19, 2005 Herez a small one ... FOR GEEKS Heard of Sex on Unix ? Unix Sex: { look; find; talk; grep; touch; finger; find; flex; unzip; mount; workbone; fsck; yes; gasp; fsck; yes; eject; umount; makeclean; zip; split; done; exit } Share this post Link to post Share on other sites