digitalnirvana 646 Report post Posted September 17, 2013 Pure filth 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
csmart 472 Report post Posted September 23, 2013 2 mins of silence for those people Who bought Blackberry only for BBM 25k kaaa phone liyaa Time to time 400 ka recharge krwaya.. Har timee hang hone pr wait kra Reboot honee pr bhi sabar rakha Itna sabh jhelnee k baad bb userz ko kya milaa "BABA JI KA THULU" Sent from my SCH-R950 using Tapatalk 2 7 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KanagaDeepan 1,084 Report post Posted September 23, 2013 ^^^^^ Haha... It reminds my earlier days of BB8830, when i used to change SIM (when using it as GSM phone) the phone takes soo much time to restart and showing the desktop screen, I used to finish my breakfast at that time.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
csmart 472 Report post Posted September 26, 2013 This is must watch for every one of us.... 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
amitroutray 384 Report post Posted October 2, 2013 Lalu ji ka samashya ka samadhan Triggered from Transformer 300 using Tapatalk HD 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
digitalnirvana 646 Report post Posted October 19, 2013 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
digitalnirvana 646 Report post Posted October 19, 2013 MMS watching Rahul's speech on the ordinance: MMS reaction: Rahul thinks SCORE! yeah: Sonia vs Rahul angry discussion: Rahul loses to mom's angry screams and apologizes: 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
admirer2000 100 Report post Posted November 7, 2013 Phone . . . 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
amitroutray 384 Report post Posted November 19, 2013 The Most Beautiful & Touching Memorable Speech from Sachin.Thank you... http://youtu.be/CfCBWUkWzXM 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
amitroutray 384 Report post Posted December 26, 2013 Watch out... it's BMW 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
digitalnirvana 646 Report post Posted January 28, 2014 (edited) Prost! Edited January 28, 2014 by digitalnirvana 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
csmart 472 Report post Posted January 28, 2014 (edited) Sonia: How was the interview beta?Raga: Mom, I prepared for history exam and arnab took math's Rahul Gandhi’s interview reminded me of the Azharuddin days. Commentator: How is the pitch? Azhar: The boys played well Arnab: What came first? The chicken or the egg?? RaGa: We want to empower the chicken and give RTI to the egg. :-D If RaGa becomes PM, the red beacon that he'll get for his vehicle will be called LOL batti Rahul talked of empowering people a 100 times in 10 minutes. And he has not been able to empower his PM in 10 years! Rahul Gandhi just told Arnab Goswami that the questions are out of syllabus. You know how in exams we know very little and try to fit it in every answer? That's what Rahul is trying to do in every question! The fundamental issue at hand is by the time Rahul understands the question Arnab is on 3th question Rahul Gandhi has now said 'empowering women' more number of times than total women population of the country. This is like watching 2 different shows. Arnab's questions and Rahul's answers. Arnab: "Would you have a debate with Modi?" Rahul: "Look we need an alternative. Tap global energy. Empower women!!!" Arnab: What is your name? Rahul: Empower women. Just In: Arnab Goswami booked for raping Rahul Gandhi under section 377 If Stupidity was measured in bricks, Rahul Gandhi would be the great wall of China. Every time Congress try to dig a grave for Narendra Modi, Rahul Gandhi jumps into it. Somewhere down below Indira Gandhi must be slapping Rajiv for not using condoms 40 years ago !! World's leading Condom companies are buying rights to the Pappu's interview ...to prove a point ...dont repent later and the best.... If you missed, Rahul Gandhi interview will be repeated on Pogo Channel !!! Edited January 28, 2014 by csmart 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
abhi.r 95 Report post Posted January 28, 2014 Rajiv Gandhi ko us raat chup chap so jana chahiye tha. Sent from my SPH-D700 using Tapatalk 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
phonegeek 588 Report post Posted January 28, 2014 Sent from my LG-LS980 using Tapatalk 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KanagaDeepan 1,084 Report post Posted January 29, 2014 Oh, come on... Leave that kid with sub - par IQ... HA HA... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hiteshkkk1 327 Report post Posted January 29, 2014 If you have seen marathi movie time pass, you'll like this joke even more... After an interview with #RahulGandhi Aranab called soniya and asked, Main kya puch raha tha, wo kya jawab de raha tha! Soniya- Naya hai woh..."" Sent from my LG-VS980 using Tapatalk 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
luvrit 15 Report post Posted January 29, 2014 Those who hv missed the MEGA interview: Interview rights sold to Cartoon network!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kalpeshaparmar 66 Report post Posted February 3, 2014 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
csmart 472 Report post Posted February 7, 2014 A gentle request to everyone. Please give a miss call on 09924777777 ... Kellogg will provide a breakfast to one child for every miss call... This is really genuine and I got confirmation SMS. . 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dkaile 1,051 Report post Posted February 7, 2014 This is a short story written by Dr Kishore Shah….he is a gynaecologist in Pune and a very gifted writer….enjoy this extremely funny story :- My wife is an ENT Surgeon while I am a Gynaecologist. This can lead to some complications, as I recently learned to my anguish. A General Practitioner called me up and told me that she is sending a patient of hers for an abortion. Unknown to me, she had also referred a female with earwax for removal of the wax to my wife. I duly informed the receptionist to send the patient right in as she was expected (and expecting!) As Murphy lays down the laws of our hospital, it was but natural that the patient who wanted the wax removed from her ear, landed up with me. This is the conversation that I had with the patient. “Please come in. Be seated.” I said with a big smile. I always have a big smile, when I am going to earn some money. The patient gave a feeble smile and sat hesitantly on the edge of the chair. “Relax.” “Doctor, will this hurt a lot?” “Not at all.” The patient relaxed visibly. “You know something, Doctor, we tried removing it at home, but failed.” I was shocked. “Thank God. Trying this at home can cause serious complications.” “I first tried to remove it by jumping up and down, but it just wouldn’t budge.” I smiled and said, “If it were that easy, who would need doctors?” She gave a cute smile and said, “Yeah! My neighbour tried to remove it with his finger, but the hole is so small that he used a hair pin.” “Oh my God!” “Yes! My mother even tried a matchstick.” My blood pressure was shooting skywards. I just sputtered without uttering a word. “Tell me, doctor, how do I avoid getting this dirt inside me?” I knew that it was an unwanted pregnancy, but calling it dirt was too much. I replied a bit angrily, “There are tablets which can prevent this happening. Or you could use protection at night.” Now it was the patient’s turn to be confused, “You mean to say that it happens only at night?” I saw her point. “No! No! I meant anytime of the day, whenever you are in the mood, you should use protection.” She was even more confused, “It depends on my moods?” Again I saw her point. “My mistake. You need not be in any sort of mood. It just happens.” “My neighbour advised me to go to one of those chaps who sit by the roadside.” “You mean that pin man?” “Yeah!” This neighbour of hers seemed to be a very dangerous man. Besides using pins, he was sending her to such quacks. The only safety he knew was among the pins. “You were wise not to heed his advice.” “But I tried his other advice. He told me to put warm oil inside and wait. However, that also did not work.” This was getting more and more bizarre. Her neighbour deserved to be locked up either in a padded cell or a barred one. “But have you taken your husband’s permission?” Now the patient looked confused. “Do I have to take my husband’s permission? Because if you need his sign, he is working in Dubai. We were not able to meet for the last one year.” It was my turn to be shocked. I gave a sly smirk. It was one of ‘those’ cases. The pin-wielding neighbour seemed to me the usual suspect. I reassured her. “No! No! The husband’s sign is not at all needed.” “However, I did inform him on phone.” Her husband seemed to me a very broad-minded fellow. I didn’t know whether to congratulate her or to commiserate with her. So I hastily turned to other aspects. “Its good that you came a bit early.” “Actually I wanted to come early in the morning, but I had some other work.” “Oh! I did not mean early today. I meant that if you had delayed this removal, it would have started moving. Then it would have developed a heartbeat.” The patient was staring at me wide eyed as if watching a horror movie. Looking at her face, I decided that she was not fit to listen to the grotesque details. I decided to relieve her a bit. I said, “You will bleed a bit, but only for a few days.” By now, the poor patient was trembling, “how-H-How much bleeding?” “Oh, only slightly more than your menstrual period, and it will continue only for a week or so.” By now the patient was clutching her hair in her fingers and staring wide eyed. I asked her soothingly, " why don't you lie down on the table, remove your clothes and relax. This was the final straw. She didn't even wish me goodbye. I just saw a blur of motion leaving my consulting room in top speed. Sent from my HTCONE using Tapatalk 11 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KanagaDeepan 1,084 Report post Posted February 7, 2014 ^^^^ HAHA... Literally I Laughed Out Loud on reading this... Thanks ji for sharing... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
phonegeek 588 Report post Posted March 1, 2014 (edited) Sach me olx pe sab bikta hai! Sent from my LG-LS980 using Tapatalk Edited March 1, 2014 by phonegeek 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vahidmomin 66 Report post Posted March 3, 2014 Rofl.. Sent from my VS870 4G using Tapatalk 2 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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csmart 472 Report post Posted March 14, 2014 Saw on a truck in Mumbai.. Sent from my SCH-R950 using Tapatalk 2 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
