Greatest 55 Report post Posted October 12, 2010 Ha ha ha ha ha... that one was really funny... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
suresh72811 0 Report post Posted October 13, 2010 dear bro is video mai jo reprter ke sath hai vo mai hu....simple si trick hai ye karne ke liye par miss use bahut jyada ho sakta hai isliye maine kaise kiya jata hai ye nahi bataya...... ye video old nahi hai ye video 23 sept 2010 ko tv24 par dikhaya gaya tha Suresh, congratulations on being featured on TV! You're right about possibility of misuse and questionable legality of this. Just be careful, and take care. thanks sir......... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Honest 836 Report post Posted November 7, 2010 Ek gaanv ki aurat cheque cash karvane ke liye bank mein gayee. Clerk : Sign Karo Aurat : Kaise ? Clerk : Jaise Khat Ke Antt (End) mein likhti ho Aurat Ne Likha : "TOHAAR CHUMMA KE INTEJAAR MEIN.......-BIJLI" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rajanmehta 4,056 Report post Posted November 14, 2010 Difference in PERCEPTION Woman 1: I had a fine evening, how was yours? Woman 2: It was a disaster. My husband came home, ate his dinner in three minutes and fell asleep in two minutes. How was yours? Woman 1: Oh it was amazing! My husband came home and took me out to a romantic dinner. After dinner we walked for an hour. When we came home he lit the candles around the house and afterwards talked for an hour. It was like a fairytale! At the same time, their husbands are talking at work. Husband 1: How was your evening? Husband 2: Great. I came home, dinner was on the table, I ate and fell asleep. It was great! What about you? Husband 1: It was horrible. I came home, there's no dinner because they cut the electricity because I hadn't paid the bill; so I had to take my wife out to dinner which was so expensive that I didn't have money left for a cab. We had to walk home which took an hour; and when we got home remember there was no electricity so I had to light candles all over the house! After all, I was so aggravated that I couldn't fall asleep and my wife was jabbering away for another hour! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
taunk23 41 Report post Posted November 14, 2010 ha ha ha good one Rajan Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ayaz_cool 30 Report post Posted November 20, 2010 Different smartphone users! (WATCH FROM LEFT TO RIGHT) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
amit.shippie 135 Report post Posted November 20, 2010 Khaufnak andheri raat me 12 baje 1 bhoot 2nd bhoot ko samja raha tha ghabra mat. Ye sab tere dimag ka vahem h koi Rajnikant- vajnikant nai hota ... :-) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KumaarShah 143 Report post Posted December 10, 2010 (edited) Tomato Story A Jobless man applied for the position of 'office boy' at Microsoft. The HR manager interviewed him then watched him cleaning the floor as a test. 'You are employed' he said. Give me your e-mail address and I'll send you the application to fill in, as well as date when you may start. The man replied 'But I don't have a computer, neither an email'. 'I'm sorry', said the HR manager. If you don't have an email, that means you do not exist. And who doesn't exist, cannot have the job.' The man left with no hope at all. He didn't know what to do, with only $10 in his pocket.. He then decided to go to the supermarket and buy a 10Kg tomato crate. He then sold the tomatoes in a door to door round. In less than two hours, he succeeded to double his capital. He repeated the operation three times, and returned home with $60. The man realized that he can survive by this way, and started to go everyday earlier, and return late. Thus, his money doubled or tripled everyday. Shortly, he bought a cart, then a truck, and then he had his own fleet of delivery vehicles. 5 years later, the man is one of the biggest food retailers in the US .. He started to plan his family's future, and decided to have a life insurance. He called an insurance broker, and chose a protection plan... When the conversation was concluded the broker asked him his email. The man replied,'I don't have an email.' The broker answered curiously, 'You don't have an email, and yet have succeeded to build an empire. Can you imagine what you could have been if you had an e mail?!!' The man thought for a while and replied, 'Yes, I'd be an office boy at Microsoft!' Moral of the story Moral 1 Internet is not the solution to your life.. Moral 2 If you don't have an Internet, and work hard, you can be a millionaire. Moral 3 If you received this message by email, you are closer to being an office boy/girl, than a millionaire.......... EDIT: Not sure if this was posted earlier. If yes, mods/admins may please delete this post. Edited December 10, 2010 by KumaarShah 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sougatadc 358 Report post Posted December 10, 2010 Nice moral story... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Honest 836 Report post Posted December 10, 2010 Good One dear Kumaar Brother. +1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KumaarShah 143 Report post Posted December 11, 2010 Kamal and sougata Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Genius 817 Report post Posted December 11, 2010 Note: Using ur brain is strictly prohibited Q- U r in a boat in the middle of river.U hav 2 cigarattes & hav to light any 1 cigarette. U dont hav anything else wid u in the boat. How will u do it ? Ans- Take 1 cigarette & throw it in the water.So the boat will become LIGHTER.... using this LIGHTER u can light the other Cigarette. Another deadly ans, U throw a cigarette up & catch it. Catches win Matches. Using this Matches u can light the cigarette. If that was nt enough, 1 more deadly ans, take water in ur hand & drop it drop by drop(TIP-TIP) "TIP TIP barsa Pani, Pani ne aag lagayee" us aag se hamne cigarette jalayee. If that was nt enough even uptill now, 1 more deadly ans start praising 1 cigarette, the other will get jealous & jalne lagegi. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Honest 836 Report post Posted December 11, 2010 ^^^ Vinay Bhau....ekdum deadly hai yeh toh.....mai dead ho raha hoon apke deadly answers padhke. LOL. +1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KumaarShah 143 Report post Posted January 9, 2011 Conversation between Pencil and Eraser Pencil: I'm sorry Eraser: For what? You didn't do anything wrong. Pencil: I'm sorry because you get hurt because of me. Whenever I made a mistake, you're always there to erase it. But as you make my mistakes vanish, you lose a part of yourself. You get smaller and smaller each time. Eraser: That's true. But I don't really mind. You see, I was made to do this. I was made to help you whenever you do something wrong. Even though one day, I know I'll be gone and you'll replace me with a new one, I'm actually happy with my job. So please, stop worrying. I hate seeing you sad. I found this conversation between the pencil and the eraser very inspirational. Parents are like the eraser whereas their children are the pencil. They're always there for their children, cleaning up their mistakes. Sometimes along the way, they get hurt, and become smaller / older, and eventually pass on. Though their children will eventually find someone new (spouse), but parents are still happy with what they do for their children, and will always hate seeing their precious ones worrying, or sad. All my life, I've been the pencil. And it pains me to see the eraser that is my parents getting smaller and smaller each day. For I know that one day, all that I'm left with would be eraser shavings and memories of what I used to have. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Honest 836 Report post Posted January 9, 2011 Kumaar Bhai, its indeed a very very inspirational one. +1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rajanmehta 4,056 Report post Posted January 9, 2011 Kumaarbhai Really Touching..... +1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KumaarShah 143 Report post Posted January 9, 2011 Thanks Kamalbhai and Rajanbhai Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KumaarShah 143 Report post Posted January 20, 2011 Shopping at Target After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Target. Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunate, my wife is like most women - she loves to browse. Yesterday my dear wife received the following letter from the local Target. Dear Mrs Samuel, Over the past six months, your husband has caused quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behaviour and have been forced to ban both of you from the store. Our complaints against your husband, Mr Samuel, are listed below and are documented by our video surveillance cameras. 1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in other people's carts when they weren't looking. 2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. July 7: He made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the women's restroom. 4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official voice, 'Code 3 in Housewares. Get on it right away'. This caused the employee to leave her assigned station and receive a reprimand from her Supervisor that in turn resulted with a union grievance, causing management to lose time and costing the company money. 5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of M&Ms on layby. 6. August 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. August 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told the children shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring pillows and blankets from the bedding department to which twenty children obliged. 8. August 23: When a clerk asked if they could help him he began crying and screamed, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?' Emergency Medical Teams were called. 9. September 4: Looked right into the security camera and used it as a mirror while he picked his nose. 10. September 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, he asked the clerk where the antidepressants were. 11. October 3: Darted around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the ' Mission Impossible' theme. 12. October 6: In the auto department, he practiced his 'Madonna look' by using different sizes of funnels. 13. October 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed through, yelled 'PICK ME! PICK ME!' 14. October 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumed a foetal position and screamed 'OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!' And last, but not least: 15. October 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile, then yelled very loudly, 'Hey! There's no toilet paper in here.' One of the clerks passed out. cheers! 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Greatest 55 Report post Posted January 20, 2011 Hilarious bhai... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Honest 836 Report post Posted January 20, 2011 Good One Kumaar Bhai. +1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
::Hitesh:: 1,763 Report post Posted January 20, 2011 Ha ha hA , good one Sent from my HERO200 using Tapatalk Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Honest 836 Report post Posted January 20, 2011 Bhakt : "Baba, Mujhe aisa Kaam batao ke Mujhe kuch karna na padey. Log karein or Paise Mujhe Milein". Baba : "Ja Beta, SHAUCHALAY Khol le". Rs.3/- fixed tujhe milengey. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
_Kailash_ 63 Report post Posted January 20, 2011 Bhakt : "Baba, Mujhe aisa Kaam batao ke Mujhe kuch karna na padey. Log karein or Paise Mujhe Milein". Baba : "Ja Beta, SHAUCHALAY Khol le". Rs.3/- fixed tujhe milengey. lmfao@ that kamal u r rockstar Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
aalok 442 Report post Posted January 21, 2011 Bhakt : "Baba, Mujhe aisa Kaam batao ke Mujhe kuch karna na padey. Log karein or Paise Mujhe Milein". Baba : "Ja Beta, SHAUCHALAY Khol le". Rs.3/- fixed tujhe milengey. daddu , this is ultimate... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
digitalnirvana 646 Report post Posted January 21, 2011 Lol I actually clicked on Honest signature thinking it would be some scheme, should have known Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
