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[rajanmehta 4,056]

HOW TO KILL A LION

Manmohan Singh Method:

The lion roars. Stay mute.

The lion roars louder. Stay mute.

Let this happen for infinite times.

Lion dies of frustration.

Theek hai?

Rahul Gandhi Method:

The lion roars.

Ask him to join farmville 2 and offer a cozy hut, daily healthy food, a pink dress with cute decorations every festive season.

Lion dies of shock.

Abhijit Mukherjee Method:

The lion roars.

Call him a painted rat who is not aware of real lionhood.

The lion dies being stuck by intolerable stupidity.

Akbaruddin Owaisi Method:

The lion roars.

Brag that you're such a human who can knock him down in 5secs if the cage is removed.

Lion dies of excessive laughter causing multiple organ failure.

Mohan Bhagwat Method:

The lion roars.

Tell him that lions only roar in jungles, but not in jungles. Ask him to get out of jungle and come to jungle and to learn sanskar.

The lion dies of confusion.

Asaram Bapu Method:

The lion roars.

Tell him 'Hello bhaiya'.

The lion dies of unbearable humiliation and degradation of his species.

[digitalnirvana 646]

[csmart 472]

Life today has become So 'LESS';

Phone: Cordless

Cooking: Fireless

Food: Fatless

Dress: Sleeveless

Leaders: Shameless

Govt: Hopeless

Job: Thankless

Police: Clueless

Policies: Aimless

Conduct: Worthless

Relations: Meaningless

Attitude: Careless

Feelings: Heartless

Education: Valueless

Arguments: Baseless

Days: Restless

Nights: Sleepless

Future: Directionless

& cup of tea: sugarless

Still d Expectations r ENDLESS!
So life has become useless

[Rahul Always 87]

Some food for thought!

No matter what your life is ....... try and make it more interesting!

[digitalnirvana 646]

[csmart 472]

Do you agree that we have 26 alphabets in English, as given below

A = 1 ; B = 2 ; C = 3 ; D = 4 ;

E = 5 ; F = 6 ; G = 7 ; H = 8 ;

I = 9 ; J = 10 ; K = 11 ; L = 12 ;

M = 13 ; N = 14 ; O = 15 ; P = 16 ;

Q = 17 ; R = 18 ; S = 19 ; T = 20 ;

U = 21 ; V = 22 ; W = 23 ; X =24 ;

Y = 25 ; Z = 26.

With each alphabet getting a number, in chronological order, as above, study the following, and bring down the total to a single digit and see the result yourself

Hindu -

S h r e e K r i s h n a

19+8+18+5+5+11+18+9+19+8+14+1=135=9

Muslim

M o h a m m e d

13+15+8+1+13+13+5+4=72=9

Jain

M a h a v i r

13+1+8+1+22+9+18=72=9

Sikh

G u r u N a n a k

7+21+18+21+14+1+14+1+11 =108 =9

Parsi

Z a r a t h u s t r a

26+1+18+1+20+8+21+19+20+18+1=153=9

Buddhist

G a u t a m

7+1+21+20+1+13=63=9

Christian

E s a M e s s i a h

5+19+1+13+5+19+19+9+1+8=99=18=9

Each one ends with number 9

THAT IS NATURE'S CREATION TO SHOW THAT GOD IS ONE !!!

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[amitroutray 384]

Now Who Save the World...!!!

Guys see this. . .

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gh6YD2o5J-A&sns=em'>

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[amitroutray 384]

What else we need...!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9mqKEXFRdvI&feature=youtube_gdata_player'>

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[csmart 472]

Coca Cola ad on obesity....

http://youtu.be/bHhCP5ad-zM

[amitroutray 384]

Mac Vs PC

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C5z0Ia5jDt4&feature=youtube_gdata_player'>

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[amitroutray 384]

Dogs and cats teach their young all they need to know about trust.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTbbYLvhDSM&feature=youtube_gdata_player'>

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[amitroutray 384]

Self Control

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[amitroutray 384]

Something informative.

This information is useful...!!!

Have U ever heard about LPG cylinder's expiry date....!!

Do you know that there is an expiry date (physical life) for LPG cylinders? Expired Cylinders are not safe for use and may cause accidents. In this regard, please be cautious at the time of accepting any LPG cylinder from the vendor.

Here is how we can check the expiry of LPG cylinders:

On one of three side stems of the cylinder, the expiry date is coded alpha numerically as follows A or B or C or D and some two digit number following this e.g. D06.

The alphabets stand for quarters -

1. A for March (First Qtr),

2. B for June (Second Qtr),

3. C for Sept (Third Qtr),

4. D for December (Fourth Qtr).

The digits stand for the year till it is valid. Hence D06 would mean December qtr of 2006.

Please Return Back the Cylinder that you get with a Expiry Date, they are prone to Leak and other Hazardous accidents...

The second example with D13 allows the cylinder

to be in use Up to Dec 2013.

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[Genius 817]

Murgi egg deti hai,

aur gaai milk deti hai

toh aisa kon hai jo milk bhi deta hai

aur egg bhi deta hai?

Dukandaaaar

Dont clap plz.

I know am genius.

Edited February 27, 2013 by Genius

[rajanmehta 4,056]

Understood rest of the things but what the hell that <br /><br /> <br /><br /><br /> mean?

[aalok 442]

^ tappa-talk effect...

[rajanmehta 4,056]

For the life of me, i can't figure out why that highly repulsive <br /><br /> <br /> effect in posts comes only from some of the forum members using tapatalk and not all!

[commonman 228]

Whay I figured out is that the <br />Effect comes at least when one presses a hard "enter" in tapatalk. There may be other causes also.

[ami1 237]

Understood rest of the things but what the hell that <br /><br /> <br /><br /><br /> mean?

I thought that Doc is making some brrr brrrr noise while telling the joke !

[Genius 817]

Understood rest of the things but what the hell that <br /><br /> <br /><br /><br /> mean?

^ tappa-talk effect...

YEs its the taptalk putting it for every enter i have put, its the code for return in HTML programing

Understood rest of the things but what the hell that <br /><br /> <br /><br /><br /> mean?

I thought that Doc is making some brrr brrrr noise while telling the joke !

YEs probable - lol

[amitroutray 384]

It is XDA Way guys...!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iNWRto0Vf0M&feature=youtube_gdata_player'>

Triggered from my Nexus 7

[csmart 472]

This is what is on offer as discount...

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[amitroutray 384]

MYO - Wearable Gesture Control

Source: http://m.cnet.com.au/bluetooth-bracelet-allows-wireless-camera-less-gesture-control-339343472.htm?redir=1

Triggered from my Nexus 7

Edited March 3, 2013 by amitroutray

[KumaarShah 143]

I found this interesting!

When GOD solves your problems, you have faith in HIS abilities; when
GOD doesn't solve your problems HE has faith in your abilities.

God's accuracy may be observed in the hatching of eggs. . . . .
-the eggs of the potato bug hatch in 7 days;
-those of the canary in 14 days;
-those of the barnyard hen in 21 days;
-The eggs of ducks and geese hatch in 28 days;
-those of the mallard in 35 days;
-The eggs of the parrot and the ostrich hatch in 42 days.
(Notice, they are all divisible by seven, number of days in a week!).
And for Humans 40 weeks is the average pregnancy period.

God's wisdom is seen in the making of an elephant. The four legs of this great beast all bend forward in the same direction. No other quadruped is so made. God planned that this animal would have a huge body, too large to live on two legs. For this reason He gave it four fulcrums so that it can rise from the ground easily.

The horse rises from the ground on its two front legs first. A cow rises from the ground with its two hind legs first. How wise the Lord is in all His works of creation!

God's wisdom is revealed in His arrangement of sections and segments, as well as in the number of grains.

-Each watermelon has an even number of stripes on the rind.
-Each orange has an even number of segments.
-Each ear of corn has an even number of rows.
-Each stalk of wheat has an even number of grains.
-Every bunch of bananas has on its lowest row an even number of bananas, and each row decreases by one, so that one row has an even number and the next row an odd number.

-The waves of the sea roll in on shore twenty-six to the minute in all kinds of weather.
-All grains are found in even numbers on the stalks, and the Lord specified thirty fold, sixty fold, and a hundred fold all even numbers.

God has caused the flowers to blossom at certain specified times during the day. Linnaeus, the great botanist, once said that if he had a conservatory containing the right kind of soil, moisture and temperature, he could tell the time of day or night by the flowers that were open and those that were closed!

The lives of each of you may be ordered by the Lord in a beautiful way for His glory, if you will only entrust Him with your life. If you try to regulate your own life, it will only be a mess and a failure. Only God, who made your brain and heart, can successfully guide them to a profitable end.

I HOPE YOU FIND THIS AS FASCINATING AS I DID.

May God Bless You In Ways You Never Even Dreamed.
I didn't think twice about forwarding this one.

"Life without God is like an un-sharpened pencil - it has no point.

[rajanmehta 4,056]

Rahul Gandhi walks into ICICI to cash a cheque. As he approaches the cashier he says, "Good morning Ma'am, would you please cash this cheque for me?"

Cashier: "It would be my pleasure sir. Could you please show me your ID?"

RG: "Truthfully, I did not bring my ID with me as I didn't think there was any need to. I am Vice President of the Congress Party. future PM.

Cashier: "Yes sir, I know who you are, but with all the regulations and monitoring of the banks because of impostors and forgers and requirements etc., I must insist on seeing ID."

RG: "Just ask anyone here at the bank who I am and they will tell you. Everybody knows who I am."

Cashier: "I am sorry sir but these are the bank rules and I must follow them."

RG: "I am urging you, please, to cash this check."

Cashier: "Look Sir here is an example of what we can do. One day, Sachin Tendulkar came into the bank without ID. To prove he was Sachin he pulled out his bat and made a beautiful shot across the bank. With that shot we knew him to be Sachin and cashed his check."

"Another time, Mahesh Bhupati came in without ID. He pulled out his tennis racquet and made a fabulous shot whereas the tennis ball landed in my cup. With that shot we cashed his check.

So, sir what can you do to prove that it is you, and only you, future PM?"

RG stands there thinking, and thinking, and finally says,

"Honestly, my mind is a total blank... There is nothing that comes to my mind. I can't think of a single thing. I have absolutely no idea what to do; I just don't have a clue".

Cashier: "Sir should i give Rs 500 OR Rs 1000 Notes?