rajanmehta 4,056 Report post Posted November 25, 2010 Received Reliance In Touch newsletter. Had a good laugh particularly on the following statements, "We strongly believe that even though we have more than 100 million customers, Customer care has to given one customer at a time. The philosophy of individual attention and care is what differentiates us from many others." "Get Spoilt for choices with Reliance CDMA" Many such gems and self praise. Read and get entertained. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
csmart 472 Report post Posted November 25, 2010 i also got the same newsletter in mailbox, but just deleted it without reading.. never thot they will b praising them such a lot... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KumaarShah 143 Report post Posted November 25, 2010 me too did the same about 10 days back as soon as i got the newsletter. Did not read it at all to comprehend the bloomers!!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
neerajayshree 36 Report post Posted November 26, 2010 I also Like others just dodnt bother to read teh letter and Thrashed it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
city02 63 Report post Posted November 26, 2010 this is much better: By 2015, be amongst the top 3 most valued Indian companies providing Information, Communication & Entertainment services, and being the industry benchmark in Customer Experience, Employee Centricity and Innovation. i think maybe the industry benchmark in what to avoid in customer experience! but if it makes anyone feel a little better even employees get the brunt of their incompetence. i was told of cases where paper or email bills were not delivered to DAKC addresses and the MDN barred for non-payment! maybe the newsletter should be called 'out of touch'... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
commonman 228 Report post Posted November 26, 2010 ^^^ it should be called "in touch with fantasy" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Karthik R 246 Report post Posted November 27, 2010 See the attached image in the original post ...with the state-of-art features, our range of handsets will definitely make you go eeny meeny miney moe... In that case they will suffer a HEART ATTACK if they happen to see the likes of handsets and smartphones our Gurus have made available! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
confused_follower 12 Report post Posted November 27, 2010 See the attached image in the original post ...with the state-of-art features, our range of handsets will definitely make you go eeny meeny miney moe... In that case they will suffer a HEART ATTACK if they happen to see the likes of handsets and smartphones our Gurus have made available! The story about caring Reliance employees seems to be interesting. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
copperco2 24 Report post Posted November 29, 2010 See the attached image in the original post ...with the state-of-art features, our range of handsets will definitely make you go eeny meeny miney moe... In that case they will suffer a HEART ATTACK if they happen to see the likes of handsets and smartphones our Gurus have made available! The story about caring Reliance employees seems to be interesting. Thats one dumb thing to say in the newsletter but since it is for the consumer newsletter the laughs are for us to have.. The guy who invented the sentence must be laughing even in his sleep on the his own absurd creativeness.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Karthik R 246 Report post Posted November 29, 2010 maybe Reliance relied on a nursery girl to come up with that line. LoL Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
