Honest 836 Report post Posted February 13, 2011 Thanks Kumaar Bhai, Genius Bhai and Rajan Bhai. +1 to you too Vinay Babu....jabardast script hai. @RajanBhai Latest Fascinate wala dulha toh apko maaloom he hai kaun hai.....! Soch raha hoon basanti ka taanka usee ke saath bhidaa doon. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Genius 817 Report post Posted February 14, 2011 (edited) Latest Fascinate wala dulha toh apko maaloom he hai kaun hai.....! Soch raha hoon basanti ka taanka usee ke saath bhidaa doon. Bahut yarana Lagta hai ! Bilkul thik sAfed fascinate wala dulha thik rahega. Basanti nahi to Dhanoo bhi ready hai...O dhulhe raja, barat le ke aaja. Edited February 14, 2011 by Genius Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Honest 836 Report post Posted February 17, 2011 Arey Yeh Kya ?......Thakur Sahab Nikle Hain.....Gabbar Ko Maarne.....Magar......Nok Waley Jootey Toh Pahen-na bhool he gaye.....! Koi Baat Nahi....Thakur Saheb Ke DAANT He Kaafi Hain Gabbar Ko Maarne Ke Liye ! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Honest 836 Report post Posted February 17, 2011 Gabbar Ke Aadmiyon Ko Hospital Kisne Pahuchaya......???? Kutte Kameene Gabbar, Mein Tera Khoon Pee Jaunga. ! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
::Hitesh:: 1,763 Report post Posted February 17, 2011 this is for every one ----------WOW !!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
::Hitesh:: 1,763 Report post Posted February 17, 2011 Gabbar sends Kaalia and two others to Ramgarh to collect the loot-maar software he had ordered. They reach Ramgarh and start shouting: "Abe O thakur! Kahan hai woh loot-maar software? Last date to kab ka nikal gaya". Thakur [with anger]: "Chillao mat! jaakar Gabbar se kah do ke Thakur Software walon ne paagal kutton ke liye software banana bund kar diya hai." Kaalia: "Bahoot garmi dikha rahe ho thakur? Koi naye programmers hire kiye hain kya?" Thakur: "Nazar uttha ke dekh, Kaalia, tere sar par powerbuilder chal raha hai." Kaalia looks up and sees Viru (Dharmendra) working on a PC on one Water tank and Jay (Amitabh) on another, using a laptop. Kaalia Starts Laughing and says: "Ha ha... thakur ne freshers ko liya hai ye log Programming karenge? In ko to DOS commands bhi nahin aate." Veeru shouts: "Chup-chaap chala ja kutte. Hum log consultants hain, Kuch bhi kar sakte hain." Jay hits his keyboard,then says:"jaao kaalia, Gabbar se kahna ki uska server down ho gaya." AT GABBAR'S DEN... Gabbar: "Kitne bugs the?" Kaalia: "Do sarkaar." Gabbar: "Wo do! Aur tum teen. Phir bhi fix nahi kar sake? Kya soch key aaye ho? Gabbar bahoot khush hoga? Naya assignment dega ...aur increment bhi? Iski saza milegi... barobar milegi." [snatches an X terminal from Sambaa]. "Kitne sessions hain is machine mein?" Sambaa: "Chhey sarkaar." Gabbar: "Session chhey aur programmer teen. Bahoot naainsaafi hai." [logout - logout - logout]. "Haan ab theek hai... ab tera kya hoga" Kaalia?" Kaalia: "Sarkaar, maine aapka code likha tha." Gabbar: "To ab documentation kar! (copy-paste) 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Honest 836 Report post Posted February 17, 2011 Wah Wah Hitesh Bhai maja aa gaya padhker...."inko toh Dos commands bhi nahi aati"....."kitne bugs thhe"....."gabbar naya assignment dega"....."maine apka code likha tha"..... Just fantastic my dear friend. +1 And I was sure that whenever you will be back, then you will definetely post something humourous in this thread. Waise poora thread read karke apki safar ki thakaan toh mit he gayee hogi. Kyu ??? Yahan per mili juli sarkaar he chal rahi hai filhal toh. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Genius 817 Report post Posted February 24, 2011 Scene: aaj maine kuchh sochaa ha Take: RevB Prime cast: Information overload as Veeru Talwar Master as Jay Plot: Safed Fascinate ko kharidne ki galti karne wala Veeru L1 band hone se pareshan ho jata hai aur apne master Latest Hardware wale ke paas jata hai, Veeru: Jay Jay : Hmm.. Veeru : aaaj maine kuchh sochaa ha Jay : hmm, kabhi kabhi ye kaam bhi karanaa chahiye. Veeru : Aaj maine ek bahot bada faisalaa kiyaa hai. Jay : Mai bataau tera bahot bada faisala? Tu apna number Port karna chahata hai. Veeru : Arre, wah wah wah . Tu mera sachha yaar hai. ek yaar hi yaar ke dil ki baat jaan sakata hai. Jay : Aur woh yaar ye bhi jaanta hai ki is saal me teri Porting ka yeh aathwa faisala hai Veeru : Yeh final hai yaar. Jay : Final ? ... subah se Fascinate me Game - video khel raha hai na? Veeru : Yaar Partner, mera ek kaam kar de to main port nahi karu, waise bhi L1 ke baad koi rasata nahi .. Jay : Kya? Veeru: Woh RimWeb hai na wahan pe kuch log MEID register aur EVDO activate kar rahe hai, tu uneke paas ja kar kuch is taraha se chabhi bhar ki woh mere set me 3G chalu kar de. Jay : Mai kyun karoo? Veeru: Aare, technology wale hi to jate hain yeh sab baat karne, waise bhi tere hi to pas EPIC sabse pehele se hai aur phir yeh jadui chamakne wali talwar bhi to tere hi paas hai Jay : Dekh, EVDO tere ko karana hai, tu jaa ke baat kar. Veeru : Jara Soch .... EVDO ke baad bada bada download hoga Jay : Woh to tera hoga. Veeru : video calling hogi Jay: teri hogi Veeru : 7-8 movies hongi, best movies ka bhi to sochana hai ki nahi. Jay : tere movies hongi Veeru: Par movies to tu hi dhekhaga na aur wo ghisa pita Samsung LED TV phek dena, aur Avatar film online bhi bahut achhi chalagi, sare mohalle ke bache ko bhi dikhana woh Pyaar se tumhari goad me khelenge, tere kandhon pe zula zulenge. Aur totli jabaan me bolenge taataa taataa hamko kahaaniyaa sunaao... Jay : Hmmm... yaane to EVDO le le aur mai bal-wadi khol lun Veeru : .. samazaa, tu mera dost nahi. laanat hai aisi do..(daaru ki botal phodate phodate ruk jaata hai . do ghoont maar leta hai.) Isi liye akad rahaa hai na, ke mera ye kaam tere bagair doosaraa koi nahi kar sakataa... yah baat agar maine The Boss ko kahi hoti to woh jhat kar deta , agar yeh maine Doctor ko kahi hoti to woh RimWeb walo ke paas Jane hi nahi deta par aajkal woh Amerikan ka bhala kar raha hai. Yehi agar Ahamadabadi ko haki hoti ya koi aur newbee ko to woh kabhi mana nahi karta......Lekin ye mat bhul jay..Jiskaa koi nahi hota uska Observer hota hai.... ... PuRANE nAGme ..(phir se daaru pita hai). Tu woh dost nahi rahaa. Tu nahi chahataa mai is ghatiya safed mobile me EVDO chala lu aur sare Thane me jab tower udega to isko hi tower bana lun. .... Maine tujhe kyaa samazaa tha jay lekin tu.. tu kya nikala?... Jay a big pause) (to him self) saalaa nautanki.... ghadi gadhi draamaa karta hai.(to Veeru) Chal bas bas bahot ho gaya hai, mai Insider aur Version 2 se baat kar lunga. Veeru : sach? PS: PLs enjoy, nothing personal - all those who are mentioned do exist and are there because are close to me. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Honest 836 Report post Posted February 24, 2011 Ha ha ha......Vinay Gurudev.....maan gaye apko.......kya script likhi hai boss....mazaaa aa gaya.... :rofl_200: :rofl_200: :rofl_200: :rofl_200: :rofl_200: +1 Hass hass ke pait dukhne laga, ab stomach pain ki golee batao jaldi se.... Ek kaam karo, upar post mein WARNING ! daal doh....ke ye post padhne se pahle Stomach Pain ki dawaa pahle se le lein.....baad mein pait dukha toh hamaari koi guarantee nahi hai. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rajanmehta 4,056 Report post Posted February 24, 2011 Vinay... Great Imagination ... Bahot Stress Relieve Ho Gaya Bhai... Haven't laughed so much in days.... Har Ek Dialogue Salim Javed ki chhutti kar dene vala likha hai +++++++++++++ Vaise Safed Fascinate & EVDO me Safed Talwar ka koi role nahi tha.... That was a direct thing between Information Overload & The Insider... Lolz @ALL... People coming here first time... Read The Thread From Beginning... I can Guarantee.... You will enjoy it for your life... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Genius 817 Report post Posted February 24, 2011 ^^^ Rajan mai to talwar wale ka fan Hun Meri story unke bina puri nahi hoti, isliye unko main role mila hai. Waise Wo deal me nahi the Malum hai ...... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Genius 817 Report post Posted March 11, 2011 Finally here is a Great script on our Greatest Mentor - its for your enjoyment so sit and have fun: the music in background is original theme from movie see video or download PPT as you like Image: See Complete Video Download Powerpoint: pptx http://www.multiupload.com/4NJLXGK9X6 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Honest 836 Report post Posted March 11, 2011 :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :rofl_200: :rofl_200: :rofl_200: :rofl_200: +1 (Khadoos Moderator Ki Taraf Se) Wah Wah Genius Bhau mazaa aa gaya.....yeh Rimweb Ke Sholay toh jabardast banaayee hai apne. Mai apna Member Title (The Observer...Observing Everything) ko change karke ab rakh deta hoon : "Angrejon Ke Zamaane Ka Super Moderaor" LOL ! Ek Ek Dialogue chun chun ke likha hai bhai. Hass Hass ke haalat kharaab ho gayee. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Genius 817 Report post Posted March 19, 2011 We had great fun and we have the winners in the competition to be announced: We have 5 winners in the first place who will get DVD and goodies: Honest (Kamal Ji) :::: Rajan Mehata (CID saheb) ::::: Hitesh (lost man) ::::: dkale (Dheraj sir - my dear one):::::: Aur Mai 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Honest 836 Report post Posted March 19, 2011 Ahaa.....aakhir aa he gayee HOLI....forum walo, ab mat poochna ke kab hai holi. Congrats to all the winners of Sholay Contest. It was really great fun. Ab hum angreji ishtyle mein baith ker angrejon ki tarah Sholay dekhengey apni old lady ke saath. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
