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Khilao Pilao Batti Bujhao...

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Ro rahe ho ya shakal hi aishi hai? - chalo kuch masti ho jaye...

Lazy Sunday noon Perfect time to Start

Ok we had a lovely Sholay Contest now lets have more fun, We have to be creative and write again some great stuff to laugh about.

Rules:

Write a script integrating these Punches anywhere once in your Script

  1. itna sannata kyon hai bhai.....
  2. lagta hai tum mere bhai ko nhi jaante .....
  3. bhagvan ke liye mujhe chood do.....
  4. Pushpa, aye pushpa
  5. Main Tumhare bachhe ki maa banne wali hun......
  6. Nahiiiiiiiii aisa hani ho sakta .....
  7. pistol jail me aa chuka hai .....
  8. Hey bhagwan tu itna kathor nahi ho sakta ...
  9. Ek bar jo mai nay commitment kar de ya phir to mai apna aap ki bhi nahi sunta....
  10. picture abhi baaki hai mere dost .....

The script should be minimum 5-8 lines not just one liners, and not to be copied from original scripts - something new your own

There should be minimum one photo in relevance to your Script

Wherever u use the line make it RED so that we know - you can use more than once

One Punch line per script please - no limit for entry.

NO Offends & Names - its for FUN n be Sportive

I Have 10 saregama RPG MP3 DVD to Give off for 1st 10 scripts

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Demo Story

Commissioner: Jaldi karo katil bahagne na paye... are yah kia wo dekho wahan Katil us party me ghus raha hai, Jailer tum kisi kam ke nahi ho bade aye observer - ek kaidi ko bhi nahi dekh paye bhag gaya na Jail tod kar.....

Jailer: hamare jamane me koi itna tej nahi daudta tha sir aur yeh kaidi ke hanth me Chamakne wali Jadui talvar bhi hai, aap ghabharaye nahi sir maine apne sabse achhe siphai dilli ke Dr Karamveer ko uske piche chod diya hai ab woh bach nahi sakta....

Karamveer n team: siphayon khuni us chote se cabin me ghus gaya hai gher lo usko......“bhaagne ki koshis mat karna police ne tumhe charo taraf se gher liya hai"

Koi javab nahi - khuni bahut chalak hai - Bappi Lahari Darvaja tood do ......

Are yeh kia woh to yahan bhi nahi......yeh to khali hai......

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Commissioner: JAiler bas Purane Nagme tum kisi kam ke nahi rahe maine kaha tha abb CID ko bolo pata lagaye kahan hai woh Katil...

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hahahahaha :Contento:

Official thumbs up.

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Edited by dipanlahiri

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good one doc.. :icon_rofl:

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LOL....wah wah....Genius bhau ab ayega maza.....+1 :)

Arey ab toh 2 din ho gaye....abhi tak kisi ne kuch item post nahi kiya....hain ?????

Bhai log yeh team work hai, yeh TUBE WALA quaidi itni jaldi haath mein nahi ayega....ab tak toh woh border paar karke dusri state mein pahuch gaya hoga ya aisa bhi ho sakta hai ke usne country he badal lee ho.

Bhai.....CID kahan ho ????? Daya and team ko lekar jaldi tafteesh shuru karo bhai. :winko::P

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