rajanmehta 4,056 Report post Posted September 12, 2011 The Off Topic Thread Well, the topic title says it all.. There is no topic at all here.. Just chit chat, sarcasm, fun, gupshup on anything under the sun between friends, members, newbies, buyers, sellers, anyone... Anything and everything under the sun... And the Moon too.. I remember when we were all young and particularly in small towns in India, in the evening, friends used to gather near a chawk, pan shop or any meeting point and chit chat about so many useless things which today seems like priceless memories.. Now since we have grown up and particularly in Online World, so many things come between the real and perceived us.. Ego, Image, What the people will say or feel.. But as Devang Patel sings.. Hu chahe aam karu, Hu chahe tem karu.. Mari Marji.. We all are like this only.. We have a very disciplined and neatly maintained forum.. So it's not fair for us to jump into any topic and fulfill our unmet desires.. But desires needs to be fulfilled.. For all that and more, this is the place.. Come one, Come All and have a good time gosipping, chatting, fighting or do what you like.. Someone will join the fun.. I request our Dear Admin / Moderators to be a little patient and more accommodating in this topic and let the juices flow.. But at the same time request all members to be responsible and self moderated for that extra freedom.. No Profanities, Vulgarity or obscene things here or vicious personal attacks.. Satire, sarcasm will do but nothing which should hurt someone beyond repair.. Enjoy.. I can imagine who are going to be some of the first posters here... Vaise it's off topic but let's start with a topic.. It seems Parinbhai will soon start selling Dual Sim Chinese Mobiles going by the demand for it flowing in his sell topic.. 7 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KapilAgrawal 340 Report post Posted September 12, 2011 Great Start Rajan bhai Chit-Chat.. Name says it all.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
amitnsonu 72 Report post Posted September 12, 2011 today, in KBC, saw a village from bihar, where only a single school that too remain close for 3-4 months in the season of rain. where is nitish kumar who is looting praises by opening a school in home of an IAS officer, but then I think lalu is more responsible for this who ruled bihar for a long time. feel good for the young man who win 25L. atleast now we can expect a good school there Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shadaabsharik 10 Report post Posted September 12, 2011 2 din ho gaye hai apne MAc ka wi fi EVO par chalane ki koshish main, ab to biwi ne bolna bhi band kar diya hai but i guess thats the way we "husbands" are.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Honest 836 Report post Posted September 12, 2011 Anything and everything under the sun... And the Moon too.. Rajan Bhai, hamarey liye toh under the MOON bahut jaroori hai bhai. Aap toh jaante hain, ke hum toh Raat ke khiladi hain.....Raaton ka betaaj Badshah aka Honest........ I request our Dear Admin / Moderators to be a little patient and more accommodating in this topic and let the juices flow.. Little Patient ? Bhai yahan toh mai pura ka pura bahut BADAA MAREEJ bana baitha hoon..... Yeh little yani chota mareej urf patient kya hota hai. LOLz. Aur ek baar aap juicer mein mosambi / santra daal ke toh dekho....aur fir dekho kis tarah se juice flow hota hai. Bhai ye angreji bhi na aisi language hai ke ek word ke kai matlab nikaale jaa sakte hain. Ha ha ha. It seems Parinbhai will soon start selling Dual Sim Chinese Mobiles going by the demand for it flowing in his sell topic.. Hmmm.....only dual sim ? Kya bhai....triple sim ke jamaane mein dual sim ? Yeh achhi baat nahi hai. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mujeebrehman 78 Report post Posted September 12, 2011 Finally thanks for this thread Ranjan bhai and I want to ask you the million dollar question. Bhai what do you apart from being on Rimweb because afaik a guy who is so informed about latest gadgets, where to find them, what is the best deals possible to get them and on and on. For such a guy i guess he will not have much time left to do daily chores let alone social or work commitments. Please don't feel offended I am just asking this out of pure curiosity and no pun intended whatsoever. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Honest 836 Report post Posted September 12, 2011 ^^^ Mujeeb Bhai.....hamaare Rajan Babu HARFANMAULA hain......he is an allrounder and he's best at multitasking.....sabhi kaam ek saath kaise karne hain.....yeh agar seekhna ho toh Rajan Babu se class le lo. Really I salute Rajan Bhai for all his contribution to this community. 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mujeebrehman 78 Report post Posted September 12, 2011 Same applies to you Dadaji din ho ya raat whenever I logon to Rim web I see you on online... Bhai I guess it is high time and do remember Zindagi na milegi dobaaara~ LOL 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
thilak.kmb 19 Report post Posted September 13, 2011 Finally thanks for this thread Ranjan bhai and I want to ask you the million dollar question. Bhai what do you apart from being on Rimweb because afaik a guy who is so informed about latest gadgets, where to find them, what is the best deals possible to get them and on and on. For such a guy i guess he will not have much time left to do daily chores let alone social or work commitments. Please don't feel offended I am just asking this out of pure curiosity and no pun intended whatsoever. A BUSY MAN WILL FIND TIME FOR EVERYTHING. From my experience I have known people who will do everything without any fuzz. These people are versatile and gifted. There are a few in this forum too and the leader of the pack is Rajanbhai. Right from the day I joined this forum these people have made the reading very interesting, informative and helpful. My tributes to all of them. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Genius 817 Report post Posted September 13, 2011 Dadaji din ho ya raat whenever I logon to Rim web I see you on online....... Zindagi na milegi dobaaara~ LOL Are yeh so uth ke Jaga jailer hai, abb iska transfer nahi hoga. Bhdhape me koi kaam nahi neend nahi aati, old lady ko impress karne aur batane ke liye ki mai kuch kabil Hun yahan baithe rahate hain. Aur Rajan ka Mumbai me famous sabun ki dukan hai. The famous old damaged soap Store : Dove specialist apne daddu ji wahin se lifebuoy kharidte hai. Par woh usse muh nahi sirf hanth dhote hain, isliye unka hanth charahe se jyada nikhara hua hai. Got late for gym..... Bhago re.... Good thread Dove Boy Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mujeebrehman 78 Report post Posted September 13, 2011 Arre Genius Sir aap to please rehne hi do. The other day I saw your comment which you had mentioned that you had posted while traveling from bandra to andheri local. Sir aap ko western railway ke dhake mai bhi itne labe post karne ka dil karta hai.. tusi great ho! Btw thanx for reminding me too late for GYM! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rajanmehta 4,056 Report post Posted September 13, 2011 Bhai yahan toh mai pura ka pura bahut BADAA MAREEJ bana baitha hoon..... Yeh little yani chota mareej urf patient kya hota hai. LOLz. Aur ek baar aap juicer mein mosambi / santra daal ke toh dekho....aur fir dekho kis tarah se juice flow hota hai. Bhai ye angreji bhi na aisi language hai ke ek word ke kai matlab nikaale jaa sakte hain. Ha ha ha. Home juicer gives thin juice.. That's why everyone loves outside juice made thick with glucose.. English is a funny language.. Same word means different things.. Some examples.. Desert > The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert. Desert > He missed dessert, but he finally got his just deserts in those far away deserts. Present > Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present. Intimate > How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend? Annex > The Prime Minister is in the office annex discussing how to annex the territory. Approximate > It's usually ok to approximate the location, but your answer will only be approximate. Axes >I have many axes to grind about how I have to label the axes of my graphs. Blessed > Blessed are the poor for they will be blessed. Bowed > He bowed before the audience, though it was painful because of his bowed back. Bustier > Madonna wears an uncomfortable bustier to look bustier. Coax > I had to coax the school to use coax cable for the network instead of cheaper twisted-pair wire. Combat > We must combat our tendency to resort to armed combat to resolve world conflicts. Console > I tried to console him after the accident, but he was only interested in his game console. Contrary > Mary is quite contrary, but Susan, to the contrary, is easy to be around. Duplicate > Please duplicate your report and put the duplicate on my desk before morning. Object > I do not object to the object of the inquiry, only the method. Perfect > She is working to perfect her act, though it's not perfect yet. Progress > We're making progress, and we'll continue to progress towards our goal. What a crazy language – words with two meanings! Some of these meanings are just two completely different things, but sometimes the meanings are actually opposite to each other. Have a look at these examples: Left Where’s John? He’s left (departed) At the end of the evening there were only three people left (remaining) With England fought with France against Germany in World War One (together) England last fought with France between 1792-1815 (against) Critical It’s critical that you hand in your coursework before Friday (important) My mum’s very critical of my choice of university (opposed to) Can Baked Beans are usually canned (preserved in a tin can) The boss canned half of the staff (sacked, or got rid of) Cool This website is so cool! (positive – meaning fashionable, exciting or trendy) My proposal got a really cool reception from my boss (negative – meaning not hot, not very enthusiastic) Hai my examples are sooo academic, Spicier double meanings ke liye.. Mile ya likhe.. Genius bhai ko.. Finally thanks for this thread Ranjan bhai and I want to ask you the million dollar question. Bhai what do you apart from being on Rimweb.. You didn't notice... I am getting listed on NSE as per this info >> http://www.rimweb.in...post__p__242595 So right now i am solving that billion dollar question... How to encash it? Another trillion dollar question (If Genius is right about my old soap shop..) is how to dispose of the old soap stock.. Aur Rajan ka Mumbai me famous sabun ki dukan hai. The famous old damaged soap Store : Dove specialist apne daddu ji wahin se lifebuoy kharidte hai. Par woh usse muh nahi sirf hanth dhote hain, isliye unka hanth charahe se jyada nikhara hua hai. Good thread Dove Boy DKji to aajkal dove customer nahi rahe.. He has finally decided to use only TOYOTA branded soaps as it's going to be the most reliable.. Tab tak chane ke lot se kam chala lenge.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Honest 836 Report post Posted September 13, 2011 Btw thanx for reminding me too late for GYM! Ye kya....aap dono Gym - Gym khel rahe ho ? Acha ab samjha, lagta hai aap dono next olympics mein participate karne ki taiyaari mein ho, isiliye GYMNASTIC ki taiyaariyaan zoron per hain. Aur Rajan ka Mumbai me famous sabun ki dukan hai. The famous old damaged soap Store : Dove specialist apne daddu ji wahin se lifebuoy kharidte hai. Par woh usse muh nahi sirf hanth dhote hain, isliye unka hanth charahe se jyada nikhara hua hai. Bilkul theek keh rahe hain Genu Chacha.....yeh apne kapde dhone ke liye NAULAKHA sabun aur Nirma, Rajan Babu ki dukaan se WHOLESALE mein kharidte hain.....Genu chacha kehte hain ke Naulakha sabun itna badiya hai ke unko kapdon ki ragadayee jyaada nahi karni padti....Bus doh haath mein sabhi kapde Super Rin ki chamkaar se bhi jyaada safed chamak jaate hain.....Kuch din pahle keh rahe thhe ke "Doodh si safedi Naulakha se aaye, rangeen kapda bhi khil khil jaaye".....Toh Geenu chacha per aajkal Naulakha ka bhoot sawaar hai bhai log. Yeh toh sapne mein bhi ye song sunte hain...."Mujhe Naulakha mangwade ri oh sajni diwaani"..... Waise bhai log ek raaz ki baat bataa doon.....Ye Genu chacha ne Rajan Babu ko 500 Dove ke packets ka order diya hai..... Jo yeh forum per sabko gift karne wale hain (Give away of the month) Ab pura mahina Dove ki bochhar hogi..... Shart yeh hai....jo bhi Genu Chacha per ek mast line likhega usko Dove ka pack (3 wala) milega woh bhi mufat mein..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Honest 836 Report post Posted September 13, 2011 Spicier double meanings ke liye.. Mile ya likhe.. Genius bhai ko.. Na na....Rajan bhai....likhen nahi....mil he lein toh achha hoga.....Dove ka pack haathon hath mil jaega..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rajanmehta 4,056 Report post Posted September 13, 2011 We all used tablets long before it was invented.. And it did contain unlimited amount of non volatile RAM.. Impressions of years of learning still available.. No backups necessary.. See the image for the clue.. Continuing to learn new things till death is more important, devices are secondary.. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MGR 18 Report post Posted September 13, 2011 Gr8 idea Rajanji, Its like zero session in Parliament... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Honest 836 Report post Posted September 13, 2011 The Oldest Tablet : 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jasmin Shah 16 Report post Posted September 14, 2011 We all used tablets long before it was invented.. And it did contain unlimited amount of non volatile RAM.. Impressions of years of learning still available.. No backups necessary.. See the image for the clue.. Continuing to learn new things till death is more important, devices are secondary.. a really nice one & nostalgic too rajanbhai you a have a way with words Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Genius 817 Report post Posted September 14, 2011 bandra to andheri local. Sir aap ko western railway ke dhake mai bhi itne labe post karne ka dil karta hai.. tusi great ho! Bahi dusri baar samajhdari kari maine 1st class ka pass banwa ke this time in Mumbai aur woh 1:30 ko full khali rehata hai. and for your 2nd part thanks yes i agree BTW: aap apni red gaddi ko ghurte kyun baithe rahate ho, ya dove se dho rahe ho.....(reffer avatar) Spicier double meanings ke liye.. Mile ya likhe.. Genius bhai ko.. Na na....Rajan bhai....likhen nahi....mil he lein toh achha hoga.....Dove ka pack haathon hath mil jaega..... Likhana mehanga hai milna sasta are aaj kal dove ka jamana hai yeh dekho: Thigh- Land ki photu Ye kya....aap dono Gym - Gym khel rahe ho ? GYMNASTIC ki taiyaariyaan zoron per hain. Yes hamari coach ki photo dekho: Waise bhai log ek raaz ki baat bataa doon.....Ye Genu chacha ne Rajan Babu ko 500 Dove ke packets ka order diya hai..... Jo yeh forum per sabko gift karne wale hain (Give away of the month) Pakka upar ke stall se mangwa dega Rajan Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Genius 817 Report post Posted September 14, 2011 Honest Kamal ji yeh aap ke liye Vimal Washing Powder: Man on street: Dileep Tahil Scene: DT is walking down the street, happy in a sort-of-white kurta and pyjama. The VWP girl on a huge banner comes alive, and here's the conversation (please SING it to the tune of the jingle, imagine the music being played in the extract below): Girl: Suno suno, ay babuji (tanv danv tanv danv tanv danv tanv danv) kahan chale? (tanv danv danv danv) kapde kyon hain mailey dhule? DT: MAILEY? Lekin maine to laundry se dhulvaayi thi Girl: To kya, zara thehro (winks, accompanied by synth sound of wink, and his clothes become ultra-white) farak dekhlo! chorus: Vimal Washing Powder, kapde dhoye jagmag jagmag Ujwal, ujwal, kapde dikhte nikhaar, rangon ke bahaar laaye jhilmil jhilmil! Vimal Washing Powder! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PKC19 11 Report post Posted September 14, 2011 Honest Kamal ji yeh aap ke liye Vimal Washing Powder: Man on street: Dileep Tahil Scene: DT is walking down the street, happy in a sort-of-white kurta and pyjama. The VWP girl on a huge banner comes alive, and here's the conversation (please SING it to the tune of the jingle, imagine the music being played in the extract below): Girl: Suno suno, ay babuji (tanv danv tanv danv tanv danv tanv danv) kahan chale? (tanv danv danv danv) kapde kyon hain mailey dhule? DT: MAILEY? Lekin maine to laundry se dhulvaayi thi Girl: To kya, zara thehro (winks, accompanied by synth sound of wink, and his clothes become ultra-white) farak dekhlo! chorus: Vimal Washing Powder, kapde dhoye jagmag jagmag Ujwal, ujwal, kapde dikhte nikhaar, rangon ke bahaar laaye jhilmil jhilmil! Vimal Washing Powder! I was almost rolling on floor after reading the above in office. If i do these 2-3 times more will be officially declared mad... Almost there..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rajanmehta 4,056 Report post Posted September 14, 2011 Why Mumbai roads are full of so many pot-holes? According to one theory, idealistic Home Minister RRP took care to fill and shut up every type of hole for which Mumbai was famous since ages like, Drinking-holes Dance Bar-holes Night Club-Holes Late Night Eating Joint-holes Naturally the common man was looking for some holes after the above deprivation to fulfill their hole-some basic needs and the government being so considerate provided totally FREE, various sizes pot-holes in every area of Mumbai as an alternative.. Just a stone's throw away.. Nope.. Just 2 steps away from wherever you are in Mumbai.. Omnipresent Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
digitalnirvana 646 Report post Posted September 14, 2011 Got released from project at work, in buffer now one step from being fired. Worked flat out despite having issues, despite being on medication, despite having trouble coping, got customer appreciation etc., but they released me. Oh well. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rajanmehta 4,056 Report post Posted September 14, 2011 ^ ^ ^ In buffer means same as on bench? Do they pay you while in buffer? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
digitalnirvana 646 Report post Posted September 14, 2011 ^ It is not yet bench, buffer is internal to the different company verticals where they gather resources for pipeline projects. People out of these verticals go into the company wide bench. People are paid on buffer as well as on bench. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
