KapilAgrawal 340 Report post Posted February 21, 2012 Wah aalok bhai.. sahi bol rahe ho.. I heard There are lot of issues with BB Porche, Phone goes switched off after a hour or so & you need to do a battery pull to get it working back.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rajanmehta 4,056 Report post Posted February 21, 2012 ^ OT : rajan sir, aapne 1TB udhaar li kya doc saab se... Kya Aalokbhai.. Off topic thread ko bhi aap Off Topic kar sakte ho.. Vaise doc saab ne abhi tak thigh land wala 1TB kisiko diya nahi hai! So i thought, let's do with baby photo instead of babes photo. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
aalok 442 Report post Posted February 21, 2012 Kya Aalokbhai.. Off topic thread ko bhi aap Off Topic kar sakte ho.. oopss.. maine dhyan hi nahin diya ki ye off topic thread hai.. blackberry porsch ka rate or link dekh ke laga ki deals wala thread hai.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Honest 836 Report post Posted February 21, 2012 ^^^ Toh chalo Aalok Bhai hum apke OT ko "Off Topic" ki jagah "ON TOPIC" maan lete hain. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Honest 836 Report post Posted March 15, 2012 BlackBerry Porsche Design P'9981 Mobile For Rs 1,07,999 >> http://www.ebay.in/i...0#ht_3021wt_905 Rajan Babu, ek lakh ke handset mein sirf Standard battery, Li-Ion 1000 mAh Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
::Hitesh:: 1,763 Report post Posted March 15, 2012 ^^^ Cant see tyres of those Porches !! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Honest 836 Report post Posted March 15, 2012 ^^^ Hitesh Bhai, bus aadha ghanta wait karo, apko mast cheez dikhate hain. Will be right back in half an hour. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Honest 836 Report post Posted March 15, 2012 Disclaimer : Yeh kahaani ek kalpnik ghatna per aadharit hai. Iska kisi bhi jivit athwa mrit vyakti se koi lena dena nahi hai. ----------------------------------------------------- CHACHAJI IN CELLULAR JAIL Aadarniya Chacha Ji, Bhatije ki taraf se pranaam sweekar kijiye. Mai yeh patr apko bahut he udaas hokey aur chinta mein likh raha hoon. Jab se aap JAIL gaye hain tab se yahaan sab soona soona ho gaya hai. Aapke bina yahaan kuch bhi achha nahi lagta. Sabko apke dwaara chipkaaye huve chitr tathaa chalchitron ki bahut yaad aati hai. Wahaan JAIL mein aapke saath sautela vyavhaar ho raha hoga, yeh soch ker bahut chintit hoon. Pichli dafaa jab aap JAIL gaye thhey toh JAILBREAK karke bhaag aaye thhe.....Magar iss baar toh apko inhone itna dur bheja hai ke agar JAILBREAK ker bhi liya toh charon taraf paani he paani hai. Ufff ab ye KAALA PAANI ki JAIL hai bhi toh samundar se ghiri hui. Charon taraf samundar aur beech mein jail. Ab toh JAILBREAK bhi possible nahi lagta. Umeed kerta hoon ke apko wahan KAALA PAANI ki JAIL mein A-Class VIP TREATMENT toh mil he raha hoga. Aapko raat mein aaram se neend aa jati hogi aur machhar nahi kaat-te hongey ? Policewale apko apka favourite Vado Pav toh jail ki special rasoi mein banva ke jaroor khilate honge. Yahaan hamaare gaon JHUMRI-TALLAIYA mein bahut se log bimaar padh gaye hain aur apki yahan per bahut jaroorat padh rahee hai. Gaon walon ki Aankhon mein infection ho gaya hai. Jisey sirf aap he theek ker sakte hain. Aap ek-loute daaktar hain iss gaon ke. Aise samay mein aapka yahaan na hona pooray gaon ke liye chinta ka vishay hai. Mai toh yeh soch raha hoon ke kahin yeh CHINTA.....CHITA na bann jaye. Iss say pahle ke gaon mein mahamaari phaile, aap turant JAILBREAK karke yahaan jald se jald pahuchne ki kripa karein, anyathaa bahut see samasyaaein ho sakti hain.....anarth ho sakta hai. Aap kahein toh mai FILMI STYLE mein underground surang banwa deta hoon jo samundra ke neeche se hoti hui seedhe apke cell tak pahuchegi. Aur aap uss surang se hotey huve seedhe samundar mein. Bus apko ek achha tairaak saabit hona hoga aur Filmi Hero ki tarah Shark machliyon se ladte huve bahar aana hoga. Road per meri Lal rang ki VAN apka intezaar ker rahi hogi ekdum filmi style mein. Briganza seedha apko lekar JHUMRI-TALLAIYA aa jaega. Soch raha tha ke apke favourite MODAK apko JAIL mein courier dwaara bhej doon, taaki aap khane ke baad kuch meetha kha sakein. Magar yeh kambakht courier wale bhi ek dum bekaar hain. Koi bhi courier wala KALA PAANI ki JAIL tak courier accept nahi ker raha hai. Yahaan tak ki mai yeh patr (letter) bhi apko apne LUCKY KABOOTAR ke dwaara bhej raha hoon. Umeed karta hoon ke mera LUCKY KABOOTAR yeh patr seedhe aapke CELL mein sahi salamat pahucha dega. Mujhe lagta hai ke inko pataa chal gaya hoga ke aap ek anubhavi daaktar ke alaava cellular daaktar bhi hain, isiliye inhone apko iss baar seedhe CELLULAR JAIL yaani KAALA PAANI bheja hai. Wow....just got good news. Mujhe abhi abhi ek gaonwale ka phone aaya hai aur pataa chala hai ke aap wahan quaidi ke roop mein nahi balki doctor ke roop mein gaye hain. Wahan quadi beemar padh gaye thhe toh apko ilaaj karne ko bhej diya sarkaar ne wahan. Warna mai toh yeh soch raha tha ke shayad abki baar apko chitra khinchte huve rangey haathon pakda hai aur seedhe KAALA PANI ki JAIL mein bhej diya hai. Yeh samachar milte he mai bahut khush hoon. Ab mujhe koi chinta nahi hai. Sarkaar se baat bhi kar lee hai aur Sarkaar keh rahe hain ke Chartered Plane bhej rahe hain apke liye jo seedha apko KAALA PAANI se JHUMRI-TALLAIYA le aayega. Aapko sabhi quaidiyon ki bahut duva lagegi. Aap din dugni aur raat choguni tarakki karogey. Aap baar baar JAIL jaate rahoge. (Arey bhai, beemar quaidiyon ka ilaaj karne). Agar ho sake toh gaonwalon ke liye kuch KAALA PAANI ke Chitr tatha Chalchitr letey aaiyega. Baaki yahan sab theek se hai. Rajan Kaka ki Saabun ki dukaan ab khoob chal rahi hai. Kuch din pahle unhone sale lagayee thi kewal 19/- rupaye mein 3 International Lux Sabun. Jisey bahut se gaonwalon ne hathon hath khareeda. Bus Rajan Kaka ke toh maze ho gaye ab. Apke intezaar mein. Apka Bhatija. Kamal Pics Courtesy : sulekha.com, indianetzone.com, andamanbeacon.com, bbc.co.uk, indyatour.com, lovepm.com, jetplaness.com, 2.bp.blogspot.com, one.obuzz.com 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rajanmehta 4,056 Report post Posted March 15, 2012 ^ ^ ^ Hmmm... After Vidya Balan's "Kahaani", Ek aur "kahaani"... Filme sirf 3 vajah se chalti hai... Entertainment, Entertainment aur Entertainment... Aur upar ki kahaani me kafi entertainment hai.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
::Hitesh:: 1,763 Report post Posted March 15, 2012 @Kamal bhai, i got your target, we are still waiting for that Doctor to come back .... +1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Genius 817 Report post Posted March 17, 2012 Tote se bhi Jyade pyare, laddu se bhi mithe "Bhatajiwa" tohar khat mila, sasura tu padhana likhna kahan se sikh gaye re hum to tohar kuch aur roop me chod ke aaye rahan: Chalo achea ho gaya kuch to kare......... aur hum jail he gaye rahan tohar daddu se milbe ke khatir woh sasura jail me pada hai - ee dhakh lo photuwa Hoey gaye darshan - chalo pranam karo unka - bhul gaye kia? aur wok sala jailbreak america me bahut famous ho raha hai bhai - jab mile na to tatewa masak dena uska - gubak apple ko bahut pareshan kar raha hai, aur woh hai na Hatwa Bhai Patelwa - nasik ka jamindar aaj kal bade karname kar raha hai jailbrerak se. han ho uhm kahan the..........yad aaya ....... jab hum daddu se mile unki halat humse dhekhi nahi gai.......koi billi unko bahut pareshan karti thi..... ...... woh daddu ka sara dudh pi jati thi....... malai kha jati thi...... aab tum hi batao sasura dudh - malai ke bina koi jivan hai---- bas hum se unki halat dhekhi nahi ghai aur hum - farji doctor ban ke wahi reh gaye. humara wahan rehana kia hua bumne ek din billi ko daboch liya.... phir yeh pata chala ki iske piche kisi AAlok ka hanth hai - woh chori karne wali billi ka racket chalata tha... -------------------- aur tum apna kam me dhyan do warna itne mananat se banai hui tumhari kabadi ki dukan tumhari mehanat ki kahani dub jayegi.. yahan pe humara dost hai "chamatkari Talwarbaaj" uski bahut setting hai - woh hamara sara intajam kar deta hai ....... yeh dekho uski car wali photuwa: aur gawao walo ko kehna hum kal vapas aa rahe hain - unke liye ek mithai abhi bhej raha hun baki kal se.' yeh woh hai jo hamari seva karti hai jail me (compounder wa) samjhe ki nahi aur woh sarua Rajenwa chaddi bechate- bechate sabun bechane lga kia? bada naam kama raha hai nati....... usse kaho aaj kal package aur combi ka jamana hai ------- 3 lux nahi 1 lux ke sath 1 lota de - yeh combination bahut chalega.. Chalo sasura bad me milte hain. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rajanmehta 4,056 Report post Posted March 17, 2012 ^^^ ये कौन से प्रदेश की हिंदी भाषा है भाई ? इनमे छिपे मार्मिक अर्थ को सही तरह से समजते समजते मेरा तो दम निकल गया! और स्त्री दाक्षिन्य कम होने के आरोप तो आप लोगो पर पहले ही लग चुके है!! अब मुझे लग रहा है की दक्षिण राज्यों के मित्र आप लोगो पर अब हिंदी थोपने का आरोप भी लगा देंगे! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
aalok 442 Report post Posted March 17, 2012 ...... woh daddu ka sara dudh pi jati thi....... malai kha jati thi...... aab tum hi batao sasura dudh - malai ke bina koi jivan hai---- bas hum se unki halat dhekhi nahi ghai aur hum - farji doctor ban ke wahi reh gaye. humara wahan rehana kia hua bumne ek din billi ko daboch liya.... phir yeh pata chala ki iske piche kisi AAlok ka hanth hai - woh chori karne wali billi ka racket chalata tha... daaktar babu, racket to nahin but racquet to aaj bhi chalta hai kabhi kabhi.. waise aapse ek shikayat hai.. jab ye billi aapko jail mein mil gayi thi to aap ussko wapis kyun nahin laae.. ab dekhiye na, billi ke bina billa kaisa gumsum or udaas rehne laga hai.. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Honest 836 Report post Posted March 17, 2012 Wah daktar khoob achhi khabar sunai.....ke aap kal aa rahe ho..... Waise JAIL se kab choote ? Sarkar ne sajaa kamm ker di aur apke achhe bartaav chaal chalan ko dekhte huve chodh diya yaan apko niji muchalke per BAIL mil gayee ? Maine bahut koshish ki thi apki BAIL karwani ki. Magar woh Kaala Paani ka Jailor bola ke jis jurm mein aap giraftaar huve hain woh gair-jamaanati (non-bailable) offence hai. Toh humne pooch liya officer se ke aisa kya ker diya daaktar ne ? Woh bola ke iss baar unhone aapko rangey haathon tasveerein khichte huve pakda hai. Unhone apna ek Jaasoos (hariram naayee) apke peeche lagaa rakha tha. Bus voh hariram naayee jailor ka jaasoos jo tha, toh usne aap he ki photu khich ke de di us muve Jailor ko. Mai toh kehta hoon ke aap iss HARIRAM Naayee ka kuch bandobast karo. Bahut sir pe chadh gaya hai kambakht. Iss say pahle ke paani sir ke upar chala jaye iss Jailor ke Jaasoos ka kuch karna padega. Maine ishaara ker diya hai....aagey kya karna hai, woh apko sochna hai. Isi Hariraam naayee ki wajah se mai apki JAIL se BAIL nahi karwa paya aur merey pyaare chachaji ko itna time jail kaatni padee. Baaki JAIL mein itne saal bitaane ke baad apki bhaasha mein kaafi parivartan dekh raha hoon. Samajh gaya....wahan toh desh ke her koney se quaidi aate hain....toh aapki bhaasha per asar hona laazmi hai. Ismein apki koi galati nahi hai. Hum sab samajh sakte hain. Baaki maine ab apni kabaadi ki dukaan bandd karke thoda badaa kaam shuru ker liya hai.....magar line wohi hai....Scrap Dealer..... Ab mai puraani tooti phooti cars kharid-ta hoon aur unko bollywood waalon ko kiraye per deta hoon. Ye dekho mera car yard : Woh bollywood walon ko jab kisi pahadi se caaaaaar neeche phainkni hoti hai toh mujhse he dabbaa khareed ke le jaate hain. Usko paint karke phir pahad per se dhakka de dete hain. Yeh dekho yeh wohi gaadi hai jo Deevar film mein Amitabh ne chalai thi : Aur yeh woh gaadi hai jisko Firoz Khan ne Qurbaani film mein qurbaan ker diya tha : Kehne ka matlab yeh hai ke Amitabh ho ya Firoz ya fir koi bhi Bollywood Ka Raja Maharaaja......aate sabhi merey he yahaan hai dabba khareedne ko. Mai toh soch raha hoon ke ek deal apne yaahan bhi daal doon "Car Buying Advice" mein......toh kisi ko kuch shooting vooting ke liye dabba chahiye ho toh merey yahaan se le sakte hain. Waise Rajan Kaka ke Irresistible Deals ke liye toh meri yeh deals waakai IRRESISTIBLE hain. Upar se "Discounts & Deals" mein ek coupon chipka doonga....."Ek pe Ek FREE".....pahle aayein aur pahle paayein. Aur Disclaimer toh yaad se daalunga ke bhai ye sab cars bina ENGINE ki hain. Kal ko yeh na ho ke mai Cash On Delivery per bhejoon aur yeh log mujhe meri ITEM wapas na bhej dein. Waise mai credit card bhi accept kerta hoon. Jin logon ko udhaar mein maal chahiye toh jitna jee chahiye le ke jaao. Aur agar ek pe ek mein bhi nahi bika toh fir woh apna "COLLECT YOUR FREEBIES" kis din kaam ayega ? Hain ???? Aur aapne pichle dafaa bataaya tha ke Aalok ko PARLOK bhejne ka apne poora intejaam ker diya hai. Yeh wapas kahan se aa gaya...? Hain ? Kahin yeh bhi apke saath jail toh nahi kaat raha tha ? Hain ? Yaan phir apka woh zehar wala injection kaam nahi kiya ? Hmmmmm samajh sakta hoon.....ab aajkal milaavat itni ho gayee hai ke log Zehar mein bhi milaavat ker dete hain.....Duplicate Zehar hoga.....wohi filmi style wala. Bahar likha hoga Poison aur ander billi ke peene wala dhoodh. Aalok Bhai, merey paas 900 chuhe (mice) hain jo yahin merey car yard mein bhatakte rehte hain. Agar apki kisi billi ko woh muhavara sahi thehraana ho (Nau So Chuhe Khaake Billi Haj Ko Chali) toh apki billiyon ka merey yard mein swaagat hai. Ek compounder ki jaroorat hamare gaon JHUMRI-TALLAIYA mein bhi hai.....kripa kerke bhejne ka kasht karein daaktar. Kyunki apke yahaan to compounderon ki line lagi hai. Aur Rajan Kaka ko maine bola tha ke ab yeh Saabun waabun bechna bandd karo.....hamari tarah koi badaa dhanda shuru karo. Toh kehne lage.......bhai Aaj mai NAULAKHA SABUN bechta hoon toh kal NAULAKHA HAAR bechunga. Meri itni taraqqi hogi ke mai seedha Saabunwale se Jeweller bann jaunga aur tum log SAABUN se apne haath dhote rahogey yaani haath maltey rahoge..... Khair bhai.....kal woh nayee film ka naya director aa raha hai, jisko sarkaar ne hamaari reference diya hai. Kehta hai uski film mein pahad se 10 gaadiyaan neeche phainkne ko chahiye toh uske saath meri kal meeting hai. Waise mai usko apna nayaa idea jaroor dunga (Flop wala).......usko bolunga ke bhai ek baar gaadi pahad ke neeche phainki toh uski RESALE khatm ho jaati hai....toh tum apni filam ki story mein kuch tabdeeliyaan karo aur gaadi pahad ke neeche phainkne ki jahah gaadi ko TALAAB mein DUBO doh.....jisko baad mein CID waley dhoondh nikalengey. Is-say hum dono ka faiyda hoga. Producer jo mujhse gadi kharidega woh mai shooting ke baad wapas Buy Back le loonga aur usko kamm nuksaan hoga......rent bachega na uska. Agar woh maan gaya toh theek hai aur agar nahi maana toh mai yeh apna flop idea kisi doosre producer ke liye "Reserve" rakhoonga. Chalo bhai log naam likhwa lo.....only 900 left till now.....apni booking aaj he kijiye.....kal ki koi guarantee nahi hai. Pics Courtesy : carcraft.com, dreamstime.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kshah 452 Report post Posted March 19, 2012 Though this is not the thread where I should post it, but today I will break rule and make double post - one here and one in off topic discussion thread. Please watch this clip, very motivating and encouraging. http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=BfL2U0BJ48g&vq=medium#t=81 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Honest 836 Report post Posted March 19, 2012 ^^^ Very inspiring and motivational video Kalpak ji. The child is very confident. May God Bless Him. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Venkatagiri 53 Report post Posted March 31, 2012 Who has more right to travel on the road? Trucks, Buses, Cars, Scooters, Bicycle or the pedestrian? Of course the pedestrian for which the roads are built. Unfortunately most of the roads do not have a pavement or footpath for the pedestrian and so they have to walk on the road. Skywalks can be a safe and quick for the pedestrians. Skywalk is an elevated walking space connecting crowded places in a city to disperse crowd. Mumbai has 36 skywalks More cities should have skywalks which is safe for the pedetrian and vehicle drivers in India Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
digitalnirvana 646 Report post Posted March 31, 2012 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rajanmehta 4,056 Report post Posted May 7, 2012 After a long time, there is reality in a "reality show". Take a bow. Amir Khan. Satyamev Jayate. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NG3WygJmiVs Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rajanmehta 4,056 Report post Posted May 16, 2012 (edited) Ahem! It seems we have grown up and matured finally! Edited May 16, 2012 by rajanmehta Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Genius 817 Report post Posted May 16, 2012 Ahem! It seems we have grown up and matured finally WOW wait a minute how did you spotted the Growth below table - how did you saw it ?? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rajanmehta 4,056 Report post Posted May 16, 2012 Lol.. The ads just appeared.. Google Adsense thinks we may be interested in it.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sujit_k 141 Report post Posted May 16, 2012 dada it was just an Indiatimes Shopping ad B+ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
csmart 472 Report post Posted May 17, 2012 Think I should now disable ad block plus on chrome... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rajanmehta 4,056 Report post Posted May 21, 2012 White Paper on Black Money is now tabled in parliament. PDF attached here if anyone is bothered to read. WhitePaper_BlackMoney2012.pdf Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
