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Corrupt a wish

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Ok, here's how this works.

You grant the wish of the person above you in a weird, funny, or otherwise obscure way, and then make your own wish. Simple as that.

Example:

"I wish I had a new phone"

"Granted, but it's a Micromax phone that over heats and freezes. I wish I had a pony."

"Granted. Now there's a tiny pony living comfortably in your colon. I wish Hitler was still alive."

And so on... Let's begin.

I wish I had a galaxy note 2.

Ps - taken from the CTO forums.

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I wish I could get distinction in my all exams!!!!

Also I wish to contribute lots things to rimweb

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I wish I had a galaxy note 2.

Granted... but you forget that note 2 in taxi on 1st day itself...

I wish i m the lucky owner of the note 2 you just forgot in taxi..

Sent from my SCH-I535 using Tapatalk 2

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I wish I had a galaxy note 2.

Granted... but you forget that note 2 in taxi on 1st day itself...

I wish i m the lucky owner of the note 2 you just forgot in taxi..

Sent from my SCH-I535 using Tapatalk 2

Granted, but you accidentally drop the note 2 in water on the same day.

I wish I had 1 crore.

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I wish I had a galaxy note 2.

Granted... but you forget that note 2 in taxi on 1st day itself...

I wish i m the lucky owner of the note 2 you just forgot in taxi..

Sent from my SCH-I535 using Tapatalk 2

Granted, but you accidentally drop the note 2 in water on the same day.

I wish I had 1 crore.

Ok now I wish that dl will give me his 1 crore as a gift for me ...

And I keep it in bank for next 50 years

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I wish I had 1 crore.

Granted but all fake notes... I wish I was the MD of Samsung...

Sent from my Galaxy Nexus using Tapatalk 2

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Granted... You will get One Crore MOSQUITOES tonight... post-59799-0-72296400-1358011306_thumb.j

Sweet dreams...

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I wish to have a wish, that won't get corrupted...

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Kangana bhai where is your wish !!!

I wish to get Asus padfone !!

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Granted... You will get One Crore MOSQUITOES tonight... Sweet dreams...

I wish to have a wish, that won't get corrupted...

Granted... You will get your wish in your next life...

I wish I was the strongest in all universe...

Sent from my Galaxy Nexus using Tapatalk 2

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Granted... You will get One Crore MOSQUITOES tonight... Sweet dreams...

I wish to have a wish, that won't get corrupted...

Granted, but you have severe diarrhea and **** your pants.

I wish to have a new car.

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^^^^

Granted... You get a new 1c Hummer car and I am with you on that car, but sorry for the seats :giggle: and due to that distraction, we met with an accident and broke the car to this post-59799-0-92337500-1358012141_thumb.j

I wish for World Peace...

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Granted, but weapons companies kill you in anger.

I wish for a Cadbury

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Granted ...but it is a cadbury Silk and a very gay man is watching you eat it.........

I wish I could go back in time......with today's Salaries

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I wish I could go back in time......with today's Salaries

Granted but there is no Sunny Leone in those days

I wish I went for bike ride with Amitabh Bachhan

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Granted But the bike is this bi-cycle.. 220px-Ordinary_bicycle01.jpg

I wish i had a body like Aamir in Ghajini

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Granted, but you are gay so very attractive to men.

I wish I was happy.

Sent while mobile.

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granted , but you died the very next moment , i wish i was a god

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granted but you will be god of your own...

Wish I will be invisible !

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granted and you become blind too...

I wish to be perfect...

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Granted.... You will be a perfect fool!

I wish I could play football as good as Messi

Sent from my Nexus S 4G using Tapatalk 2

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Granted.... You will be a perfect fool! I wish I could play football as good as Messi Sent from my Nexus S 4G using Tapatalk 2

Granted but at 1st minute u get injured!

I wish i would be the owner of microsoft!

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granted and football is banned and made illegal , who ever plays is shot dead ! :P

i wish i own a lamborghini aventador

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Granted but microsoft becomes bankrupt

I wish I was slimmer and taller

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Granted u will be taller like the Twin Towers and all the girls will be normal height !

I wish I will be a casanova :Sorprendido:

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Granted but microsoft becomes bankrupt

I wish I was slimmer and taller

Granted, u were hungry and ate lots of burger and puffs now u r fat

I wish I would have pawn shop

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